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Nikita

@Dancingdoll

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: Anu-Reddy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man I chocked yaar tu bhi naa DD 🤣🤣🤣. I was imaginging Dutta doing the abrakadabra at that line 🤣🤣🤣 Imagine Dutta doing "Ab lo kaho abrakadabra aur dekho mera magical script of the day" 🤣🤣🤣

Srsly I can so imagine Baaji not only paying them but falling on their feet and begging them to come warna Bhaou will kill him with taunts "Yeh hai teri puja ki tyari? Tujhse ek kaam bhi teek se nahin hotha " 🤣🤣🤣

Anu, Dutta wuld suddeenly jump from the space, fall steady on the ground like Amitabh Bachchan and sing....

"Aa dekhein zaraa..." *left leg beating the grd in front of the right leg*

"Kiss mein kitnaa hai dum"....*clicking fingers and coming in front sideways*

"jam ke rakhanaa kadam, mere saathi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"....and in this aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....this is how he wuld be -

and then Dutta goes and smashes all the daroo bottles and roars again like above.....

Lo, shuru ho gaya show...khaana le aao!!

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gp00

@gp00

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: Anu-Reddy

So true yaar 🤣. I never saw any one else other than those pagal niwasis have a seat ......... kya acha sa hospitality hai . Dutta dil ka raja hosaktha hai, paison ka maharaja hosaktha hai par hospitality mein bikari hai 🤣. Do char chairs bhi nahin dal saktha logon keliye 🤣 atleast neeche bisthar tho bichadetha thaaki log neeche tho bait sakhthe 🤣............ Naak katadi hum sabki Gadhe ne😡 🤣

SHOCKING THOUGHT...SHOCKING THOUGHT.....I did not see FOOD at that magic show/party. There must have been some really disappointed guests. First, they have, as you mentioned, no place to sit, are placed to the back of the room, have to watch this second-rate magician and clap/ look delighted as if they were watching the master magician himself ,David Copperfield. I'd feel pretty cheated. And no drinks....at least some people can drink enough so that they forget that they are at the CIRCUS itself--Patil Niwas! And the Patils do not, URGHH!, socialize with their own guests! What kind of party is this anyway? I'd make a mental note not to bring a nice gift next time!

Edited by gp00 - 14 years ago

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gp00

@gp00

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#23

😆😆

Originally posted by: Dancingdoll
Anu, Dutta wuld suddeenly jump from the space, fall steady on the ground like Amitabh Bachchan and sing....
"Aa dekhein zaraa..." *left leg beating the grd in front of the right leg*

"Kiss mein kitnaa hai dum"....*clicking fingers and coming in front sideways*

"jam ke rakhanaa kadam, mere saathi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"....and in this aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....this is how he wuld be -

and then Dutta goes and smashes all the daroo bottles and roars again like above.....

Lo, shuru ho gaya show...khaana le aao!! 🤣🤣🤣

🤣 🤣

Sooo Devdas, the sheer agony and rage....😆 Guests probably wondering is this Devdas, the play?

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ltl_fan

@ltl_fan

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#24

@DD: Loved your idea of the guests demanding a program and that too Dutta ka item should be list as as "Dutta ki dongiri - watch at your risk". I am surprised why the guests enjoyed the magic show so much. They should have thrown their chappals and said "Is se zyada to Dutta bhao ne hamein last time entertain kiya tha".

Dead bodies, glass breaking with one hand at bar, love confession, chandielier shooting and falling, bride dragging, pandit almost peeing in his dhoti, fire show with alcohol, gun point wedding, walking on glass, mother falling at feet and icing on the cake SR announcement. Beat that magicians. ...😆😆 No wonder kids are never shown among the guests - they know better. At Dutta's house anything can happen. No wonder all the guests wait keenly for an invitation from AS. All the drama in one night. Pura paisa wasool (if they brought a gift).🤣

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Nikita

@Dancingdoll

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: gp00
😆😆
🤣 🤣

Sooo Devdas, the sheer agony and rage....😆

and the lion tamer - Naku, whips the ground, looks at the sher and tells him, "Achcha, show khatam, yeh le paisaa.....ab beth jaa!!....".....

"right seat is urs and left is mine...jaasti space math kha"

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gp00

@gp00

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: ltl_fan
@DD: Loved your idea of the guests demanding a program and that too Dutta ka item should be list as as "Dutta ki dongiri - watch at your risk". I am surprised why the guests enjoyed the magic show so much. They should have thrown their chappals and said "Is se zyada to Dutta bhao ne hamein last time entertain kiya tha".

Dead bodies, glass breaking with one hand at bar, love confession, chandielier shooting and falling, bride dragging, pandit almost peeing in his dhoti, fire show with alcohol, gun point wedding, walking on glass, mother falling at feet and icing on the cake SR announcement. Beat that magicians. ...😆😆 No wonder kids are never shown among the guests - they know better. At Dutta's house anything can happen. No wonder all the guests wait keenly for an invitation from AS. All the drama in one night. Pura paisa wasool (if they brought a gift).🤣

🤣🤣 Awesome, Ruby. Now it all makes sense...the invisible children. This is adult entertainment!

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Nikita

@Dancingdoll

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: ltl_fan
@DD: Loved your idea of the guests demanding a program and that too Dutta ka item should be list as as "Dutta ki dongiri - watch at your risk". I am surprised why the guests enjoyed the magic show so much. They should have thrown their chappals and said "Is se zyada to Dutta bhao ne hamein last time entertain kiya tha".

Dead bodies, glass breaking with one hand at bar, love confession, chandielier shooting and falling, bride dragging, pandit almost peeing in his dhoti, fire show with alcohol, gun point wedding, walking on glass, mother falling at feet and icing on the cake SR announcement. Beat that magicians. ...😆😆 No wonder kids are never shown among the guests - they know better. At Dutta's house anything can happen. No wonder all the guests wait keenly for an invitation from AS. All the drama in one night. Pura paisa wasool (if they brought a gift).🤣

And after such an awesome strict Parental Guidance program, who wouldnt wanna gate crash the next party....Kyaa pata.....jaadoo mein miraculously, Bachche pop ho jaayein.....Dutta and Naku ke, Papoo and Babli!!.....🤣🤣

and Dutta again shouts..................Nakuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........itni jaldi??? Kyun Naku, Kyun??? 🤣🤣🤣

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princessmithai

@princessmithai

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#28

hey bhagwan mujhey tow lagta hein jitne bhi mehman PN mein occassions mein invited rehte hein saab ke saab picchle janam mein koi paap kiya hoga isiliye tow un saab papoka prayashchit Dutta ki roaring sun ke karna pardta hein LOL 🤣

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ltl_fan

@ltl_fan

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#29

In the next party on the program schedule they would have the the following acts:

1) Dutta Don - antariyan kaise nikalte hain

2) Roops - peekar bhai ko rakhi kaise bandhte hain

3) AS aur Babi - sari ka pallu ko kaise khate hain

4) Suds - chehre se kaise kaise ishare karte hain

5) Baaji/Nakku - Bappa ka ishara hain ya nahin

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Nikita

@Dancingdoll

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#30

Originally posted by: ltl_fan
In the next party on the program schedule they would have the the following acts:
1) Dutta Don - antariyan kaise nikalte hain

2) Roops - peekar bhai ko rakhi kaise bandhte hain

3) AS aur Babi - sari ka pallu ko kaise khate hain

4) Suds - chehre se kaise kaise ishare karte hain

5) Baaji/Nakku - Bappa ka ishara hain ya nahin

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good one.....the AS and Babi is classic!! 🤣

Kala - Apna takiyaa kalaam kaise banate hain.....

and Baaji/Naku, u have to add, Bappa ka ishaara kaise corrupt karte hain!! 😆