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Guys,
If I have to choose a Maal of the day, I have nobody to choose except Dutta and only for his Hotness😍...no other reason....today he let Kala direct him all the way so😡, I am not eager to talk about having him as the Maal and if I have to talk about his hotness then I have already done so and now whats left is drooling - (MOTD of 3rd May, 4th May)...😍😍😍😍
So, today I wanna give the Daayen (Witch) title to the most deserving person in LTL....The woman who has been screaming from the roof top since the inception of LTL, that I am THE DAAYEN of the UNIVERSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Reminds me of He-man....Gosh!! Now I am imagining her in He-Man clothes and then....Oh gosh....*two slaps on the back* Stop!!.....) So, I decided to fulfill her wishes.....Any guesses 😛......Okie, here's the clue...
"Jo Bhala na Samjhe, bura na samjhe....Woh....<> ko kya samjhe...."😛😛😛😛
Yeah Yeah!! I know, EVERYONE got it right!!! And we know why is she the Daayen of the day...and centuries to come....😆😆😆😆😆
1. The most Filthy letter ever: KV not only made Sups write this letter, she also had nerves to read it out.....A pack of lies....thats all that letter was....Filth and Dirt of highest order....😡😡😡....Oh Oh...sorry, it wasnt lies at all bcoz all the time Mrs Daayen read it, I thought, oh!! She is so right about HERSELF!! Mirror Baby Mirror....Read the letter in front of a Mirror!!....
"Jab Jab tune mujhe chua hai, tab tab mujhe teri chooan se aur apne aap se ghin aati hai", "Aise Aadmi ke naam ka sindoor? " - Hellooooo Mrs Daayen, FYI, Kishore ka bhi exactly yehi haal hai.....Bus poochne ki deri hai....😆😆😆😆😆
"Moordoan ki badboo aati hai tere badan se" - Mrs Daayen, for u I have an exclusive deodrant - or shld I say Air freshner for others near you.....😆😆😆😆
"Kaun Aurat tujhse gale lagayegi" - Dont worry sweetie....A special invitation to you to visit LTL Forum...Pata chal jayega ki yahaan ki gopiyaan kaise stampede karti hai dutta ke liye....
"Nark mein jayegi woh aurat jo teri patni banegi" - and I am wondering ki Kishore Kahaan jayega....😕😕😆😆😆😆😆
"Kutta bhi paon padne par kat ta hai par tu to insaan ko hi gaajar muli ki tarah kat kar, ghar aata hai", "Tu Jaanwar hai Dutta" - yahaan ki khoonkhaar sherni tere liye kaise fork and spoon leke beithi hui hain, u have no clue baby.....😡😡😡
"Dil hai tere sine mein? sirf paise aur taqat ka ghamand" - Now, for this, I would really like to manufacture a spl mirror only for Kala which only shows Kala everytime and everywhere in all situations and gift her.....Bahut zaroorat hai usse.....😡😡😡
"Teri maut bhi kisi sadak chaap jaanwar ki tarah hogi, Koi police wala tujhe kabhie kutte ki maut marega, aur teri laash gutter mein padi hogi.." - Mrs Daayen, dont worry when we are here....Naku will make sure, that when u die, ur body is not thrown in a gutter , nahi to wahaan ke jeev jantu will run for their life....arre, jab door gaaoan mein baccha rota hai, to maa usse kehti hai, beta so jaa, nahi to Kalavati ko boola doongi.....😆😆😆😆😆
"Doobara kisi seedhi saadhi ladki se pyaar karne ki galti math karna" - Wait and watch Daayen, Pyaar bhi hoga, ikraar bhi....tere par tootega, musibatoan ka pahad bhi....Wah wah wah.....Irshad irshad!! 😆😆😆😆
She dared to make Sups write these sentences....now, can she not be the 1st order daayen of the century??
2. Acting Skills - Her act to be a goody-goody and devoted sister is top-notch....She could fool my dutta...Bechara mera dutta....😭😭 *sob sob.....*Wait woman, see how that BH fools you with his/her acting....So, Mrs Daayen had a cheek to show concern and anger while reading the letter and then throw statements like..."Kya likha hai Iss ladki ne" , "Bus bhao, isse zyaada nahi pad sakti", "mujhe pata hota to, sach Bhao, mein hi uska gala ghot deti".......aur us par she matkofyies her eyes everytime Dutta looked somewhere else....Her slant looks, nein matkaana and the bechari face, ughhhhhhhhhhh.....man karta hai usse Chalbaaz movie ki tarah Witch ka makeup lagake, gadhe par bithake....dhanchu dhanchu karvaoon in the whole city.....😡😡😡😡
3. Slap: Now here, How dareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee she....😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡.................slaps Naku????? The first thought that came in my mind was to go inside the TV set and give her a tight Ulte haath ka laafa.....and tell the whole world that "SHE IS THE ONE...Logoan, SHE IS THE ONE".....par kya karron...TV Toot jaata...*looking apologetic*....😆😆😆.....so, my next thought was Naku thinking in her mind...."Every DOG has his day....Aaj tera din hai DOGIE.....Maar le....Kal jab Mein Maaroongi , tab is thapad ki gunj puri duniya sunegi...."....😈😈😈😈(God!! I am now becoming melodramatic...All Bollywood and this TV wood ka asar....Seriosuly guys?? *pouting* 😒)
On being the WOTD, I give her 5/5......
<Shreya tells me that when I missed on the episodes during the dragging period, the words written in that letter was not Kala's script but Sups own words....If that's true, then Sups shares this title with Kala>
Iski to class leni padegi guys.....Ho gayi tayaar humari army.....
-DD
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
