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Behenoan aur un behenoan ke bhaioan!! (BTW, Is there any Bhaioan in this forum????😕)...
Anyways, me moving on......Can there be any doubts who can be the MOTD??? Any?? Ofcourse not.....Humara Roaring sherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............Has to be......and do I have to even state the reasons....?? *hitting myself on the head*....ofcourse stupid, for everyone who hasnt seen the episode and for everyone who has seen the episode - revive the memories......😉😉😉😛😛😛😛
1. Sher ka ghurrrrrrrrrrrrrranna......Now, was that a roar??? I immediately started looking for the Lion everywhere around him....and then realized.....mere Dutta ne to sher compliment LITTERALLY le liya hai.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.............Sher bola to he started roaring....agar Lover boy bola hota to....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....*eyes twinkling in dirty and evil imagination😈*.......I dont even wanna state where my mind is wandering......(Probabaly Madz can throw a light on it.....She and her Pulwari....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)....BTW, Did Dutta move his hands to beat his chest too???? Andar ki khabar: *whispering in the ear* That would be the next improvement when he repeats the performance....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mere sher laga reh!!
2. Now, this is something I have always been swooning on....Dutta ki Chaal....and will I ever stop singing.....Meri chaal bhi s**y............His attitude when he walks....does he even look on the ground.....eyes on the target, mind on task.....Aage badte chalo, Delhi ab door nahi......😆😆😆😆......And when he does that, he looks sooooooooooooo HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.....................*tumbling down to faint*..........When will he stop being this HOT??...Jaan leke chodega kya bacche ki??????🤣🤣🤣🤣
3. Aur aaj to naya parameter add hua hai in his HAWWWWWWWWWWWWTNESS!!.....His Driving style.....I always have this teeny weeny thing that the guy shld look HOT when he drives....Now, Does Dutta look H-O-T or what???? Absolute Finger-burning-HAW-HAW-HAWT....Ouch!!....😲😆😆😆😆😆....Dutta ka trademark style suno guys.....right hand mein ghoda and the same hand on the wheels manuvering the car....ab left hand ka kya kehna...oye hoye hoye.....Raja maharaja jaise, raj gaddi par....😳😳😳😳(ab jahaan dutta bethe, woh raj gaddi nahi to kya hai??? bolo bolo??😆😆😆😆😆) and his right eye slanting but on the road....and left eye thinking....Aisa multi tasking dekha hai behenoan????????😆😆😆😆😆😆...Mere sher hi kar sakta hai aisa.....😆😆😆😆
4. Woh 135 degree turn of the neck....ab hum Dutta ke neck ki kya baat karein.....360 degree ke alaawa sab angles mein ghoom chuki hai......Kabhie left, kabhie right......aisi surayidaar gardan par hi mein fida....aur aage kahaan jaoon??😳😳😳😳 😆😆😆😆😆.....to behenoan, and no offence to unke bhaiyoan, Dutta ne ghoomaya apni gardan 135 degrees, aur kyun,....naah wrong answer....not to watch Naku...Naah, not me too.....😭............but uss Mawali ki Bike dekhne ke liye...Le!! Khoda pahaad, nikli chuhiya......Phew.... *sighing*....Chalo, next time....
5. Now, Humne Duttaji ke chaal ke baare mein VISTAAAAAAAR (aur Vistaar mein jaa sakti hoon 😆😆) se discuss kiya....lekin jab humare Dutta gusse mein chalte hain, to unka ek anokha style hai....Ghoda right hand mein liye....(Horse nahi baba....Gun)....right hand ko upar ki taraf - 90 degree angle mein turn kiye...(Phir angle.....arre, Dutta ke saath sab angle hi to hai...Line par aane mein time lagega....😆😆😆😆😆😆).....Dutta walks....gusse mein, then his right hand comes down from the sky, and he now points towards the ground and walks.....Kabhie upar, Kabhie neeche.....eyes alert and muh se ghurrana.......Hayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............Mujhse bachao.....what culd be more Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwter???
6. His Breath In, Breath out techniques.....Now, refer to the time of the video when Dutta throws the raksha sutra on the fire (yeh fire kahaan se aaya bhai??? 😕😕😕).....usse refer kar practice karo.....Daanth ko peeso....haan...good good....phir, aankhein choti karo.....V Good....legs apart., hands sticked on both the sides....excellent..... and now breath In......In karte hua, sar peeche le jao and look towards the sky....after 1 second, sar vaapis normal position par lao....and breath out.........good, now repeat this twice.......yeh tha S**y Breath In, Breath Out technique.....All courtesy DUTTA HOTTIE!!....😆😆😆😆😆😆...Imagine jab Dutta karta hai to kya....Mere remote to Pause hi karta reh jaata hai.....Hayeeeeeeeeee😳😳😳😳😳
7. And is par to mein vari vari.....the traditional, the legendary, s**y rotation of the head....Move your head back, tilt at 135 degree angle (I know this execrcise has all the angles and lines and rotation et al😆😆😆)....and start rotating it slowly in anti-clock wise direction......Just do it once.....Aree, woh style hai...More than Once is out of DUTTA HOTTIE's league....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣......Jab Dutta rotate karta hai, to meri to aye haye haye......puri duniya hi ghoom jaati hai.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, Today, I taught you all exercise techniques, jisse mein kehti hoon, DUTTA HOTTIE's exercise set....I am an expert trainer under him.....Din mein do baar practice karna, ek subah aur ek shaam ko.....FIT rehne lagoge aur Dutta ke tarah ghurrana bhi seekh loge!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....
Okie, next classes tomorrow.....Takliya!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cheers,
DD
PS: Many of you are wondering about Pulwari....The credit goes to Madz for inventing this.....well, its all 🤬 and I cant even open my mouth on it.....so, refer to CCC-6 for more details.....first 25 pages.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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