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Who else but our Duttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................................The HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE doesnt seem to stop being HAWTIE!!!! π³π³π³π³ πππππππ....Well, for todays episode, I can just keep writing about his hotness.......Hayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................πππππ
1. Dutta's HAWTNESS - When Baaji tells Dutta that Sups death is a deliberate murder and not accident....Dutta's downward stare is HAWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTT..........I was like this - π - looking at him....Kaash mein wahaan hoti....................Mein mar jaawaan gud khake!!! πππππ
Then when Sups father starts his heroics (ah!! boring....but the silverlining was DUTTTTTTAAAAAAA)....Dutta hears her father and immediately...guys if u all noticed, immediately,....................sighs.....Breaths In..............(and I breathed In)...........and Breaths Out.............(And I ......................just stopped there......Breath still In.........coug coug coug....)ππππ...Oh!! Did his this sign take my UP and Bihar!!!!....................Hayeeeeeeeeeeπ³π³ππππππππππππ
Dutta's 180 degree turn to face Baaji....What an attitude, what an anger.....Hayee...........Dhoti Faad ke rumal kar di ta!!!! Mein Gayi re.........Aise turn ko to I would like to see in 3 flashes......tanda tanda tanda........ππππππAnyways, his 180 degree turn followed by the look to Baaji......Hats off to Baaji for understanding that looks and assimilating his army......Ab to Baaji ke saath hum bhi Dutta ki looks samajh mein lag gaye hain.....isnt it gals????
Guys and this is the best HAWTIE's scene....."Pata.(break)..kar.(break)..Baaji.(break)...Kis (break)...Har** ke Pil** (HkP) ne Dutta ke Ghar par waar kiya hai.....Pata Kar....."...Oye, now who can say that this Baddie is not Hottieee?????????π³π³π³π³πππππThe anger tapkofying from the face...The hawtness floating like a halo all around him.......Mein is ke baad do baar giri.....ek baar giri, phir uthi....and then phir giri..........(Aaj ek fracture to zaroor hoga)..........BTW, Dutta ji...This HkPπ€¬ is right behind you, the H also behind you, and the P also behind you....ek aur 180 degree turn ki zaroorat hai.....ππππππ
and then comes my Dharmjee's chun chun ke sequence...."Ek (break) Ek (break) Ghar mein ghus kar pata kar..." Oye hoye...who can replace my Dharam pajee but my dutta jee!!! π³ππππππππ
and now we get into Medical territory......My Dutta becomes a doctor too.......He wants everyones antadiyaan....guys...intestines.......and he shows Baaji how to do the operations too.....right hand lo, haath andar dalo, and snatch the antadiyaan outside......Ewwwkkk.....but for Dutta anything....My doctor sher!! ππππππππ....(BTW, Is Kala feeling her Antadiyaans right now??? I know Roopwati is...She is already sweating and panting....πππ
Dutta is so unbelievably good looking when he wants to "aag lagofy" the whole sheher and wants that "person" zinda in front of him.....The moving of the 1st finger and the panting....haye mein mar jawain............his 1st panting....and my heart rate goes faster....his 2nd panting, my heart rate doubles....and then it goes on....Just called my cardio......his prescription says Anti-Dutta Pills, thrice a day.....and two in a row immediately after LTL Broadcast....Phew....
2. My Dutta is Humble!!! When Sups father goes ON and ON and ON......(Ae, Koi isse bhi lekar Jao re......ππππππ), Dutta bows his head in front of him and apologizes.....He is such a darling..............π³π³π³π³......(But wait, the "Maaf kara mala" with bowed head and with that namaskar pose, was he telling her father, "ae halkat, Guppa bus"....Chik chik chik chik....."Oye, Koi isse chup karaore....."πππππ.....well it worked....the badaoooo got "instant chup"....ππππ)
3. Okie, now with this, I am extremely emotional guys.....Dutta folds his hands in front of Baaji...requestign him to get the man behind this all......ππππ....He pants and jodofies his hands.....Thats was extremely sad, forget about Baaji,...I ran towards my TV Screen and held his hands....No Dutta, i will tell u who that "Jo bhi hai".....Right behind u dutta...right behind u.....ππππ Baaji dodaye (run) ya nahi....mein in witches ko dauda dauda kar dutta ke paas lekar aaongi.....π‘π‘π‘π‘ .....Naah Dutta, Shanti...Shanti....π
4. The rotation of Dutta's head...kadak .....kadak......Kya adaaiein hain....this is the sign that Dutta is back.....with Vengeance.....Aa dekhein zaara, kismein kitna hai dum....ππππ
5. His Dhamki...."Kishto mein Jalaoonga"..."Bheek mange ga...maut ki"...."Maut bhi bina izzazat nahi aayegi".............Aisi innovative dhamki ke liye to mein Dutta ke paas permanent naukri le loon....π€£π€£π€£π€£.........morning ho, and I go beside him...Dutta...shuru ho ja.....I am all ears....πππππ (I just hope Dutta keep his promise and makes the sups and mawali duo suffer this way....Khokli dhamki nahi chahiye hume Dutta).......
6. Do Ghante......Dutta's Do ghante sign....shtyle hai bhai....He raises his first two fingers in a V Shape......2 hours??? Arre in do fingers ke liye, I will get those two in 2 minutes Maggi time....πππ....I am just imagining what will happen after 2 hrs to Mawali....He will wet his pants in 2 minutes!! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
7. And this was like the one last nail to my coffin.....Dutta's chaal....when he leaves the mandap....Oye Hoye.....Pahad hi gir gaya mere pe.....Meri Chaal bhi sexy...and then he climbs the stairs and goes to his room, with the halo like light behind him.....HAWT HAWTIE HAWTEST (Remind me my grammer π)..............He looks at the decorated bed and is sad and angry.....Duttaaaaaaaaaaaa..............tu phikar NOT....Aayegi, woh Aayegi....but not Sups...naku......ππππ
8. Dutta remembers Sups promise to him and the old lady's curse to him......I say Dutta, that curse was given for Sups...Sups betrayed but isnt that good...after all that paves way for Naku dear......I say curse at the right time....ππππ
9. Precap is the sooooooooooper HAWT with Dutta staring at the Gun and then holding it.....Ghoda might be right now beaming with joy.....Lucky Ghoda....π
Guys in all.....Dutta gets Infinity out of......I dont know...I cant remember anything.....I am under DUTTA Sedatives.....and........haskldsf wpwkwoejf .........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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