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Guyssssssssssssss,
With LTL Back in its groove and with Sups finally eloping from the house, I am back.....
Tantanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tana na na.......👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
and so is my MOTD!!!......Oh!! How much I missed you all!!
Anyways, I was contemplating on the Maal today and was torn between Naku and Dutta and then finally decided on naku.....After all, the next few days would be Duttas (Plus his crying for Sups, didnt qualify him as Maal - Sorry!! 😉)!!!
Anyways, heres' why....
1. I have to say this, Naku looked beautiful in that attire even if she is in that Koel look...I frankly was surprised to see her lookign so stunning...Imagine if she was in that attire when she was Meina 😉....Okie Okie...we will leave the imagination and fantasies for Dutta...We will not trespass in that territory.... 😆😆😆😆😆😆
2. Now, Naku's tears....Kya kahein unke baare mein....tap tap ganga behti...one movement from Dutta, Naku ke 5 tears down, then the other movement from him, another 5....😆😆😆😆😆and when he finally looks at her and removes that white cloth, tab to 20-30 tears immediately down!!! 😆😆😆Aaj to Baad Aa gayi.....but all for love baby....all for love......dont worry, tere ek ek aansoon ka hisaab lenge....(huh?? mein nahi bhai,,,,,Dutta.....Mein to.....ahem ahem.....shantipriya hoon....😆😆😆😆😆....par bolne mein kya jaata hai....😆😆😆😆😆........) haan...so, I was saying....hisaab lenge....gin gin ke...chun chun ke.... (Now, Do I sound like the toota phoota bollywood taperecorder or like a cliche' bollywood or TVWood writter, sad from his life and nothing better to do, hence penning down these lines......Kuch karna padega mujhe....hmmmm.......🤔)😆😆😆
3. Naku's dragging technique.....Poor Baaji....Kitna bolega....puchta raha, puchta raha, "Naku, Vehni kidhar hai", "Naku, Vehni Kidhar hai", par nahi.....Humari Naku was full ON....😆😆😆😆Extra Rs50K for dragging for solid 4 mins 48 seconds by not replying to him and poor guy joins my club my becoming a atka hua taperecorder, "Naku, vehni kuthe aahe?"....😆😆😆😆😆......Baaji, Try offering Naku a Kalanji, u never know, she might whisper the answer in your ear....😆😆😆😆😆
(In midst of all this, guys, I went all Vaari Vaari on Dutta and ended up trespassign in naku's territory.....But not my mistake haan.....It was all Dutta's fault...Sachi.😊.....that stupid Dutta, he had to pull down that white cloth in such a HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTT HAWTTTTTTTTTT (Having issues breathing here guys.....Haye....Haye Haye.....Haye Haye Haye) manner that I was like this..😲...With that angry young man look and that stare and the bringing down of that cloth slowly, gradually....haye.....usi slowness, aur ada ne mujhe maar dala, allaaaaa maar daala....(and see my madness, I am now dancing on this song 😆😆😆), I became weak on my knees....so, I couldnt help trespassing.....😔...and you know how we all trespass - right?.....Bad girls Bad girls!!😉😆😆😆😆)
Okie Okie guys, I know you all have started entering the forbidden territories, ab vaapis aa jao.....😆😆😆Anyways, Now moving on....Naku is asked by Sups' Aayi, Baba, Baaji, whole family....but Naah ji....Naku jo tas se mas hoti....Chupi at its peak!! ....Kudos!! 👏👏👏
4. Naku's grief...her loyalty and love towards Dutta is astounding....Baaji gives dhamki to give one laafa.....Dutta gives bigger dhamki to gadofy in the zameen... (Zinda I guess 😉) 😆😆😆but Naku doesnt deter..."Aayi hum sab ko chod kar chali gayi, to chali gayi..." Bus!!! No two questions about it...check the body if u want!! 😆😆😆....Although, Poor Naku, she doesnt know how will she ever see Dutta now, with all the pain on his face.....I know Naku....😭😭😭😭😭.......I use CROCIN Pain Relief.....you could try giving him that....😭😭😭😭😭
5. Now here I take Naku's Aayi's role...and why is that....here is why....
Naku is very sad, that she couldnt do anythign to make this marriage happen....Naku ask Mr Bappaji, Bappaji, why did you do this?...Mr. Bappa doesnt reply😃....She asks Aayi...now, here is the surprising thing, Aayi also doesnt reply😉😉....and since today, Aayi NOT "Mein Boli", I will take her role and do that "MEIN BOLI"😆😆😆.....So, our Naku is angry with Mr.Bappa and decides not to talk to him forever. She refuses to believe in Mr.Bappas existence. Well, so I say - "Mein Boli tere ko, taange nahi adaana...aedi hai tu re....Bappa hai ich, tabhi sups ko apne paas bula liye, tere raasta saaf kar diya....Kaise....Dutta gets some more days of bachelorhood before some other gal comes in.....to tu aedi, bappa tera raste khali kiya.....aur tu yahaan ro rahi hai.....Hai Bappa, Iss bewakook ko maaf kar dena....😭😭"....🥱🥱🥱🥱
6. Naku's agony...She cant see Dutta in this pain and she doesnt know how to reduce it....She sees him looking at the dead body and crying..... (Dutta, I give you only 1 episode to cry on that JERK....after that it would be Naku and Naku for you.....I hope you get that...Ofcourse, you could have some deviations to this rule....like ME....😉😆😆😆).....and Naku is in terrible pain....misery to its peak.....she doesnt know what to do.....she considers herself responsible as she couldnt make this marriage happen (Now, I wonder, when did Naku become Dutta's guardian? Isnt it guardian's role to get his/her children married......hmmm....🤔...Naku, dont change your role....Just because of your role reversal, Mr. Bappa had to interfere....😉😆😆😆😆).....Well Naku, Just 2 more episodes, and then you will be back to your sherni roop after u know that Sups darling took her meethi churi and stabbed u on ur back.....)Anyways, I still cant see your this condition, so, I have a remedy for you.....tera dookh bhagaye, DD ka yeh nuska.....😆😆ticket to a spa in Miami....Wear my iced eye cap and go in a deep slumber....i will call u back when sups returns.....😆😆😆😆
7. Now for this I wanna cut Naku's 1 mark....When Baaji tells them that this was all deliberate and this is not accident but murder and the bomb was deliberate....then WHY was Naku shocked??? does she think that a bomb explosion is an everyday things that happens often?? Did she actually think, after witnessing the explosion that that was an ACCIDENT????????????????? Mujhe pls samjhao, Naku ne kyaaaaaaa socha????????????????😕😕😕😕
Anyways, Naku's Loyalty and love has been proved 1001 times and even today she gets her scores for loyalty, love, feeling Duttas pain, her amazing dragging technique, her role reversal and the baadh (flood) that she created with her tears....
Score - 4/5 (-1 for point #7)
Love you all & finally in the groove
-DD
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