Article--5 TELLYPOINTS--Kyunki

Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, Star Plus, 10.30 pm The big mamma of television is back! A doctor announces that the brain cells of Tulsi (Smriti Iraani) have been damaged. She's been written off as a permanent amnesia patient. Now, wouldn't it be amazing if she changed her colours a bit? Fell in love again, turned into a snob? No chance. Now she lives in a temple and looks after the besaharas. Pleeease! Blood birthday Kasamh Se, Zee TV, 9 pm There's blood on the walls, cup- boards, everywhere. Scared woman walks into her bedroom and cau- tiously opens the cupboard door. Thump! A big, red something falls hard on her. She falls on the bed, struggles to breathe. Hold on.. big red something is her hubby with a knife on his back. And heavens. He starts singing, "Happy birthday." Scared woman is now angry. I'd be too.. what a birthday bump! Meri bhabhi Mere Apne, 9X, 10 pm America-returned guy resents the growing closeness of his wife and brother. Heavens, but the the devar- bhabi do look as if they were made for each other. Wild guess. They'll get married.. maybe a cou- ple of generation leaps later? Or will the plot merely follow the tracks of such ancient movies as Devar, Kajal. Oh well. Soda pops Haywards 3000 or 5000 ad Suniel Shetty's sipping soda in a bar when crooks point a gun at him. Shet- ty starts to bash them up when Sanjay Dutt makes an entry, "Akele akele?" he asks. "Kahaaaaan??" drawls Shetty. The crooks are beaten black and blue, courtesy soda bottles and crowns. Dutt and Shetty, looking like elderly dads, down two neat sodas. Silly? You bet. Matchmaker mum Vivaah, Zee TV 11 pm Four daughters. One worried moth- er. Mum's looking for dulha not for the eldest beti but for beti No. 2. The reason's a mystery. Beti No. 1 puts on a brave front about not being in the marriage market but secretly sheds tears. Now why is she so desperate to tie the knot uh? Enjoy the singledom while it lasts, gal. janaki.viswanathan@hindustantimes.com