Short Update
KT informs Tulsi that Bhoomi and Abhir have made plans to shack up in some hotel… Tulsi is displeased and says that this must be stopped and wonders aloud who will help them…. Prajakta comes there and says that she will help, as she really does not approve of what Daksha is doing…
Prajakta tells Daksha that some big "sant-maata", who Daksha is big devotee of, is in town… Daksha is excited and persuades the whole family to go along to see her….
Billy tells Mihir that meeting his father, J.R. Thakral is next to impossible… Mihir says he'd still like to try… Billy gives him the address…
J.R. Thakral is seen in his dark and eerie house talking to his cats…. One of the cats is sick and he calls the doctor to cure it….
Mihir approaches the house and he is let in, as J.R. thinks he is the vet… J.R. Thakral soon realises that Mihir is no vet and tells Mihir to get out… Mihir takes out his handkerchief, and J.R soon sniffs the air and makes a lot of remarks about a man's scent and how it tells a lot about him…. He invites Mihir over for dinner the next night and tells him to bring his wife as well… He adds that he will sign the contract tomorrow morning.. Mihir is surprised and says that J.R hasn't even seen the proposal, but J.R. smiles and says that his "scent" has told him all that he needs to know… Mihir is puzzled but agrees to come to dinner the next night….
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Tulsi and KT are in a room….
T: KT, are you sure that Abhir and Bhoomi are….
KT: Yes!!! I heard Bhoomi making the hotel booking… They got out separately… But then, after some distance, she stopped, then Abhir came and picked her up….
Okkk… KT needs some hobbies other than following her sister/brother in law around and spying on them…. Freak….
T: What is happening has crossed the limits of my patience now…. You see, KT… In this Kurukshetra, the Pandavs wont fight the kauravs! The truth wont fight lies and goodness will not fight evil…. This time, lies will fight lies… The Pandavs will make the chakravyuh and Kauravs will be trapped… We will not fight from where they can see us! We will make them attack themselves…. I know only Daksha chachi can disclose this secret… But who will help us turn this plan into action???
Voice: I WILL!
Tulsi and KT look up to see Prajakta….
P: Bhabi.. Bhoomi and Abhir are wrong…. But Mummy is making a bigger mistake by keeping quiet about them… Iwill fight with you…. You just tell me what to do….
T: Ok…. Listen….
Whole big silent convo… No doubt, another stupid "comical" plan…. But the ensuing drama will be serious…. I bet Karan will go on another slapping spree…. *sigh* What fun!
Wait a minute… The white streaks are back on Tulsi's head?!!? What the!?!? How did she grow her lovely highlights out so soon?!?!
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Daksha is on the phone….
D: Arre Mohini, relaaax! You be on your yaatra…. Wash away all your sins… Don't take any tension.. Everything is fine.. Yes yes Abhir and Archita also must be fine… Ok ok… Bye….
Prajakta walks in, speaking on the phone….
Pr: No, no… I cannot call Daksha now…. I don't care if you are some "Jagraataa Maa"…. I don't have time for this… Go away.. Bye….
D: PRAJAKTA! Who was it?
Pr: Some "Jagraata Maa"…
D: OMG!!!!!!!!! Jagraata Maa called!!!!
Pr: Yea… her… God knows what kind of people call you….
D: Oh God, what kind of bahu have you given me??? Do you know who she is??? Param Pujiya Jagraata Maa… You know, she has 15 sites…. One of them is P2Jmrocks!
Pr: P2Jmrocks?
D: Arre Param Pujiya Jagraata Maa… You know she attained enlightenment on a mountain!!!! And she even has a disco album that was remixed by DJ Aqueel…. I heard she has merchandise like cap and shirts too! She called me!!!! I have been her devotee since the Junaagarh days!!!And you cut the phone…?!?!?Do you know why she called???
Pr: Yea, she was saying something…. That she's in town saying something…She wants to meet you or something… I thought who the hell is this, so I put the phone down…
D: Cut the phone?? Oh lord, what kind of bahu have I got??? Did she tell you where she's staying??? Any address??
Pr: Yea…
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Daksha comes running outta the room happily….
D: I got it!!!! I got it!!!! I've got the chance to get a darshan!!!!
Tulsi: What are you talking about?
D: Don't you know that Jagraata Maa is in town!?!?!
T:Oh, that miracle worker!?!?
D: Meeting her is like washing our hands in the Ganges!
KT: I will come too!
T: Let's all go!
D: Yes yes! "Waise bhi, is ghar mein paapiyo ki sankhya bad gayi hai"
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D: Jai ho P2JM….
Tanya: What is that!?!?!
D: Arre Parampujyaa Jagraata Maa…. You know, they say if she touches you with a flower, you have attained nirvana! Everyone come now, we have to go!
Karan: But Chaachi, I have a meeting to go to….
D: Arre forget the meeting… Come come… Everyone come….
Everyone leaves to go meet P2Jm…
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Mihir's meeting with "Billi" (Imma call him "billi" from now on, honouring his father's obsession….) continues…
M: I'd like to meet your father…
Billi stands up….
B: Sorry?
M: I'd like to meet your father?
Billi swings his golf club….
B: Dad??? Hee heee?!? You have quite the sense of humour… Don't you read the papers?
Oh lord, please shut your mouth…. The whiteness and the sheer number of teeth in there is blinding…
M: I do read the paper, I mean….
B: But you don't read the Page 3 in the tabloids.. That's why you know so less…
M: I have heard a lot about him…. That he is a famous business man… In fact, even this company must be his….
B: NO! This business only has his name…. Whatever he does becomes news… Front page news… There are a lotta stories floating around about him… And I am sorry to say, that most of them are true… But mostly, it's Billy that people want, because to meet J.R Thakraal is impossible…
M: Shakespeare said that nothing is impossible…
B: Shakespeare….
He takes out a lighter and does some fancy complicated trick copied from Main Khiladi Tu Anaari…. And he manages not to set his pants on fire… *clap clap*
B: If Shakespeare ever met Dad, he'd change the meaning of "impossible"…. It's more than impossible to meet Dad…. Not even a fly can get in there…. Even Death has to make an appointment with him if it wants to go in….
M: If you don't mind, I'd still like to try…
B: I like your confidence…!!! Go ahead… Try…
M: Could I have an address please? Pata
B: The classiest area in Mumbai… Malabar hills… We have 2 acres of land there… The house is there…. You can try to meet him… He's the only one there….
M: The only one?
B: Well, the only human, at least… Go on and try… Let's see who J.R Thakraal opens his dorrs for…
Ohhhh Boy….
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DARK HOUSE…. Eerie noises…. No, I'm still updating KSBKBT, not "Bhoot Bangla"… I think.
A man on the phone…. J.R Thakraal….
JR: Yes doctor… My daughter Suhana is not well… You know kids.. I tried making her understand, that the weather is horrible, it's raining… Not to go outside… You have to be careful…. But you know kids, they don't listen…. You can imagine the difficulty…. Yes, please come soon….
He hangs up on the phone and starts walking downstairs… The whole house is dark, with just flashes of light here and there, and a dim chandelier providing an eerie glow to the place…. Aaaaaaaaaack…. Get me outta here!
He starts calling out…. "SUHAANA! SUHAANA!!! Where are you my child..???"
Suddenly, we see this scarya*s black cat…. Goddamnit, that is one helluva scary cat… Especially in the dark….
JR: There you are…. (Picks it up) Come my baby…. I have called the doctor…. He will give you the medicines… You will be fine!!!! Where is everyone else??? Nivi???
Scary white cat appears.
JR: Vaayu???
Scary grey cat appears.
JR: Tanu??
Another scary cat.
All these meowing noises start…. Didn't some villain in a Balaji serial have this bg music? This awful caterwauling??? Lord what a horrid noise… I hope they don't play it for every scene that this dude is in….
JR: Where are all of you?? Come to Papa! Come on!!!!!
He begins laughing like a frickin maniac. Lord. I don't get paid enough for this.
The meowing reaches a crescendo and is it un-frickin-bearable. MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Outside, we see Mihir approaching this house, with quite some appropriate fear in his eyes… Poor man…
Intercom se awaaz: What???
M: Uhhh. I'm Mihir Virani… I wanted to meet JR Thakraal…?
JR: Come inside…
The gates fly open, my mom whines – "WHY DID YOU CHANGE KSBKBT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS BHOOT KI KAHAANI!!!!!!!!"
Uhh, mom. Same serial. Chill. Quit Whining.
Mihir walks in…. Leaves fly. Cats meow. Scary music plays. *sigh* Cant take this crap anymore.
He comes to the porch… He rings the bell. I cut my wrists.
All the cats run in different directions…. Ummm…
JR opens the door.. Both look at each other warily….
M: Mr Thakraal, I…
JR comes out….. With his cat. Lord.
JR: She's sick…. My baby… She's sick…. Just make her alright…
Mihir's appropriate response: HUH!?!?! 🤣
JR: Just look at her…. Hee hee… She wont even eat her medicines….
M: Mr Thakraal you seem to have misunderstood…. I'm not a doctor for cats… I am…
JR stops smiling… Whoa. Not good.
You know what else is not good? Manish Malhotra's seemingly disgusting taste these days…. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MAN WEARING?!?!?!? VELVET?!?!?!?! VELVET IS NOT MEANT FOR ANYTHING BUT HAIR BANDS! NOT EVEN HAIRBANDS! IT'S SOMETHING THAT SHOULD JUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!!! AND TO PUT GREEN VELVET ON A PORTLY MAN LIKE RAM KAPOOR?!?!?!? NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!! HOW DID HE AGREE TO THIS CRAP!?!?!? HOW WOULD ANY SELF RESPECTING MAN AGREE TO WEAR GREEN VELVET!?!?!?!?
Whew. Ok. Rant over.
JR: BUT YOU SAID….
M: I didn't say that I was a doctor! Maybe you didn't hear what I said fully…
JR: If you're not a doctor, why are you here??
M: I have a small business… A catering business… I just brought this proposal…
Glareeeeeeeeeeee from Mr Thakraal. Oh man, he wont set his cats on Mihir or something, will he?
He takes the file from Mihir and throws it away… Mihir looks shocked.
JR: My child is sick and you are here with a proposal!?!?!!? GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!
JR goes back into the house…. Mihir bends down and picks up the file…. He starts wiping it off with his handkerchief…. JR stares at him curiously…. Then he closes his eyes and slightly opens his mouth and…. MEOWWWWWWWW!
I swear to god, the background music came at that exact moment he opens his mouth. Do these editors/sound mixers/whatever know anything at all???
Mihir stares at the door…
M (thinks): People are right…. This man is mad….
JRT stand and sniffs at the air…. Sniff sniff sniff…
JR: Wait…. Come.
He continues sniffing the air…
JR: You have self respect, some sense of pride…. Is this your handkerchief?
M: Yes, my wife gave it to me… Why?
JR: Achchi hai…
M: HUH!?!?!?
Lmao…. 🤣🤣 Mihir thought he was implying the wife was achchi… Hee hee.
JR: I meant, your handkerchief. It seems to have a proud scent…. Scents tells everything you need to know…. Human beings just see… And anyone can just hide their truth by wearing clothes. But the scent tells it all. A person's personality, everything about him. It's all in the scent… That's why I trust animals more.. They can recognise a person's goodness and evil… Rebellion, (a lotta other words) animals can smell it on a person… After a long time, I have smelt such a strong scent from a human being…
HEY! IM PRETTY SURE YOU "SMELL" TOO, WHAT WITH YOUR VELVET CLOTHES AND NON BATHING BEHAVIOUR LIVING WITH ANIMALS….!
JR: Tell you what, you come for dinner tomorrow night…. With your wife… I will make dinner with my own hands… I live alone in this big house…. After a long time someone will come here… I would love it if you would come…. And this proposal… Come to the office tomorrow morning, I will sign the contract…
M: Contract? But you havent even seen the proposal!
JR: Like I said, the scent says it all…. You're a good man… Your proposal must be good too! How much money do you need? 20 lakhs? I know a few people… I will get you 1 crore. Now you can do your business on a large scale… What do you say, Suhaana?? (laughs) She likes the idea! So, tomorrow… Dinner? With your wife… Bye!
M: Thank you…
Mihir leaves, JR has this eerie grin on his face, like he's going to go in and cook one of his cats for dinner or something… Ick. Weirdo.
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Comments: He's a freak! Ack! And couldn't they find some cute cats? Why are all the cats so scary? I love cats, but not one of these was a cute one. They all looked all black majick-y!
Dialogue of the day: "Waise bhi, is ghar mein paapiyoon ki sankhya bad gayi hai"
- Daksha
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Overall Rating: 6/10
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