Full Update: 14th May,2007

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Manthan plays the video...
T (to Eklavya "suddenly broader back"): know you love KT a lot, and when love is complete, nothing matters more…

Mihir/KT look shocked…

T: I am happy you and my KT are finally becoming one…

KT goes black, white, red with splotches of orange, negative effect etc… *Nimmi puts on sunglasses*

Manthan: Now you tell me, do you need more proof??
T: Lies…!!! I was talking to Lakshya…!

Umm… LAME ARGUMENT! Overruled!!!!

Tanya: Enough… Stop this act!!!! Now you will say that the camera is lying… What have the children of this house done to you!?!?
Tripti: What about my child?!?? Forget him, he is our child… What have you done to KT, who you yourself has brought up??!!? I feel ashamed to call you a mother!
D: Why? You sent my Mayank to jail.. But today… You have put Eklavya and KT in jail without bars!!!!

Oh wow! Mayank's still in jail? Good… Good riddance to bad rubbish….

Everyone keeps accusing Tulsi, poor Tulsi hiccups and sobs in shock…

T: Enough!!!!! ENOUGH! You are rebuking me, Damini…??? What havent you done… That to hiding from everyone?!?!?!? And you Tanya, I brought you into this house!!!! You are accusing me?!!?!? Tripti!!! Why don't you tell everyone how you never wanted Lakshya and KT to get married in the first palce?!?!!? All of you will tell me about right and wrong!?!?!!??

None of the three bahus even have the grace to look ashamed. Least of all Damini, who is the most despicable one out of the three…

GC: Stop this lecture of yours!!!!! Every time you point fingers at someone, you are right… Today when everyone else points at you, they are all wrong??? Tanya, Damini, Tripti, all of them aim to just belittle you, isn't it!?!?!

Umm… Yes… That is in fact, true…

GC: I have been seeing for years now…. Since Savita didi has gone, you think you can do anything… You cant do anything to anyone and there is no one to stop you… Ttoday tell me this, how much more can you break this house??? Why are you trying to ruin KT??? Only coz you gave her support at one point of time…? Now you want her to be your puppet!?!? First you try to wed her to Eklavya and then Lakshya and now again to Eklavya, by fraud?!!?!? Why are you doing all this!?!?! Only so when you die you think you've done right by Eklavya!?!? Ever thought, even others have wishes and desires about how to live their life?!?!?
KT: Why baa?? Why are you doing this to me!?!?!? Why do you want me to marry Eklavya!?!?!? Why did you do all this to me!?!?!
T: You wont believe me Krishnaa…?? I will lie to you??? I will ruin you??? Don't believe these things.. I'm not lying… I haven't lied till today… You don't understand, this is all his game….!!! He has sin in his mind!!! Only I know it!
E: I'll tell you all what is in my mind… I have lost KT once, I will lose her again…I, Eklavya, refuse to continue with this marriage…

All weirdoooo flashes…. Spare me lord. Havent I suffered enough already?!?!

E: I will go away from KT's life again!!!! SO that she gets her love! Punditji…. Stop this wedding!!!! Everyone one knows it is a lie now…
P: We cant stop now!

KT shocked… Yawn.

E: Why??? The relationship that has been made against wishes doesn't have any meaning!!!! We can take "ulte phere"!!!!
P: That cant be done….

Of course it cant be done! What are ya, criminally stupid!?!? Loser.

Tulsi's really shocked. As in her mouth is really really open wide, so wide, I can see her tonsils…

E: But, I didn't put sindoor on her!
P: Sindoor is only a minor part of the whole ceremony…. The marriage has been solemnised…

SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRROR!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, right. Like I didn't predict all this before.

KT: Punditji.. Isnt there any way!?!?
P: No…. You have already taken all the phere with fire as your witness…
E: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DADI!?!!?? YOU HAVE RUINED OUR LIVES!

Haha, I guess you could say that living with a poisonous lil insect like KT is essentially, ruining your life….

GC: Have some mercy upon this house, Tulsi! If you love these children even a little bit, please just go away from here….

What a disgusting woman. I have never thoroughly hated a character as much as I hate Gayathri Chachi… God, she is so evil that I suspect even hell spat her out!

Tulsi is shocked….. Faces swim before her…. Poor thing… SO strong. If I was her, I'd be in a psych ward with a permanent Thorazine drip embedded in me. Too much drama to take.

KT blubbers in this disgusting way, with snot and tears and all that. You know that disgusting way in which kids cry? After they've cried and cried and are out of tears but still wanna cry. Yea, disgusting.

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Tulsi sits down, passively staring into space. Poor thing. I'd be more than passive if I had just gone through that. I'd be downright pissed and there would be a whole lotta dead Viranis….

She has flashbacks of the wedding that just happened…. Gawd, it's like a train wreck. More you wanna avoid it, the more it gets into ya head.

T: Why does this always happen with me…??? God, whoever needs your help the most, you fill their laps with the worst…. I was responsible for Nandini's wedding to Ansh and now… Kt's marriage to Eklavya….

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In a different room…. Sahil is still sitting in his pre-wedding fiasco pose, slight smile while staring at ceiling… Weirdo… Tripti thunders in…

Tr: What are you sitting and thinking, Sahil?!!?!? We cant do anything about KT marrying Eklavya, BUT CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE LAKSHYA IS?!?!?!? ASK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! WHERE IS MY SON!?!!?!?

Ganga is listening to all, shocked….

Tr: LIKE ANSH, HAS SHE….
S: TRIPTI!!!!!!!!!!!
Tr: DON'T SCREAM! You may believe her despite all that happened, but I will not!!!!!!!!!

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Tulsi is downstairs near the mandap…. She, in a fit of rage, destroys the whole place…. Lakshya comes in… Hahahaha… All beaten up…. Loser…

T: LAKSHYA! You've come!!!! Where were you?!!? Do you know what happened?!!?!? You;ve come, now everyone will know the truth!!!!

Nakul is upstairs, he sees Lakshya….
N: LAKSHYA!

He runs into Tripti/Sahil/Ganga conference of "Where is our son?", yelling….
N: MAA! Lakshya HAS COME!!!!
Tr: WHERE!?!?!
N: IN THE HALL!!!!

OK!!!!!! EVERYONE!!!!!!!! STOPPPP! THE YELLLING!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEZ!

Downstairs…
T: EKLAVYA!!!!!!!! COME DOWN! NOW YOU WILL GET THE ANSWER TO YOUR LIE!!!!!!!!

Everyone comes running… Interested that they are in the drama…. For once I wish they'd just alL refuse to come out, sitting in their rooms and watch some F.R.I.E.N.D.S. …

Lakshya looks weirdly repentant… Maybe coz he's all beat up… He's repenting taking on those 250 pound baby wrestlers…. KT comes running to the stairs… Lakshya looks at her… She comes down, still snivelling in that DISGUSTING manner while sad "jeene ke ishaare" plays….

He looks at her like "YOU BETRAYER!!!!!!!!"… Ekalvya comes down and he looks at Eku all shocked….. Gawd. CUT. THE. CRAP.

Lakshya points randomly in some random direction, mumbling random incoherent words. Geeeeesh. Looks like that blow on the head did more damage than is visible….

L: This?? What is all this!?!
KT: That….
L: Bhaiyaa?!!? Tell me! What is all this!?!?!? WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENNING????

Everyone looks digusted…. Except for Bhoomi…. Bhoomi is purrrty and very very happy!

B: Lakshya.. What are you asking them for… As your Tulsi Dadi…. Actually, you were a little late naa, so Tulsi Dadi got KT married to Ekalvya!!!
L: BHOOMI!!!!!!!!!!

Lakshya in tears…. He goes to Tulsi…
T: I'll tell you what happened… Eklavya has cheated us all…

Tulsi tells him the whole big thingammy… La la la. Lakshya looks all weird.

T: It's a big fraud! Lakshya, tell everyone! I didn't do anything!!!! You know Eklavya has wanted KT! He has taken advantage of the situation!

Lakshya is crying…. Eklavya has a half smirk….

L: Why did you do this??!!? You knew her game.. Why did you let me get caught up in it!?!?!?

Who is he talking to? Oh. Eklavya.

Eklavya looks all self sacrificial. Oh, it truly is a sacrifice to bear that KT all your life.

Tulsi looks shocked.
L: She gave you the promise of MY KT and you agreed?!!? Why?!!?
T: Lakshya!
L: IT's TRUE! I KNOW THE TRUTH OYU DIDN'T WANT ME TO KNOW! You changed all our lives! Didn't you know where I was?!!? DIDN'T I CALL YOU AND TELL YOU!?!?!
Sahil: Lakshya! What are you talking about?!?
L: What is left to tell??? Everything is ruined now…. Some goons took Ganga mom and I went behind them and…
Flashback:
Lakshya beating up goon, asking him who put him up to this… Goon says "Tulsi Virani"…

T: ME?!?!?!?!??!

KT takes that as her cue to start boogering all over the place and snivel…

T: I didn't do anything!!!!! This is all Eklavya's plan!!!!!
E: I cant believe that you have fallen this much!!!!! Using Ganga aunty to trap Lakshya!?!?!

Ganga shocked…

E: Didn't you even think of Lakshya once?!!?!?
L: I thought… *sniff*… All my supports for life have been taken away from me…. Now *sniff* all my reasons to live *sniff* have been taken away… *sniff* Till today, I worshiped you, I thought you were above God. But *sniff* today, that's all over…. I am ashamed to call you my *sniff* Dadi…. Today, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ONLY HATEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU!!!!!!

*sniff**sniff**sniff**sniff**sniff* Okaaay. He has really a really weird lower set of teeth…

*sniff**sniff**sniff**sniff* He runs away… Loser.

Tanya: Are you happy now!?!? There was only one son left in this house who you hadn't ruined, but now you've made up for that havent you1?!!?
Tripti: Is there anything left for you to do?? Should I bring you your gun now??? You can completely finish off Lakshya, if you want….
Damini: I always thought the Tulsi plant was holy…. Because it shared you name.. But now, I will never be able to ever circumambulate it, because I will see your face in it… I don't even have it in me to hate you!

Sad Kyunki title song plays…. Oh Boo hoo.

Everyone leaves one by one…
E: How's that Dadi?? In one night, one relationship was made, so many broken…. I think it's the war of the relations now.

Oh yes. Totally. *takes out bazooka and shoots house down*

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Comment : I deserve a medal for watching this. I really do.

Overall rating: 1/10

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