Short Update
- Daksha vows to bring SN back to the old days and assigns all the women to kitchen to cook! Mohini, Tripti and Bhoomi are not at all pleased…
- Manthan tries talking to Eklavya… He talks against KT and gets a slap in response…
- Bhoomi is waiting for Eklavya in his room.. She too, talks against KT.. Eklavya loses it and yells at her and leaves…
- KT is remembering Lakshya fondly, when she gets weird blank calls…
- Daksha is lamenting the lack of gossip in the house… She goes and invites Nandini for the holi pooja…
- Lakshya and KT have a romantic moment and are caught by Tulsi…
- Eklavya is taking out his anger in the gym…
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Daksha is primping in front of the mirror… Himmat is on the phone…
D: Himmat… Come and put these "invisibles" in my hair…
H: Invisibles? If they're invisible then how can you see them??
D: Arree "invisibles" meaning these chupiyas!!!
Chupiyas – Those pins that are hidden in the jooda, you know?? Poor henpecked Himmat puts in the pins for her...
H: Temme one thing… Why are you acting like the "old Daksha" ??
Daksha turns and looks at him sternly…
D: I am doing this to bring back the old days of the Virani family… Ararara! What days those were?? Of the old KBC with Amitabh bachchan and the 1 crore.. The days of the "halki pulki Tulsi" 🤣 Of the kitchen and the dhoklaa… And now? It's all pizza and pasta… If I didn't get the hairdryer and comb outta their hands and get the belan in them, my name is also not Daksha… Himmat, tell all the women to assemble in hall…
Poor Himmat trots off obediently…
ALL THE VIRANI WOMAN are in hall…
Archita: You mean from today, all of us will make the food???
D: Not all of us, ALL OF US… She gestures with her hands…
Tripti: If there are servants in the house to do it, why should we do it?
D: Arara! If the servant makes food, only taste will be there... But when you make… There will be love in it…
Baa and Tulsi smile.. Mohini and Tripti are not pleased with this development…
D: Is ghar mein, gehu se zyaada bahu hai!!! 🤣 Gayathri, remember those days when it was you me and Savita didi?? And we used to gossip soo much!
GC: Of course I remember!!!!!
D: And when we used to be angry, patak patak ke, we used to take the anger on the food!
Baa and Tulsi laugh…
Tr: If we do all the cooking, what will the cook do?
D: The cook will cook a do do do… I sent him a point of no return…
GC: Point of no return?? What is that??
D: Arre, maine usko "mera naam mera des" kar diyaaa!
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D: Ok, so now, breakfast will be made by Archita, Kt and Bhoomi…
A: Breakfast! Oh so easy… Put milk in cornflakes!!!
D: CHUP KAR! Breakfast will be upma, powa those sorts of things……
A: DADI!!!!
D:CHUP!!!! Lunch will be made by Tanya, Tripti and Damini… Daal bhaati etc etc…
Tanya (laughing): As you say, Dadi…
Tulsi: And I will make dinner….
GC: And I will help you with that…
Bhoomi makes a face and starts to leave angrily…
Tanya: Arre, Bhoomi! Where are you going???
B: Mom please, I do not want to be a part of this kitchen drama…
She leaves…
D: Arara! Bhoomi, if I didn't make work in the kitchen, my name also won't be Daksha Chachi…
She badbadaaofies something in gujju… All I got was a lotta "che che che" … Gujju members, Sweta, please do tell us what she said!
KT: Dadi, what does that mean???
D: Arara! You are going to be the bahu of this house and you don't know gujrati? Don't worry, I will teach you everything… But for now, everyone say MAA ANNAPURNA KI JAAAI!!!!!!
Lol, Daksha chachi really really likes KT! I don't see half the contempt she has for Tulsi, when she's talking to KT…
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Same yesterday's Eku scene… His reflection turning into Ansh's and all that… I'm not bothering to type the whole thing again… I'M ON A DEADLINE HERE!
Manthan comes…. Ohhh… Hot hot sweet Manthan… *sigh* 😍
M: I told you, bhai… I told you to stay away from that gawaar, worthless girl… Far from listening to me, you shouted at me and shut me up… Remember? Trust me… Kt doesn't think of you at all…And if she did… She would have never made fun of you in front of everyone… I told you time and again, don't trust her… but who listens to Manthan…???
I DO!!!!!!! I HANG ON TO EVERY WORD OF YOURS BABY!!!! I LIVE ON THEMMMM!!!!!! 😍
M: I know these middle class girls… Where they see a guy, they slip.. They're sick!!!!
TISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLAP!!!! The living baaajesus is slapped outta poor Manthan…
Note to estee and all other fans of my Slap-O-Meter : Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girlsssss….. And Manthan Virani has scored another one!!!!!!!! He moves to second place, above his adorable cousin Lakshya Virani!!! Lets hear it up for Manthannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!👏
Manthan is bleeding… Wow… Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi pe padta hai toh aadmi uth-tha nahi, uth jaata hai… Eku must be taking slapping lessons from Tripti…
Eklavya turns and looks away…
M: Even I can raise my hand…
THEN DO IT MANTHAN! I WOULD LIKE NOTHING BETTER AT THIS POINT THAN FOR YOU TO BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA EKLAVYA! 😡
M: But I wont do it…. Coz this blood is proof that you still love her… I know… You feel very bad and you're hurt... But bhai… What I said was true… And I will always be consistent with one fact: To hell with KT…
Eklavya angrily leaves…
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Bhoomi is sitting somewhere and blissfully enjoying her drink… Eklavya comes… Oh.. It's his room…
E: Now, what do you want?
B: Brother…
She puts her hand on his shoulder…
B: I'm here to celebrate…
E: What?
B: I have no regrets about what happened to you… I am so glad that I don't have to see you with KT... I'm happy.. Very happy that my brother was saved from that girl… Come, let's celebrate…
She pours champagne…
E: BHOOMI..!!!!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
B: KT is the one who left you.. To break down… With the memories that will kill you every second…
E: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He raises his hand at her too… Wow, this IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR KARAN'S CHILDREN! 🤔 He controls himself…
B: I will leave you.. But what happened today, the memory will never leave you…
E: BHOOOMI!!!!!!!! WHY CANT YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! CANT YOU UNDERSTAND! TO HELL WITH YOU…
Eklavya leaves… Bhoomi pours herself some more champagne and smiles broadly to herself and does cheers herself… Haha… I love Bhoomi!!! 😆
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KT is in her room with the aarthi ki thali…. She stops in front of the mirror…. She looks at herself and remembers the times she spent with Lakshya… The hugging scene where he touches her hair and moves it from her face is shown… She touches her hair and is aware he isn't there… She smiles…
KT: This Lakshya… He isn't even here and he's still teasing me…
The phone rings.. She picks up…
KT (thinking its Lakshya): I know it, you were think of me weren't you?? You were remembering me?? But I don't have time to waste… I have no times for jokes…Helllo?? Lakshya? What kinda joke is this?? Hello? Lakshya? It is you, naa??? Lakshya say something… What kinda disgusting joke is this???
Suddenly her mobile rings…. She picks it up….
KT: Hello?? Who is this…"?"?"? hello???
All we can hear is this disgusting heavy breathing… ITS DISGUSTING!!!! EW!!! 🤢🤢
She runs outta her room in a panic… She goes down to the hall and calls the number that called her… The mobile starts ringing… She follows the sound… Suddenly a hand is put on her shoulder and she turns around in a panic… It's Tulsi… KT puts her hand on her chest to calm herself down…
T: What happened? Why are you so scared??
KT: Nothing, you just snuck up on me… I was startled…
T: Now come fast.. I have to teach you so many things.. Come…
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Daksha is sitting and reading film mags…
D: Arara! These mags have nothing new… And Rakhi Sawant will never wear a sari… She wont be comfortable.. Look at us… How we wear and walk around…
Gayathri comes in…
GC: Bhabi, what are you doing…
D: Arre, look naa Gayathri, there's no gossip left anymore…
GC: Nothing??
D: Arre wherever you look, people are getting married.. Remenber in our days? Everyone just had affairs, noone got married! But when I was in junaagarh, what mast gossip we had…!
GC: What gossip… Tell me also…
D: Arre, you know there was a girl… Everyone was crazy about her hair… All the boys used to be behind her… And then we found do it was a wig!!!
GC: WOW! How did they find out!
D: Arre she was on the bike and Jignes took it faster and the wig stayed behind! And then.. The boy went to the mental hospital and the girl took sanyaas becoz for sanyaas, anyway you have to shave your head…!
GC: There was no gossip here, because you weren't here… Now you're back , there will be more gossip…
D: Not only in mumbai... even in SN there will be more gossip… And if I don't find it, my name isn't daksha…
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Nandini is sitting and reading the paper… Daksha comes…
D: Arara..! Nandini, if you eat such a dry breakfast you'll disappear soon…
N: Dadi, when did you come??
D: I came long back… But when will you come home?
N: Dadi…I…
D: Look.. I don't want excuses… I want you to come for the holi pooja… The pooja needs all family members to be there… And you may not live with us, vut you stuill are a part of our family… And Ganga is coming too!
N: Really? Ganga is coming too?
D: YES! SHE IS! And she didn't show nakhras like you… Now tell me when you are coming…
N: I don't know… I'll try…
D: Good.. Keep trying.. Only if you try , will you succeed…
N: I'll get tea for you…
D: Oooh… Get me those chocolate cream biscuits too!!!
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Nandini leaves…
D: WOW! So she's coming.. I told Ganga that she is coming and now she will come too!!! What fun it will be to see when all the old bahus meet the new bahus and it creates masaledaar gossip!!!! Now, what will this Tulsi do???
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KT opens her cupboard and takes a salwar out…. She turns to see Lakshya standing there…
OH LAKSHYAAAA!!!!! MY SEXY HOT SWEET LAKSHYA!!!!! *sigh*😍
Lakshya walks to her and takes the salwar from her hand… He throws it away… OH WOW!!!!! SEXY BEHAVIOUR ABHI SE?!?!?? SHAADI KE BAAD KE LIYE BHI KUCH RAKHO!
He walks towards her, backing her into the cupboard… FLASHBACKS!!!!!!! ARRE YAAAR FLASHBACK PE TIME WASTE MAT KARO!!!!!! SEXY SCENE HAPPENNING HERE!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!
He holds her face…
KT: Lakshya, what are you doing…?
L: Nothing… (moving closer)
KT: Someone will come…
L: So? We're getting married now… Shhhh….
He puts a finger on her lips… He pulls her face closer and is about to kiss her…
KT: Baa!
Alarmed, he turns and looks around and KT bursts into laughter… He turns and smiles at her… She tries to escape but he grabs her hand and pulls her to himself…
L: Tulsi dadi huh…???
He plays with her hair…. He pulls her closer and is about to smooooch her again…
KT: MIHIR DADU!!!!!!!!
Again, he looks back to check… And she bursts out laughing… She tries to escape again and he pulls her to himself again…
L: Mihir dadu huh?? Now who will rescue you??
He is about to kiss her again…
KT: Lakshya… Uhhh… Baa…
L: Oh really?? Let it be… Let her also know how much in love we are…
Tulsi: Yes…
Lakshya turns around shocked…
L: DADI!!! I JUST! Uhhhh…
T: Yes yes, I understand everything…
KT laughs… Lakshya looks alarmed and shy and a whole lotta other things… Hayeee… Mera Lakshya! 😍
T: Till today when love was talked about in this house, mihir and my name was taken.. But from today, Lakshya and KT's name should be taken as the epitome of love… And Lakshya… Stop running after gopiyaan now… You will take care of my child and be her Ram, wont you???
Lakshya looks at KT and nods shyly…
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Eklavya is boxing in the gym…Daksha comes there…
D: A blue eyed boyyy…I wanted to ask you, are these your real eyes? Or do you wear lenses??? Ararara! Why are you looking like SRK from Devdas?? Look, For me, you and "international Lux" are of the same statue…
E: You mean status…
D: Yes, that's what you may call it.. Your and my English is so different.. and why not.. we studied in different schools didn't we? And my school had such a long name..
She says some lonnnnnng name… Its totally funny tho! 🤣
D: This tulsi also naa… She's like a hindi movie police.. Comes in the end and changes the whole story… This is my experience too!!!!
E: Please go away…
D: Arre I came to talk to you about something important… You forget KT… You know, I have seen another girl for you… She was Miss Junaahgarh 3 times you know??? She used to work at Madanlal chiwda waala's shop… When she used to wear the sari and walk and say "something something, khaao madanlal chiwda!!!" So, will you marry her?? You'll get 20 30 packets of free chiwdaa!
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E: Look, I don't want to marry any chiwda girl… Just go away!
D: I'll bring juice for you… It'll make your mind and body cool…
She walks away and Eklavya begins boxing the shit outta the punching bag… God… Please show LKT instead of this bullcrap!!!! He has flashbacks of the L KT engagement and he stares at us, scaring us… EVIL BUGGER!!!!!!!!!! *slap slap slap*
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Comments: The L KT scene made it all worthwhile! Finally! Whee! 😛
Oh, Daksha is good fun too… Kinda evil, but still she's fun!
This is one of those filler epis, where nothing important happens, but it's good fun to watch!
PS - I'm thinking the KT stalker is Eklavya... That disgusting buggerr....🤢 Coz koi ghar ka hi aadmi hai.. And noone else has a reason to get revenge from her... EW! HOW DISGUSTING MAN!
Overall rating: 8/10!
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