Happy Birthday Kiran Di !!

Kiran di.Her posts can make anyone roll on the floor with laughter.Her amazing sense of humour and her outlook towards life, the way she can find humour in the darkest of situations, is admired by one and all. On the 7th of August,my little(big, actually) angel turns an year older. This thread is dedicated to her.

Lets see what we were up too on her b'day😉

6th August 2006, past midnight.

Everyone goes quiet. Whispers are heard. An absolutely beautiful lady enters. Heads turn.Her lovely green dress dazzles as she walks towards the moonlit terrace, on which one of her friends has called her urgently.

Kiran di(Kimi_dost)*angrily* : "Yeh Eisha ko toh mein dekh loon gee..pata nahin kyun itni raat ko ,pata nahin hai kya usse, meine kitne logon ko tapkana tha, aur woh hai ke...mar rahi thi kya...ik din rukh nahin sakti thi batameez...aur uppar se apun ko bolti hain larki ki tarha kapre pehne ka..saali ......" *keeps muttering angrily.*😡

Meanwhile, there is utter confusion in the party hall, located on the other end of the terrace. All of Kiran di's close friends,and other IF Kyunki section oldies are busy organizing stuff for her bday party. 😊

Deepa di (rose82) : Aj meri tapori partner ka bday 😃hai.....yesssssss....mujhe cake khanay ko mille ga ( Deepa di, being a food lover, starts dreaming about the cake)

Enter Khizer, with a worried look on his face.😕

Neha di(sweetrani_neha) : "Kya hoa khiz, teray chehre par baara kyun baj rahay hain?"😆

Eisha: "haha..kyun bunty, baj gayye teri ghunti?"😆

Khizer: "Guyz...this is serious.Yaar meine jo larki hire ki thi..kimi di ki bday party mein dance karne wali..on kajra re...item girl yaar....woh bhaag gayee hai"

Deepthi di (DeepAnBH): WHAT?!?!?!

*Deepa di stops dreaming of cakes after hearing Deepthi di scream.*

(Trust me, it is a rare sight seeing Deepthi di loosing her temper in public...)😉

Deepa di starts singing : "Just Chill Chill , Just Chill...." "Tum log bohat hyper ho rahay ho..relax yaar.."😃

Cute di (cutereems): "Bunty Teri toh!" "meine offer di thee na..ke Abhi ki thru mein ash ko dance karwa sakti thi...laikan tum bhi naa.."😡

Eisha: "Stop it u people...lets think of a solution"😡

Neha di : "Yes, otherwise our audience will run away.."😕

Deepa di : "Deepthi di sings very well...how about u sing Kajra re....and she dances even better....how about...? "😉

Deepthi di : **Almost Faints** . 😆Then starts lecturing,about how her most embarrassing moment was wen she was forced to dance in college...and then offcourse mentions says her infamous "I have 2 left feet" dialouge😆

Jassi(seeragirl07) , who has come all the way from the RKD forum is losing patience now.

Jassi: "U kyunki people are mad....Kimi di must be arriving any second..."😕

Swati(preity*zinta):"Haan, Toronto walay bohat punctual hotay hain!!"😃

Some random guest : "whoz that girl?The one in the pretty green dress?"😉

Everyone: "OMGG...he must be talking about apni bday girl!!.."😲

The ahem...random guest, is thrown out, and is given the task of distracting Kiran di...by hook..or by crook😕

Kiran di , is right outside the party hall, when a guy appears in front of her and...😆

R.G(random guy) :*not knowing how to distract her* "Umm...Mujse Shaadi Karoge?"😳

Kiran di, furious by now, gives him a nice hard slap across his face,which knocks him out. (Little does she know, this random guest is actually anuj saxena.."

In the meanwhile, the lights get switched off in the party hall. Everyone hides.

Kiran di opens the door.

Kiran di : ANYONE THERE? EISHA I WILL SERIOUSLY EAT YOU ALIVE TODAY..😡

*The lights open. The room, painted green , decorated with green balloons and ribbons. All of Ms.Tapori leaders friends, wearing green yell "SURPRISE" *

Kiran di, looks dazed for a while...and then finally understands. Her mouth bursts into a ggrin......😃

Kiran di : "Chak de Phatte"...Thora bhangra ho jayay😉

*everyone starts partying!*😛

Kiran di,On your special day, let me tell you how much you mean to me.

Generous and warmhearted
Creative and enthusiastic
Broad-minded and expansive
Faithful and loving
Loyal and forgiving.

All the above qualities make u a typical leo. Most of the people know you as a tapori queen, but i beg to differ, coz i am one of those people who know the real Kiran...yes, not "Kimi"(achey khasay naam ko bigar diya)..but Kiran...meri Kiran di, who behind her rough tapori image,is one of the most loving and genuine people i know. You have been like an angel to me really! I love you for everything. Your sensitivity, your sense of humour,our 20 PMs a day...and so much more. Heres wishing you a very happy birthday. All i want to say to you is, hang in ther girl, as per Deepthi di's previous siggy, touch times, never last.You have always managed to bring a smile to my face when i was down, and i hope his topic does the same to you.. Hope you have a blast today, and may all your wishes come true.!!

Enough of the bhashan...lets get down to buisness.... since im so precious to you, i havent brought you any gift..sorry...

Just Kidding😆

Here is your gift..😉

Along with tons of hugs and kisses from me.😳🤗

Enough of my rubbish....here is a little somethign for u...not really a gift...but what your firends feel about you.😃

Kiran di Aap Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise,Kaise Jiya Jaaye Aap Bin.Sadiyon Se Boring Hain Baatein,Sadiyon Se Bore Hue Aap Bin.Aa Jaao Lautkar Kiran di, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai

Aa Jaao Lautkar aap😳...

Please Kiran di come back. We miss you loads. We miss the happiness you brought to us each day in our lives. We miss the laughter you gave us each day. And we truly miss you and your great personality.

Love,

Khizer aka Bunty

ps: I will post my gifts and other things on the day of your real Birthday di!😃

🤗

From Deepa di:

It was a Monday afternoon...when the heroine🤢😉 of our story was watching tv.she just happened to catch a glimpse of a dashing guy😕 named anuj.she then realised wht true beauty was....anuj,anuj and only anuj😕

ok...who's the heroine of our story????the one and only kaamwali baai..(oops -bhai😉 i mean😆)-Kiran urf kimi.she is multitalented...by profession a bhai..-taking supari n killing people....but by hobby -a baai....cleans homes n washes dishes😉.she's super efficient too.😛2 in 1...the b(h)ai Kiran!

after a few yrs....

now back to our story...b(h)ai was totally tired after murdering xyz last night...and washing dishes n mopping the floor...just in time to watch her fav serial kumkum.just then.....ting tong!!!!

Kiran(getting irritated):kaun hai😡 (opens the door)

man:aapka post hai ji.....

Kiran:tere ko abhi time mila kya😡...ek rapta doongi toh doondte reh jaaoge!chal,post deke phut le yaha se😡

man runs away....

...jeevan kar leta hai shringar...sach hai na kumkum se..........(show ends)after half n hour...kiran remembers tht thrs a post.she tears the post n...

'congrats!U have won our kumkum contest and a free dinner date with anuj on aug 7th at 6.00 pm!!'

kiran:hai...yayyyyyyyyyyyyy....thts on my birthday!!!isse accha aur kya gift ho sakta hai!!!!😃

she immediately calls her frnds up n starts her shopping for the big day....

Aug 7th:

Kiran gets all ready-green salwar suit,green sandals,green earrings,green bindi, green watch,green bangles,green rings,green handbag,green nailpolish,green lipstick😕,green hair😕 😕anywaysssssss...kiska taste kya hai...hume kya karna hai...🤢😉

she drives in her green car all the way to the restaurant n sits at the reserved table.heart beat increases....dhak dhak....

5.00- heartbeat 120/80..............5.30-heartbeat 130/80..............5.55-heartbeat 140/70.............

just then she hears a car screeching n stopping.huge crowd n murmers of 'anuj...anuj...wow!!'

Kiran's heartbeat reaches 160...she's full of excitement"oh my goddddd...anuj sach much mein aa gaya😳.ab mein kya karu...will he like me???😳....n suddenly everything blackens out.......

Kiran gets up..she's in the hospital bed and instead of anuj she sees anum,mehr,zara,shilpa,eisha,mehak and all her frnds...'kya hua?????😕😕😕...mein yaha kaise aa gayi...mein toh hotel mein thi...anuj kaha hai😕😭

zara:areyyyyy bandriya...bewkoof😡 u missed a wonderful opportunity of meeting anuj!!!😡

Kiran:haiiiii😕...lekin mein vahi pe thi...wha...wht happened😭

all:tum vahi pe thi...lekin theek 6.00 o clock tum faint ho gayi xcitement ke vajah se....and u were taken to the hospital.anuj didnt have much time...so he left without even seeing u!

kiran:oh noooooooooooooo😭

Happy Birthday to u dear Kiran!may u have a lovely birthday exactly like this😉😆!may all ur dreams come true!i wont say i miss u...b;coz im not😉...not until u msg me😡.have fun green baby!😊

PS: Im sure she meant bday, but fun green baby was so funny, i had to post it here in its orignal form😆

From Jassi:

Here they are:

From Deepthi di

Dear Kiran,

Having met under a weird circumstance, we have poured our hearts out to each other. I am so glad to have met you.
I honetsly admire your ability to endure all that life has in store.

I certainly wish that today on your b'day there is a fresh ray of hope all around bringing with it good will, cheer, health, wealth and happiness.

Wishing you a very happy birthday and a warm friendship day

Love
Deepthi

Kiran - A ray of the early morning sun
Bringing life back into the sleepy world
Spreading cheer and laughter around

Hold on princess, happy days are around
It comes in with the early morning Sun
Energising life, activating dreams
Fulfilling your every desire

When the sun goes down at the end of the day
Its with an assurance that it'll come up the next day
The night is for the much needed rest and time to dream
for the next day !!

Kimiiiiii meriiiii jaaaaaannnnn🤗🤗🤗

Happy Birthday to a precious angel🤗😛!! Another year older... another gray strand of hair hmmm😉 hahaha just kidding!!😆 Older ,yes, but I can always say.... you'll always be young at heart😳

I don't know where to start writing a birthday message to you... I can pour out my heart but still be at a loss of words.. In the months I've known you we've become such greatttt friends.. it's indescribable. I'm soooo lucky to have you as my dear friend jaani... you are an absolute sweetheart and my God-sent angel in the form of a true friend😳 (you just tell everyone that your devilish horns are simply there on your head to hold up your halo, as they say😆)

I can still recall all the masti we used to do on Kyunki forum and on Yahoo just like it were yesterday. Our schemes for insane Kyunki MOTW questions (and the poor people we tortured😉😆)... our random chattings about tapoori gang and your targets😆... our random posting and "spamming"😉 ... simply unforgettable. We shared moments of happiness and even some sad ones.... but I'm glad you've been with me every step of the way... giving me a shoulder to lean on, wiping my tears, alwayssss making me smile😛-- You are truly an amazing person who can light up anyone's heart and soul with your sweet words and cheerful nature .... aap to sab ki sunshine hai😳... it's something I've always admired about you😊

I know you say that your closesttt friends call you Kiran... (such a gorgeous name compared to Kimi!)... but I'm glad you gave me the right to call you Kimiiii (while adding.. meriii jaaaan😉 cuz you know I loooove writing that😆) and stillll be one of your close friends😳... I first met "Kimi" at the Kyunki forum.... I then got to know the truly special "Kiran" that lay beneath the crazy Kimi... who is in fact an angel but my jaani Kimi who I fell in love with will always hold a special place in my heart..... to me you always be the same person regardless of your name... I'm just too attached to Kimiiii meriii jaaaan😳🤗

Here's wishing you an absolutely amazing birthday🤗🤗🤗My best wishes to you today and always😛.... may you be blessed with happiness, success, and good health (i haaaate it when you're sick) alwayssss. You always sparkle with a smile on your face😃 Have a terrific birthday and enjoy yourself today the fullest because you deserve nothing less than the best😛 Lubbbbbb juuuuuuuuu Kimiiiiiii meriiiiiiii jaaaaaannnnnn🤗🤗🤗

With lots of love and best wishes,

Aapki,

Neha😳

PS: Bakhi partying later...its past three am here...ab danto math...its ur bday..so u' have to let me stay up late....ab jaa rahi hoon sonay...lets rock this party!!!😃

Rules:

Have Fun, Bring food, gifts, and have a blast.

Ahem....spamming is allowed....😆😉

*Rules are subject to change*😉

-Eisha😃

aww wow happy birthday to u yaar hope u have a great time and get lots of prezzies

We meet again KKKKkkkkiran jii, and yet again in another party.😳 Hehe, I am seriously gonna find time and PM u sometime soon. 😳

Hope you have a wonderful birthday and a great year ahead of you! 🤗

lots of love,
khair

ps-rocking post my veeruu...now plz go to sleep. 😳

Originally posted by: sweet_kp

We meet again KKKKkkkkiran jii, and yet again in another party.😳 Hehe, I am seriously gonna find time and PM u sometime soon. 😳

Hope you have a wonderful birthday and a great year ahead of you! 🤗

lots of love,
khair

ps-rocking post my veeruu...now plz go to sleep. 😳

Sleeep?😕

SLEEP?😆

Im high on coffee, its oging to be 4 am soon, its my di's bday, and you're asking me to SLEEP?😡😲

Not until i party a bit.

Chalo khana lao😉....only veg food today..

PS:zaaru u were supposed to post in GREEN😭

Originally posted by: kiunhogayana

happy bday😳😳

hope u have a blast!

Anila😊

Anila tum bhi? Green Green Green.......😭

Originally posted by: Mrs.Eishu.SRK

Sleeep?😕

SLEEP?😆

Im high on coffee, its oging to be 4 am soon, its my di's bday, and you're asking me to SLEEP?😡😲

Not until i party a bit.

Chalo khana lao😉....only veg food today..

PS:zaaru u were supposed to post in GREEN😭

someone needs to keep a chk on ur caffeine intake.....jab dekho hyper rehti ho😆 hehe, although i like this eishu better than the quite one😛

khana aur mein 😲 where is mehak now....mujhe job mil gaya kya....kiran boss wont allow that...coz mehak might kill her if she gives her job away....lol and anku was tryin to get her job ....woh bhi fail ho gayee😆

here is food.....for the birth walla day girl😛

veg samosa's

cheese pizza

three of those for all hungry folks here

aur kuch chahiye madam?😛