Mina's Abhigya Cholestrol Series! (Reposted here, though you can find them in Abhigya AT 141-144!)
fuggy said i can't have kachodis anymore
because my cholesterol is too high
is life worth living without fuggy's kachodis 😭
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a man gets to a certain age and his wife and doctor team up against him
first they came for my kachodis
what's next
pakodas? parathas? will they leave me anything good to eat at all?? 🥺
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does working out burn cholesterol?
if i get all sweaty beating up my punching bag then surely
even fuggy will agree i deserve some kachodis
my sweat is very persuasive to fuggy
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MINA PRESENTS: RETURN OF THE CHOLESTEROL
A: But baaabyyy you promised you'd make me keema kachodis this week!
P: No way buster! The doctor called and your lipid panel is still not in the safe zone, nothing deep fried for three more months at least.
A: CHOLESTEROL, my greatest foe 😡 😭
A: This is your fault. If you joined me for my workouts, I'd have more motivation, and this cholesterol thing wouldn't be a problem
P: Arre?? You're the one who said you can't work out with me around because it's too distracting.
A: Distraction's ok too...it'll just turn into a different form of exercise 😉
P: *rolls eyes* *blushes* 😳
A: You know what, come to think of it, you have a lot of the same risk factors I do...when was the last time your cholesterol was tested?
P: What? Don't be absurd, I don't have any problems like that, I'm not like you always looking for junk food, I eat really healthy -
A: I'm really worried baby, how about I call up your doctor an order a lipid panel for you too?
P: 😕
P: I know what this is, this is blackmail. Well it won't work. I won't make you keema kachodis just because -
A: Ah forget those, I'm after something else. If you don't want to do the bloodwork, you have to start swimming with me.
P: Swimming?!!
A: Yes...we'll get exercise...if we get distracted, we'll just swim opposite laps...
P: Oh ho! As i you'd be able to stick to that, I know what happens when you get distracted...😳
A: Work with me here, Fuggy. A man does not want to face the truths of being middle aged alone. If you won't give me deep fried foods, and you won't get your blood work done with me, and you won't swim with me, how can I bear it???
P: Haayee...you really feel...so bad?
A: 😔
P: I had no idea...ok...well...I guess I could do the swimming...
A: 😃
A: Arre?? Where are you going??
P: Swimsuit shopping, obviously. I haven't bought one since before the twins were born, and I'm not sure that one fits right.
A: Can I come with you?
P: What, so you can get "distracted" in the fitting room? I think not rockstar...you hit the treadmill and we'll see about...rewards when I'm back
A: If I spend your whole shopping trip on the treadmill I will be too tired for "rewards" when you get back
P: That is the opposite of true
A: Was worth a try 😛
P: You and your bahana!
A: So!! Can I see what you bought?
P: You don't look like you've been treadmilling
A: Well...
P: Guess you'll just have to see it at the pool tomorrow rockstar
A: But
THE END
(for now)
Ghum Hai Kisikey Pyaar Meiin
