A: *walks into Daadi's room* Daadi? Daadi I've brought your water. Do you know what that bahu of yours is up to?!
D: Bahu? Who do you mean bahu? Raccho was just here massaging my feet, sweet girl that she is. Mithali and Pammi must be asleep by now, you will never catch them doing saas-seva, hmph.
A: What even? No I didn't mean them -
D: Tanu then? Beta she's not my bahu yet, don't confuse the girl -
A: Pragya!! I mean, Mugambo!
D: What about her?
A: Your bahu is out on a date.
D: She's not my bahu.
A: She's still my wife so she's still your bahu na Daadi?
D: She is only your boss, remember? She stopped being your wife and my bahu when she walked out on your marriage.
A: Well legally she's still my wife -
D: Then it's good if she's out on a date na? The sooner she gets a boyfriend the sooner she'll divorce you.
A: BOYFRIEND WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A BOYFRIEND.
D: Well if she's on a date she would be with her boyfriend wouldn't she?
A: Daadi please stop saying that disgusting word! And it could be a first date, it must be a first date!
D: *smiles innocently but knowingly*
A: It's...not a first date?
D: *pats his shoulder* The closer she gets to her boyfriend, the farther she'll get from you.
A: Whose side are you on Daadi! *turns his back and huffs out of the room*
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