Mugambo mujhe chahiye episode 26
*P walks into room to see Rockstar sitting on his couch, head on his hands, staring into space*
*P sits down on the bed across from him and snaps his fingers in front of his face*
P: Oyye, Mr. Abhishek Mehra. You don't earn money sitting around like this. What are you doing?
A: *Frowning* I don't know Mugambo. Something's bothering me.
P: What's that?
A: Mugambo...
P: Yes, what is it?
A: Mugambo, mujhe Tanu ka baby bump chahiye!
P: 😲 Excuse me!
A: Yes it's true! Tanu ka baby bump chahiye mujhe 😒
P: Rockstar you understand na... a baby bump is not a thing you can detach from a pregnant woman, you can't just -
A: I know that Mugambo! I'm not stupid ok. I'm just bothered, why doesn't she have a bump? Is my baby so tiny that it's not even growing enough to make a bump? But how can MY baby so tiny, I am not tiny.
P: True, you are not. Makes you wonder how your baby could possibly -
A: And if my baby is in there, I want to talk to it, I want to play with it! Fuggy said it's important to stimulate a child's development, and if I can't even see my baby, how can I help it become smart like Fuggy?
P: *surprised* Is - is that something you want?
A; *not listening* You know if it was Fuggy with my baby, she'd have a huge bump, like three watermelons big.
P: I would not - I mean, she would not!
A: Yes, she would become extra-extra Fuggy, and we could talk to our baby and sing to it and read to it, and it would kick half the night so Fuggy couldn't sleep, and then she'd make me wake up so I couldn't sleep -
P: That sounds...very...nice...*drifts into the dreamland conjured by his words*
A: But that's never going to happen. So now what about Tanu's baby bump!
P: *dazed* What...about it?
A: Well where is it! When will I see it! What if something's wrong with my baby that it's not growing properly? Whenever I tell Tanu we should go to the doctor to get tests done, she makes so many bahana to get out of it!
P: Hmmm...*has an idea*...Shall I boss her into it? I will say if she goes to the doctor she won't have to the dishes for a week.
A: Would you do that? For my baby?
P: We should know...everything about this baby. We should do all the tests.
A: OK.
P: And when we have the results...you can have peace of mind.
A: Sounds good. Why are you emphasizing weird words?
P: Hmm? Oh...yeah, let me go set something up with the hospital. Listen, don't be surprised if they say they have to - take a sample from you, ok? It's part of the tests, checking against...um, paternal genetic health markers.
A: Sure Mugambo. Just let's make sure my baby is healthy. Fuggy would never forgive me if I didn't make sure.
P: Don't worry...everything will be just fine soon. *walks off, thinking about how devoted he is to this child he doesn't even want and doesn't know isn't his...but now everything is set, and she'll expose the truth about Tanu when the DNA paternity test doesn't match his sample...and then, and then...everything will be ok again*
(requested by Donny)
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