The confrontation (Abhi--Neel at the kidnap site)- by MMM, Mina, Tia and Aashu.
A: (goes Jagjit Singh) Yeh daulat bhi le lo, yeh shohrat bhi le lo.. Magar lauta do meri Fuggy...
N: Abey, kisko chahiye tumhari daulat, shoharat, mujhe bas Bulbul de do..
A: kya! BB is more important than my fame and fortune?
N: Yeah! I mean, have you looked at her? She's all the treasure a man could ever want! Her snapping eyes, her strident voice, her beautiful face! Wait, don't look at her. DON'T look at her.
A (in a lambi dialogue mood): You must be nuts. Give me Fuggy anyday. BB and her crazy energy and loud personality? No, please. Fuggy and her jadoo-eyes, her lecture voice, her chand ka chehra - wait what are you doing turn back around EYES OFF MY BIWI saale don't look d'you get me?
And...I never look at BB anyway, not my type.. I mean she is actually my type.. But me my type is enough for me.. To be honest with you, you should be fighting a nutty professor and a lover boy, not me..
But I am lucky.. Fuggy is just mine and no competition..
And I will pluck eyes off of any future competitors before they try looking at her..
Moreover, Mr. Corporator, I am not sure what would hurt you more.. me breaking your spine or sending you over to Suresh to fight it out with him for the girl. You can probably still go around on a wheelchair if it's me, but if it's Suresh, whom I call double battery, will put you in asylum tangling you in legal matters. Make a choice, I don't have all the time in the world.
N: Oye hoye.. BAS KAR!! Itna bhi kyun utaavle ho rahe ho ki apne Biwi ke "ex" se madad le rahe ho? *sneers*
A: Oye sala! do you think i couldn't take you? you don't remember what happened last time?
N: Yah I remember... but it seems you don't! Waapas jail ki hawa kaani hai kya? Iss bhar Pragya bhi nai hogyi bachaane ke liye.
A: Pragya, and save me? You've got it all wrong, zero to hero. I save her. And you talk too much. If you want to keep that tongue of yours, get out of my way and let me get my biwi.
N: Accha?... Seriously you think that you got out because you are some superman with a laal chaddi? Mere saale sahab. you have gotten it all wrong.. & you can have her... Who wants her? No one. I want my BB.
A: What bakwaas are you talking? And why the hell do you keep calling me saale saheb?
N: Ohohoho you are in for the surprise of your life ... saale saheb
A: *gets impatient, jumps at Neil and punches him in the mouth*
N: *grabs a gun from his pocket and shoots at Abhi*
A: *acts dead, but suddenly gets up and kicks Neel on his butt* rockstar jacket saale *takes out his bullet proof jacket grabs his gun holds it to his head*
N: *pulls his hands up and slowly gets up* Look behind you rockstar
*Goons come and knock Abhi out with a rock*
A: *the rocks burst out into party sparkles showering on Abhi.. goons start singing-love love happy love... Ask for autograph and express how Abhi is their hero, Abhi winks at Neel, unties Pragya*
N: *slides past Abhi in a wannabe hero style, grabs gun, grabs a pack of bullets, and hides behind old large tires* Aye saale sahib! Itni kya jaldi hai?
*He loads his gun and shoots his goons. But they jump and escape the bullets. Next, he shoots at Pragya's foot but misses, startling Abhi and Pragya*
*Mental asylum officers arrive. Neel gets caught by mental asylum officers who strap him up, stuff his mouth and take him to the padded cell*
Chorus act:
Goons tie Neel with the same rope he had tied Pragya with, before sending him off to the asylum. Police cars siren is heard and goons are a bit scared. AbhiGya assure them they will be okay.
Abhi then sings- Tennu main love karda...baahon mein aa soniye...bas aaj raat key liye...
Prags-subha hone na de.. ek dusre ko hum sone na de... Tu Mera hero O-O-O... *Jumps into Abhi's arms*
Goons do chorus singing and dancing.
Happily ever after until Neel arrives again!
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