FF: Chahat ...Ranbir&Kanya...part5...6/18

I am starting from when Kanya realized for her love for him.........

Kanya

Kanya Ranbir ko phone karti hai......

Kanya: hello.......Ranbir.............

Ranbir: Kanya tum......itni raat ko........sab kuch thik to hai........

Kanya: kuch thik nahi.........

Ranbir: kya hua tumhari tabiyat to thik hai .......main abhi doctor ko phone karta hoon......

Kanya: nahi muje doctor ki nahi muje tumhari zaroorat hai.......main tumse kuch zaroori baat karna chahti hoon...........

Ranbir: thik hai .....main kal subaah tumhare ghar pe milunga........

Kanya: tab tak main intzaar nahi kar sakti...........muje abhi ke abhi tum Purane wale Shiv Mandir me milo.....main tumhara intzaar kar rahi hogi.........tum aana zaroor.........

Ranbir: main abhi bas kapde badal ke nikalta hoon......lekin tum itni raat ko.......

Kanya: meri fikar mat karo.......main pahonch jaungi............

Ranbir: bye......

Kanya: bye.............

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Kanya apni almari me dekhne lagti hai.......

Kanya: kya pehnu...........ranbir ko mujpe lal rang bahot pasand hai............main lal hi rang pahenugi......lekin kya..........

Jab kanya ki nazar ek khubsurat laal saree pe jati hai...........Kanya use pehenti hai..........jab woh jane hi wali hoti hai ki uski nazar apne mangalsutra pe padti hai.............kanya use leke apne kamre se nikalti hai jab Shantu aur Pooja use dekh lete hai........

Shantu: aye.......kanya......ruk..kaha ja rahi hai itni raat ko.....

Kanya: mere pass aapke sawaal ka jawaab dene ka waqt nahi........muje dair ho rahi hai..........

Pooja; itni raat ko ja rahi hai..........aur woh bhi tv serial ki heroin ki tarah saree pehen ke.............kaha ja rahi hai.....agar mama ne pucha to...........

Kanya: apni zindagi ke pass ja rahi hoon.......ab main chalti hoon......

Shantu: aye pooja.......rok ise....yeh marne ja rahi hai......

Pooja: kya shantu tu bhi pagal hai.......woh marne jayegi aise saj dhaj ke........woh Ranbir se milne ja rahi hai.......

Shantu: us saandh se........itni raat ko...........chal pooja hamari Kanya khatre me hai........

Pooja: nahi shantu........khatre me nahi pyaar me hai......

Shantu: nahi aisa nahi ho sakta........kanya us gende se pyaar karti hai...........

Pooja: haa Shantu woh use pyaar karti hai......ranbir bhi kanya se pyar karta hai.........lagta hai yahi upperwale ko manzoor tha..........kyunki dekhna serial ki tarah tuj jaisi vamp ke hote bhi hero heroin mil rahe hai..........ab yeh dukh ke aanshu khushi ke aanshu me badal de.....kyun ki yahi sach hai ki Kanya Ranbir ki patni hai.......

Shantu; tum keh rahi hai to thik hai......lekin agar us saandh ne meri kanya ka dil toda to main use tod dalungi.....

Pooja: agar tum un dono ke beech aayi to ranbir tuje mar dalega.......ab chal raat kafi ho gayi hai.......Subaah Kanya se baat bhi karni hai.....

Shantu: chal.......sote hai....neend to nahi aayegi lekin phir bhi koshish karte hai...........

Shantu aur pooja so jate hai.............

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Jab Kanya Shiv Mandir pahonchti hai to Ranbir ki car dekhti hai.........Kanya taxiwale ko paise lekar upper sidiyaan chadne lagti hai........jab Kanya sidiyaan chad ke upper aati hai to Ranbir use dekhta hi reh jata hai...........

Kanya: Ranbir.......

Ranbir apne sapno ki duniya se bahar aata hai......

Ranbir: haa.....kanya..bolo tumne muje itni raat ko kyun bulaya..........

Kanya: kuch sawalo ke jawab chahiye............

Ranbir: lekin yeh koi waqt hai sawaal jawaab karne ka.....kal shaadi hai ghar pe......

Kanya: Ranbir......her waqt mazak mazak.......ab jo main puchungi uska sahi sahi jawab dena.........

Ranbir: thik hai bolo........

Kanya: Tum Ranbir Nanda.........12000 hazar karod ke malik ..............woh ranbir jisne mere saath contract marrige kiya hai........woh ranbir jo pyaar pe yakeen nahi karta........woh ranbir jo kabhi kisi ladki ka apne pass na aane de.........................lekin ek mamuli ladki se shaadi karke apna alishan ghar chod ke mere saath kyun chawl me rehne ko taiyaar ho gaya ........woh ranbir jisne meri izzat bachane ke liye khud ko girata gaya logo ke samne.........woh ranbir jo muje hamesha haste dekhna chahta hai........woh ranbir jo mere ek aanshu se woh puri duniya sir pe le sakta hai.........woh ranbir jo muje kisi aur ke saath dekh ke uski aankhoin me main jalan dekh sakti hoonj......woh aaj chup chup ke muje dekhta hai...ab bhi woh muje dekhta hai to muje lagta hai ki main is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki hoon........jab woh mere saath hota hai to muje kisi ka darr nahi lagta........woh ranbir jo mere liye sirf contract pati hai......lekin farz woh ada karta hai jo mere pati ko karna chahiye.........Kyun Ranbir.......kyun kar rahe ho aisa.........

Ranbir: Kanya.........woh main bas......aise hi...

Kanya: aise hi......aise hi kya Ranbir........jab pyaar karte ho to darte kyun ho.....tumhe kya laga ki main tumhari aankhoin apne liye pyaar nahi dekh sakti......sab janti hoon me.......raat ko chup chup ke muje dekhna.........mere dupatte ke saath khelna.......mere pass rehna tumhe achcha lagta hai..........lekin kabhi yeh socha hai ki main tumhe itni kareeb se kyun janti hoon.....main to apne liye tumhare dil me pyaar mehsoos kar saki........lekin tum kabhi mere dil ko ya muje nahi samaj paye..........ab aur bhi kehna padega.........Ranbir....main tumse bahot pyaar karti hoon.........itna pyaar ki tumhare bigar ji nahi sakti.....Ranbir I love you..........

Ranbir: sach to yeh hai ki main bhi tumse pyaar karta hoon.....bahot pyaar karta hoon.....tumhare bina ek pal bhi katna muskil hai...............tum hi woh ho jisne muje pyaar ka matlab shikhaya.......tumhi woh ho jisne mere dil ka dhadkana shikaya........tum hi ho jiske naam ki dhadkan mere dil me dhadkati hai.................I Love You kanya..........ple muje chod ke kabhi mt jana........

Kanya: bandh lo muje apne aap se...taki duniya ki koi bhi takat hume alag na kar sake.........ranbir yeh wahi Mangalsutra hai jo Mummyjee apni bahu ke liye layi thi........maine kabhi ise pehna nahi kyunki muje lagta tha ki ispe mera hakk nahi........lekin aaj tum muje woh hakk wapas dila sakte ho...........ranbir bandh do yeh Mangalsutra mere gale me...........taki main saat janmo tak tumhari ho jau.........

Ranbir Kanya ko woh mangalsutra bandh deta hai aur waha pe pada sindoor uski maang me bhar deta hai............

Kanya Ranbir ki aankhoin dekhti hai aur uske gale lag jati hai...............Ranbir bhi use zor se gale lagata hai.........

Ranbir: chalo......kanya......abhi ek aur kaam bhi baki hai......

Kanya: kaha........

Ranbir: apne ghar Nanda House.......

Kanya: lekin mere ghar pe.....

Ranbir: woh log ko subaah pata chal jayega.......abhi chalo............

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Kanya aur Ranbir Nanda house aate hai lekin sab log so chuke hote hai.........Ranbir Kanya ko apni god me leke apne room me lejake utarta hai.......

Ranbir: Kanya tum yahi ruko main abhi aata hoon........thodi dair baad Ranbir aata hai.......

Kanya: yeh kya hai......

Ranbir: woh contract papers.........ise main aaj khatam kar dena chahta hoon.........

Kanya: nahi ise tum nahi main khatam karungi.......kyunki ise khatam karke hi main tumhare saath naya rishta shuru kar paungi.......

Kanya: sare papers ko fad deti hai...........

Ranbir us paper ko machis se jalata hai aur Kanya apne andar natasha ko mehsoos kar sakti hai..........

Ranbir: Kanya....kya hua.....tum itni kap kyun rahi ho.......

Natasha: dur raho main Kanya nahi........Natasha bol rahi hoon..........

Ranbir: Kanya......mazak karna bandh karo.........tum natasha hohi nahi sakti........

Natasha: mere raste se hat jao.......muje tumhe marne pe mazbur mat karo.....jante nahi tum kis se baat kar rahe ho.........Natasha se ...jisse pura seher kampta hai..........main kisi ko nahi chodungi jo aurat pe zulm karte hai...........

Ranbir: nahi tum natasha nahi kanya ho..........meri patni......Kanya Nanda.......

Natasha: phir se wahi..........Kaun hai yeh Kanya.......jo bhi dekhta hai wahi kehta hai.........aaj main use mar hi dalungi...........i wont leave you Kanya.........

Kanya apne aap ko marne ki koshish karti hai jab Ranbir pakad ke use zor se ek thapad marta hai aur Natasha behosh hoke gir jati hai..........

Part-2

Ranbir Kanya ke chehre pe pani ki bunde dalta hai........

Ranbir: Kanya hosh me aao..............Kanya...............

Kanya dheere se apni aankhein kholti hai............aur Ranbir ko dekh ke uske sine se lag jake rone lagti hai.........

Kanya: Ranbir........i am sorry.......ple muje maff kar do..........ple Ranbir.........

Ranbir: kis baat ke liye tum mafi mang rahi ho.......meri aur dekho.......ab batao yeh sab kya hai.......main tumse naraz nahi hoon.......balke main tumhari madad karna chahta hoon.............

Kanya: Ranbir jise tum dhundh rahe ho woh main hi hoon..............main hi Kanya aur main hi Natasha hoon..........lekin main kuch nahi kar sakti.................kyunki kuch saalo pehle mera ek accident hua tha jisme se meri double personality ho gayi hai........main khud is Natasha se chutkara pana chahti hoon.......kyunki main nahi chahti ki kabhi Natasha tumpe var kare..............I am Sorry Ranbir maine tumse itni badi baat chupayi......

Ranbir: Natasha is liye bahar aati hai kyunki Kanya us Natasha se darti hai.........jis din yeh darr nikal jayega na us din Hamesha ke liye Natasha khatam ho jayegi.........

Kanya: Ranbir muje bahot darr lag raha hai........aaj yeh baat tumhe pata chali hai kal agar ghar me kisi ko pata lag gaya to....

Ranbir: lagta hai to lagne do....main kisi se darta nahi.......aur nahi tumhe kisi se darne ki zaroorat hai.......tum Kanya Nanda ho..........Ranbir Nanda ki biwi...........

Kanya: lekin hum us Natasha ko khatam kaise karenge........

Ranbir: jis tarah woh aag se janam leti hai usi tarah woh us aag me khatam ho jayegi...........

Kanya: Ranbir tumhe jo karna hai jaldi karna........kyunki main tang aa gayi hoon do do zindagi jike.......main sirf Kanya banke jina chahti hoon.........sirf Kanya......tumhari Kanya.........

Ranbir: tum hamesha se meri hi Kanya thi ho aur rahogi.........ab raat kafi ho gayi hai tumhe so jana chahiye...........kal shaadi hai.....tumhe aaram ki zaroorat hai...........

Ranbir kanya ko bistar per sulata hai aur chadar odhata hai............ranbir jane hi wala hota hai jab Kanya uska haath pakadti hai..........

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Kanya: kaha ja rahe ho........

Ranbir: abhi abhi tumne kaha na ki tum sirf Kanya banna chahti ho .......to main bhi apna rishta Kanya ke saath bandhna chahta hoon...........main nahi chahta ki hamare is pyare se rishtey me Natasha ho......is liye jab tak main natasha ko tumhari zindagi se dur nahi kar deta.......hamare beech aisa koi rishta nahi hoga............main tumhe apnana chahta hoon lekin sirf Kanya Nanda ko.....muje Natasha ka bonus nahi chahiye........

Kanya ki aankh se aanshu behne lagte hai.........Ranbir Kanya ke pass beth ke uske aanshu pochta hai.......

Ranbir: tumhari aankhoin me muje yeh aanshu zara bhi pasand nahi.............

Kanya: tum itne achche kyun ho Ranbir.........pehli bar kisi mard ko aurat ke jasbat ki kadar karke dekh rahi hoon........agar aaj koi mujse puchta ki kisi ne farishtey ko dekha hai to main kahungi ki maine dekha hai..........maine dekha hai Farishtey ko...........mere ranbir hai mera farishta......

Ranbir: itna ucha darza bhi mat do.......agar kisi aur ne sun liya to hasenge........

Kanya: kyunki woh lof tumhare is dil ko nahi samaj paye ..........

Ranbir: baatein banana koi tumse sikhe........ab so jao......Good Night..........

Kanya: haa aaj kitne dino baad me is kamre me tumhare bed pe so rahi hoon.........neend to achche se aayegi..........lekin Ranbir agar tum rishta banana nahi chahte iska matlab yeh to nahi ki tum mere saath bed pe nahi so sakte............itna to barosha hai muje tum pe........

Ranbir: lekin muje apne aap pe barosha nahi..........

Kanya: lekin muje hai........kyunki mera ranbir kabhi kisi ka dil nahi dukha sakta..........

Ranbir: jaisa tum chaho.......

Ranbir Kanya ke pass so jata hai............kanya dheere se apna sir Ranbir ke khandhe pe rakh ke use chipak ke so jati hai........Ranbir bhi Kanya ko pakad ke so jata hai..............

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Subaah ki pehli kiran Ranbir aur kanya pe girti hai.............roshmi ki waje se Kanya ki aankh khulti hai........apne aap ko Ranbir ki baahoin me pake woh apne aap ko surkshit mehsoos kar rahi thi kyunki Ranbir ne kaske use apne aap se pakad ke rakha tha..........Kanya uthne hi wali thi jab Kanya ka mangalsutra Ranbir ki shirt me fas jate hai........jise Ranbir ki aankhein bhi khul jati hai........Kanya apni nazare churakar apne mangalsutra ko nikalne ki koshish kar rahi hai........Ranbir bas use dekhte hi rehta hai.....

Ranbir: ek minute.........Kanya.......main nikal deta hoon.........tumse nahi hoga........

Kanya; nahi main kar lungi......

Kanya phir se koshish karne lagti hai lekin Ranbir ke itne kareeb hokar uske haath kapne lagte hai.........Ranbir Kanya ka haath pakad ke use rokta hai.......Ranbir Kanya ka mangalsutra ko nikal deta hai aur Kanya sharmake washroom me chali jati hai.........thodi dair bad Kanya aaine ke samne beth ke taiyaar ho rahi thi jab Ranbir washroom se bahar nikalta hai.........Kanya apne choli ki dori bandhne ki koshish kar rahi thi............jab Ranbir piche se aake Kanya ko chuta hai.......Ranbir ke chute hi jaise Kanya ke jism me bijali kadki ho........Ranbir ek ek dori bandhta hai aur Kanya ke jism ko kiss karta hai..........kanya apne aap ko shambhal nahi pa rahi thi aur woh piche mud ke ranbir ke gale lag jati hai...........

Ranbir: kya hua Kanya.......

Kanya: kuch mat bolo......bas kuch dair ke liye aise hi rehne do..........

Ranbir: tum bhool gayi ho to aaj ghar me do do shaadi hai.....kitna sara kaam hai...........

Kanya: is liye to keh rahi hoon.......aaj shayad pura din me tumse na mil saku..........aur main raat tak kaise intzaar kar sakti hoon.........tumhara kya hai......tumhe kya kis ki padi hai.........

Ranbir: tumne abhi muje jana nahi.........jab main shuru hoga to tum muje rok nahi paogi.........is liye kehte hai ki sote sher ko nahi jagana chahiye.............

Kanya: lekin muje is sher ke gale lagna bahot achcha lagta hai........

Ranbir: main janta hoon ki tumhe yeh achcha lagta hai.......lekin neeche mom hamara intzaar kar rahi hai............I promise..........main jald se jald is Natasha ka kuch karta hoon..........phir hum log honeymoon ke liye New zealand jayenge................ab chalo neeche chalte hai.........

Ranbir aur Kanya taiyaar joke neeche Shaadi me aate hai..............

Ranbir aur Kanya neeche Shaadi me aate hai.......

Malika: Kanya beta....achacha hua tum aa gayi..........main chahti hoon ki shaadi ki sari rasme archita ki tum karo...........

Ranbir: lekin Mom muje to kuch bhi pata nahi.......

Malika: tuje pata nahi lekin teri patni ko sab pata hoga......Kyun Kanya.......

Kanya: Jee Mummyjee........lekin yeh rasame to saas nibhati hai na.....

Malika: nibhati hai .......lekin ab Ranbir ke Pita is duniya me nahi rahe aur Kanyadaan ke liye pati-patni ka joda hona zaroori hai........

Ranbir: Thik hai Mom....hum sab rasame nibhayenge.........

Kanya: lekin main kaise......

Malika: Ranbir tum apni biwi ko samjao tab tak main zara mehmano ko dekh ke aati hoon..........

Kanya: Ranbir.........tum jante ho ki main aag ki ek tinki bhi nahi dekh sakti......aur yaha phero ke waqt havan kund me aag jalayi jayegi...................main aisa nahi kar sakti......

Ranbir: main hoon na........sab sambhal lunga........hum phero ke pehle ki sari rasme saath me nibhayenge aur bad me tum hamare kamre me chali jaana..........thik hai..........

Kanya: abhi bhi mera dil bahot ghabra raha hai......

Ranbir: kuch nahi hoga.........woh dekho barat aa gayi..........ab haso.....tumhare bhai aur meri behen ki shaadi hai...............

Kanya hasti hai aur sab log barat ka swagat karte hai..............Kanya sari rasme nibhati hai.........

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Phero ka waqt hota hai jab Kanya jane lagti hai.......

Malika: Kanya beta........kaha ja rahi ho.....phere shuru honewale hai..........

Kanya: woh main kuch kamre me bhool aayi bas use hi leke aati hoon.......

Kanya Ranbir ki aur dekh ke chali jati hai.................................

aadhe se jyada phere khatam ho gaye hote hai...

Malika: Ranbir...........yeh Kanya abhi tak nahi aayi..........

Ranbir: aa jayegi...........

Pooja: rehne dijiye aauntie.....main jake dekhti hoon......

Ranbir: tum kyun phere chod ke jaogi main hi jata hoon.........aakhir meri biwi hai........

Malika: dekha pooja........jabse yeh Godbole ghar se wapas aaya hai.........bilkul joru ka gulam ho gaya hai.....

Ranbir: aur yeh sab aapki waje se hai.......aap hi hamesha meri shaadi ke piche padi rehti thi na.....

Malika: are........yeh to achchi baat hai.........isme itna sharma kyun raha hai.......

Pooja: waise aauntie..........Ranbir sharmate huye kafi achcha lagta hai.......

Malika: aur pata hai Pooja.......yeh saara jo function chal raha hai yeh sab Ranbir ne apne haathoin se sajaya hai.....

Pooja: sach......main to bahot khush ho gayi yeh sunke.........ab Ranbir tum ja rahe ho ki main jau.....

Ranbir: ja raha hoon.......

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Ranbir apne kamre me aata hai to Kanya Khidki ke pass khadi chand ko dekh rahi thi.........Ranbir piche Kanya ko hug karta hai.....

Ranbir: kya kar rahi ho chand ko dekh rahi ho......

Kanya apne aanshu pochti hai.....

Ranbir: Kanya......tum ro rahi thi..........kya hua.....Rewabhabhi ne kuch kaha......

Kanya: nahi ranbir...

Ranbir: samja...........tum niche phere miss kar rahi ho.......lekin tum ro mat........aditya bhaiyaa sab record kar rahe hai.....tum use TV pe dekh lena......

Kanya; ranbir......main us baat se nahi ro rahi......

Ranbir: ab tum muje bataogi nahi to main tumhari madad kaise karunga..........

Kanya: Ranbir.......her ladki chahti hai ki woh apne pyaar ke saath haath pakad ke agni ke saat phere le........bachpan se maine bhi yahi sapna dekha tha.............lekin shayad sach ko mera sapna manzoor nahi tha.......aur woh kehte hai na sapne tutne ke liye hi hote hai...........

Ranbir: kanya.........aaj main tumse vaada karta hoon ki ek din tum zaroor mere saath mera haath pakad ke hum saat phere lenge......

Kanya: sach aisa ho sakta hai.....

Ranbir: jab Ranbir Nanda pyaar kar sakta hai to yeh to bahot mamuli cheez hai..........lekin ek shart pe......

Kanya: main koi bhi shart manne ko taiyaar hoon.......

Ranbir: ki tum in aankhoin me kabhi aanshu nahi aane dogi.......

Kanya: main kabhi nahi rougi.........

Ranbir: ab chalo ab tak to phere bhi khatam ho gaye honge..........naho to Mom puri paltan ke saath yaha aa jayegi......

Kanya: I Love You Ranbir.......

Ranbir: I love you too...........

Ranbir kiss Kanya's forehead and left for the reception............

Ranbir aur Kanya neeche aate hai...........

Mallika: kaha reh gaye the tum dono.......ab shaadi bhi khatam ho gayi........

BD: mallika yeh to achcha hua ab aa gaye....warna reception ke baad aate.....

Ranbir: haa.........haa......uda lo mera mazak........as i dont care.......

Kanya: woh sorry Mummyjee......meri waje se dair ho gayi .........isme Ranbir ki koi galti nahi.......

Mallika: kuch sikh meri bahu se.........kitni teri izzat karti hai.....

Ranbir: aap to aise keh rahe hai jaise main Kanya ki izzat nahi karta.........waise aap bhool rahi hai ki main Ranbir Nanda ab Hate Guru se Love Guru ho gaya hoon to.........ab main bhi dheere dheer se shikh raha hoon....

BD: Mallika ........tera beta to pyaar me pagal hota ja raha hai.......

Mallika: yeh sab meri Kanya ki waje se hai.........warna ise sidha karna to namumkin hai.........

Ranbir: Lekin us namumkin ko Kanya ne mumkin bana diya hai ab.............

Jab Pooja aati hai........

Pooja: aap log yaha baatein kya kar rahe ho.......waha chalo..reception shuru hi honewala hai..........

Kanya: chaliye Dii........waise yeh Harpal kahi dikhai nahi deta.........

Pooja: Lallu apni Lali ke pass hoga....chal use thoda chedte hai..........aap bhi chaliye hamare saath Ranbirjiju..........

Ranbir: Pooja tu kabhi nahi badlegi.......

Pooja: jo badal gaya woh Pooja nahi..........

Pooja, Kanya aur Ranbir Simran aur Harpal ke pass jate hai..............

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Harpal: Dii aap kaha chali gayi thi......

Kanya: kuch nahi......bas ek kaam yaad aa gaya tha...........lekin aaj main wake me bahot khush hoon.......teri shaadi wahi huyi jise tu pyaar karta hai.......jise tune pasand kiya hai.......

Harpal: Dii........aapne bhi to Jiju se isi liye shaadi ki thi kyunki aap unse pyaar karti thi.........dii........aap dono ka pyaar hum aapki aankhoin me dekhte hai.......

Simran: Kanya dii.......main na aapke pass kuch tips lene aaungi ki kis tarah aapne Jiju ka dil jita........taki main bhi apne lallu ka dil jeet saku..........

Ranbir: iska dil hi jitna hai to ise Lallu pukarna chod do......yeh tumse aur bhi pyaar karega.......

Simran: sach lallu.....

Harpal: Jiju......aap kitni bhi koshish kar lo.....yeh nahi badlegi..........waise aap dono ko ek saza milegi.......

Ranbir: saza per kyun....

Harpal: aap dono phero ke waqt hazir nahi the na is liye........

Kanya: ab yeh sab baatoin ka kya matlab.........

Harpal: dii.........aap hi kehti thi saza saza hoti hai.......ab aapko Jiju ke liye ek achcha sa geet gana hoga..........

Kanya: main........nahi Harpal........bahot log hai.......

Pooja: to kya hua.........teri aawaz to bahot achchi hai......agar teri jagah muje gane ko kaha hota to main sochti.........

Ranbir: Kanya.........mere liye ........ple....mere liye tum nahi gaogi.......

Kanya: tumhare liye .......thik hai.....tumhe main kaise mana kar sakti hoon.......

Ranbir: Thank you......

Pooja: oye hoye........yaha ka mamla kafi romantic hote ja raha hai.............to ho jaye kanya............

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Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaaye

Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaaye

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Jab zor se Shanaya ke rone ki aawaz aati hai.......

Ayan: tum ro kyun rahi ho.........

Shanaya: Ranbir Chachu..........Kanya se kitna pyaar karte hai.........aur ek tum ho.........

Ranbir aur Kanya muskurake ek dusre ki aur dekhte hai........

Ayan: for God's sake........bandh ho jao........warna main tumhe chod ke kahi chala jaunga........

Shanaya: tum muje chod ke chale gaye to main Mama ko phone karungi.......

Ayan: main bhi tumhari Mama se darta nahi.......

Shanaya: tumne phir se meri Mama ki beizzati ki............Ayan.......tum mujse pyaar nahi karte.......

Shanaya phir se zor zor se rone lagti hai..........Ranbir aur Kanya unke pass jate hai......

Kanya: Shanaya.................rona bandh karo.......sab log tumhe dekh rahe hai.......aur kaun kehta hai ki Ayan tumse pyaar nahi karta......bahot pyaar karta hai.....lekin agar tum aise hi roke Ayan ko tang karogi to woh tumhare saath aise hi pesh aayega.........tumhe apne aap ko badalna hoga.........

Shanaya: per kaise.....

Kanya: tum mere saath chalo.....main tumhe samjati hoon......

Kanya Shanaya ko leke chali jati hai...........

Ayan: thanks to Kanya.........musibat gayi mere sir se........

Ranbir: tu Shanaya se itna ukhada ukhada kyun rehta hai..........ise samajne ki koshish kar.......

Ayan: Chachu......ise samajna matlab kisi bache ko samjana.......main to is shaadi se hi tang aa gaya hoon.......

Ranbir: main bhi pehle yahi sochta tha ki yeh shaadi sirf aadmi ko barbad kar deti hai......lekin jitna hum sochte hai itni bhi yeh shaadi buri nahi...........agar muj jaisa Ranbir Nanda badal sakta hai to tu to sure badal sakta hai..........meri love life Aditya bhaiyaa ne thik ki.....main tuje kehta hoon ki tu uske pass personal class leta ja.............woh sach me kamal ke hai........

Ayan: nahi Chachu.......is Shanaya ko koi nahi badal sakta.....ise ik hi insaan kabu me kar sakti hai uski maa........

Ranbir: tu apna mood kyun kharab kar raha hai.....chal hum chal ke dinner karte hai...........waha pe Adityabhaiyaa aur siddharthbhaiyaa hamara intzaar kar rahe hai........

woh log bhi waha chale jate hai...........

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Kanya apna khane ki plate laga rahi thi jab woh side pe rakha hua Halwa dekhti hai.........Kanya us me se thoda halwa leke Ranbir ke pass jati hai jaha pe ranbir ghar ke baki ke mardo ke saath betha hua hota hai......

Ranbir: Kanya.........kya hua.....tumhe kuch chahiye..........

Kanya: nahi to....main to yeh sirf dene aayi thi.......

Ranbir: halwa.....

Kanya: haa.....woh waha side ke table pe rakha hua tha......aur muje maloom tha ki tum kabhi thik se apni plate nahi karte...is liye main yeh tumhare liye layi hoon.........tumhe bahot pasand hai na.......

Ranbir: lekin tumhe kaise pata ki muje halwa pasand hai.........

Kanya: Ranbir...........main tumko tumse jyada janti hoon.......aakhir tumhari patni hoon main..........

Ranbir: sach me tumhe pata tha.......

Kanya: haa.......yaad hai jab ek bad Mama ne hamare ghar pe halwa kiya tha to tumhe kitna pasand aaya tha......maine tumhari aur mama ki baat sun li thi...........

Ranbir: pammy the mummy ke haath ke halwe ki baat hi kuch aur hai..........waise tumhe banana aata hai.........

Kanya; Ranbir........jab bhi tumhara kuch bhi khane ka mann ho to muje bejijak bata dena........muje bahot khushi hogi.......sach me..........

Ranbir: kya tum mere liye aisa halwa roz bana sakti ho........

Kanya: roz........

Ranbir: kyun kya hua.....

Kanya: roz to sehat ke liye achcha nahi hota.......hafte me ek baar thik hai......

Ranbir: do bar ple.......

Kanya: thik hai...........ab tum dinner khatam karo.....main kuch mehmano ko dekh ke aati hoon........

Ranbir: tumne khana khaya........

Kanya: nahi...bas kuch hi dair me kha lungi..........

Ranbir; tum koi kaam nahi karogi........pehle chup chap mere saath khana khaogi........

Kanya: Ranbir...per.......

Ranbir: per ver kuch nahi......betho...........

Ranbir kanya ko apne haatoin se khana khilata hai...........aur kanya bhi apne haatoin se Ranbir ko khana khilati hai..............

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Aditya: koi keh sakta hai ki yeh hamara Ranbir Nanda the Hate Guru hai............

Suddharth: bilkul nahi...........apna Ranbir to badal hi gaya........

Suhaas: yeh sab kanya ke pyaar ki waje se hai...........

Aditya: Kanya aur mere plan ki waje se......

Ayan: aapka plan........

Aditya: maine mere ek film ke liye kuch socha tha...........nauv din me ladki pyaar me......bas yahi formula Kanya aur Ranbir pe lagu ho gaya..........bas.........

Ayan: Chachu.......aap muje bhi wahi plan shikha dijiyena..........

Aditya; sorry.......is waqt main thoda busy hoon.........apne naye film ke bare me sochne .........lekin ab tu Ranbir se hi kuch sikh le.........

Siddharth: shikhana to kisi aur ko hai......main to kehta hoon ki kuch dino ke liye Rewa, Aastha aur Shanaya ko Kanya ke pass bhej dete hai.......kam se kam apne pati ki kaise izzar karte hai wahi sikh jayegi.........

Aditya: yeh baat tune thik kahi..........lekin agar kahi ulta hua to ranbir hume chodega nahi........

Ayan: matlab.......

Aditya: agar Kanya teri shanaya ki tarah ho gayi to Ranbir hume mar dalega...........

Siddharth: kitna achcha lag raha hai na.........in dono ko aise khush dekh kar.........

Aditya: woh hai mere bhai.........aakhir hamare ghar me ek shaadi to safal huyi........

aise hi reception khatam ho jata hai........sab log apne apne ghar aur kamre me chale jate hai......

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Ranbir apne bed pe betha business ki koi file padh raha tha aur Kanya aaine ke samne beth ke apni choodiyaan nikal rahi thi..........

Kanya: AHHHHHHHH.......

Ranbir daud ke Kanya ke pass aata hai.......

Ranbir: kya hua........

Kanya: kuch nahi........woh choodi tut gayi aur zara sa kanch lag gaya........

Ranbir: lao.......dikhao.....kaha lagi hai.........

Kanya ranbir ko apna haath dikhati hai.......

Ranbir: yeh thodi si chut hai........kitna khoon beh raha hai.........

Ranbir apne hoth se kanya ka sara khoon chus leta hai aur uske zakhm ko sehlane lagta hai...........

Ranbir: ab kaisa lag raha hai.......

Kanya: dard to tabhi mit gaya tha jab tumhare hothoin ne ise chua tha..........

Ranbir: Kanya..........tum apna khayal rakha karo........muje yeh bilkul achcha nahi lagta jab tumhe dard hota hai to.........

Kanya: lekin sab se jyada dard tumhe de rahi hoon.......

Ranbir: kya matlab hai tumhara..........

Kanya: main janti hoon.........tum muje kabhi kahoge nahi lekin tum abhi bhi kahi na kahi mujse naraz ho......kyunki maine tumse itni badi sachchi chupayi.........

Ranbir: sach kahoon....haa main naraz hoon is liye nahi kyunki tumne jooth bola....is liye ki tumhe mujpe itna sa bhi yakeen nahi tha..........lagta hai tum abhi tak Ranbir Nanda ko samaj hi nahi payi........Ranbir Nanda ek bar kisi ka haath pakad leta hai to woh dobara nahi chodta..........dekho..meri aur tumhe kya lagta hai main kabhi apne zindagi se naraz ho sakta hoon.........Kanya tum meri jine ki wajah ho.....main kisi bhi keemat pe tumhe khona nahi chahta........kyunki main tumse pyaar karta hoon.......I love you Kanya.......

Kanya; haa........ranbir main bhi tumse bahot pyaar karti hoon.........I love you Ranbir..............

Yeh kehte hai Kanya roti huyi Ranbir ke gale lag jati hai...........