Thoda haste hai... Mudraji ke bahane.. - Page 4

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience for what it cost me!

yeh toh mera haalat hai..

Na idhar ka..na udhar ka..😆

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Not exactly fitting here but it is my current state of affairs

It's Hard:
When someone special ignores you.

And it's Harder:
Pretending that you just don't care!

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Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!

aww😳

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Murder of English:
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
"Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure!"

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Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Why Women are like computers:
1. No one really understands them.
2. All your mistakes are stored in their memory.
3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!

4. All those mistakes will surface when you exactly do not need😆

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Before marriage, it's called DATING;
And after marriage, it's called as...
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AccommoDATING!

shadi ke pehle concurring
shadi ke baad conquering😆

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy!

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Originally posted by: -deepali17-

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age!

I am always 20😆😉

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.
Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!
Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!

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Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Weather News: Dust storms in Delhi!
Reason discovered:
Modi and his ministerial colleagues dusting off all the UPA files!

chalo koi toh kaam kar rahe hai😛