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Posted: 11 years ago
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Now that ashu ji has finally tyago his brahamachari-ashram and entered Grihasta ashram ..he needs help .. to survive it.. considerin the fact that his better (?) half is a sweet and sensible bhartiya naari called nidhi...
so ladies n gentlemen,presentin for the very first time "beginners guide to Grihasta ashram"..
tip number seven- always be yes man (yes I know ashu ji is a expert in that ..but the problem is he always says yes after sayin no initially ...hence he gotta learn to say yes immediately ..to earn brownie points and space on d bed!)
tip number six- gotta learn to cook .. ashu 1.0 dint know C of cookin...ashu 2.0 knows how to make AKC...he gotta learn more n more dishes ..coz the way to a woman's heart is through .. stomach...
tip number five- watch as many romantic bollywood movies as possible and pick up tips to manao wife ..... u never know when u gonna need them!
tip number four- add add-on credit cards asap .. it takes time and dunno when wifey has khujli on her left hand..! make sure CC limit is as much as permitted ...am sure dr sahib has a gud credit record...
tip number three- stop spending time at work after work hrs.. start cumin home asap..it has 2 benefits.. can avoid persistent calls by wifey(aap ghar kab aa rahe hain!) n keep ph bill in check..
tip number two- do not ever ever see any other woman(i know dactar is a one woman man..but sometimes company of ranga has its side effects..)
tip number one- never ever discuss wife wid any colleague esp ranga.. if ranga tells anji ,then to he is gone!
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rayafan17 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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God only knows how many posts I have to read and comment
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: deepa17

God only knows how many posts I have to read and comment


u ppl wanted new avenues to explore ..right?😆
now enjoi..
me off to talk to parents...
see u all in a bit!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Avoid using word starting with M...😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice tips for Ashu... ! Good one n i liked all of them n specially the YES MAN.. 😆
But to be very honest with you Deepa di, i do ask my wife to visit some glorious updates n posts.. but sorry, i wont ,, arey wont kya i cant show this one to her... reasons unlimited.. 7 as the top ... 😉 😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Deepaji... just tell him not to bring 'that one friend' even in his khayal... that is enuf...😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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ppl! Give some more tips to Ashu
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Superb post Deepaji!! 👏👏👏👏👏 I loved all the 7 reasons... Thanks for reposting. Ummeed hai Ashuji kuch seekhe honge is post se... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Getting Add-on credit cards is such an invaluable tip!! 😆😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Anjani9

Avoid using word starting with M...😆

🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi

Deepaji... just tell him not to bring 'that one friend' even in his khayal... that is enuf...😆

Bang on!! 🤣🤣🤣

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