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... 'Saiyyan.. nainon ki bhasha samajhe...na.'...Yeh saiyyan kaun hai..
kiske saiyyan hai?
aajkal ladkiyaan saiyyan ko kya samajhaane lage hai...
lagaataar dekhiye...from our news channel... baaki bakwas... break ke baad...
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Aaj ka hamare samvad-daata MS has brought you the sensational story about
Saiyyan.. nainon ki bhasha samajhe...na...directly from the sets of KTKP...
Hello MS! aap mere baat sun sakte ho?
MS: Ji! haan.. yeha dhoop tej hai.. people are waiting for the rains...
'MS ji!! will you please tell us more about this saiyyaan..'
'oh..uh..bhool gayi..OK...OK... now-a-days girls seem to have picked up new language... spoken with eyes..'
MS!! why do you think only girls are doing that? Is it a contagious disease?
MS: Ji. I have two experts sitting with me.. one is the famous language-specialist of Mumbai (LS ji) aur aap hai aadmi_vimukti_sangh's president (AVS ji).. They will explain..
MS: LS ji! What is your opinion about this new language?
AVS: I know.. what it is.. bas... to increase the unemployment..
ladke C / C++ seekhne lage hai.. aur ladkiyaan ek kadam aage jaake nainon ki language istemaal kar rahe hai.. MS: But, AVS ji.. where is the competition between boys and girls.. I think this is something related to eyes..
LS: yes.. yes.. I know.. the syntax for this language is well defined.. when you open your eyes.. it means you are looking at something.. and when you close your eyes.. it means sleeping...
MS: Oh!! Thank you LS ji!! I think you have mastered this language...
AVS: Dint I tell you? this is all to prove boys fools...
LS: No.. this language is very tough... the loop structure will trap anybody..any age!!
MS: But LSji...
... ..AVS: Dekha... I seriously condemn this language...
MS: Please suniye...
LS: NO.. YOU GOT ME WRONG...
AVS: YOU ONLY GOT ME WRONG...
MS(hurriedly):
This discussion is not over yet!!! aap jaayiye mat... for the latest news...baaki bakwas... after the break... 
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