Newton's laws of 'E'motion

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Thank you DeepaliGupta for providing such a good title...and congrats on extending successfully the Newton's laws into other fields.. You are the winner of this year's Nobel for sure!!!


and girls!!! Agar Newton ji aaj zinda ho toh, he would have definitely joined hands with other groups (such as Mallika-haters) and would have come to make a place for me
next to him at Westminster Abbey .. for successfully combining his 2nd and third laws...😆😆😆






Again I am with my BP...😡😆... Actually, I was thinking... (hmmm.. I am happy to know that I do have a brain)..


Haan..I was thinking... why do I do BP? ...

Many reasons... Too much of time on my hands... The patience quotient of this forum is very high to jhelofy my BP... Mera kundli mein likha hua hai...

Huh!!!! that means, we can formulate a theorem.....

For every action, there is an equal (and opposite reactions... yet times) support from behind... reasons behind...

Can we prove this theorem???

Yes ofcourse...



Case 1: Why did Suhasini constantly motivate (you may call it 'egging' ) her sister-in-law towards Ashutosh and against Nidhi?



Is there a strong supporting reason for this strange behaviour???




Suhasini might have got bored with her husband being 'yes master' types to her... she wanted a new pet.



Suhasini was experimenting a new theory on the endurance of mards in her favourite subject - 'Mardology' and needed some volunteers to conduct that... so she was behind Mallu.



Suhasini is like a over flowing dam... and she had to channelise all those waste ideas before her head is burst...

See... we found many reasons behind Suhasini's actions...😆😆




Case 2: Why Rohan came to Lucknow at all...

It was told..that he came for the job... but, we heard DB personally inviting him on the phone...

Socho...if some one calls you like that, will you go? ...obviously there should be a strong reason behind it... then what could be the reasons behind Rohan's Lucknow trip?

Rohan Agra mein ghode bech raha tha ( he has got a Business certificate from nothing less than IIM in his forgotten past)...ab lucknow mein gadhe bechni thi...



Rohan's mother got tired of him sitting idle in front her eyes..
. so she was ready to kick him off anywhere in the world...



Noodles company wanted to make a survey about the trends between jobless and noodle consumption... and their noodle eating patterns in a day (or say midnight)




So, finally... our theorem is hence proved...

What do you say?😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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@Mudraji hillarious post jee.Kya theorm prove ki hai.Suhasini toh bachi thi bechari theory sikhati thi practical mallu karti thi na?Ab kakiyee manthara ke hisab se chalegi toh yahi hoga na?

Kabhi bhi dikhawe pe mat jao apni akal lagao.Nuksaan kiska?woh[sui to Australia chali gai na?

Aur Rohan,use uske papa nalayak noodles nahi khana kehete the toh use laga ki Noodles ke liye Lucknow me hi Nidhi ki company milegi isiliye woh yahaa aa gaya
Edited by alkaparmart - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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What should I say... It's a truly Mudralicious post... Only and only you could think of it!! Great and hilarious post Mudraji 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Options have already been given and theorem has been proven as well. 😆😆😆😆😆 So not working harder, am just choosing 1 option that I feel more valid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For Suhasini, reson-2 - new volunteer for mardology experiments seems more valid... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Waise ek baat boloon?? Kuch toh log kahenge mein Suhasini was the only one troubled by people's gossip... Mallika 12 saal se Dr. Ashutosh ki dost thi per premika ya patni nahi ban payi... Uss baat ko lekar Suhasini used to tell Aditya "Mere maikewalon ka toh jeena mushkil ho gaya hai... Sab log unse poochte hai... Woh kya jawab de" Something like that... Logon ke kehne ka asar sirf Suhasini per hi huwa... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


About Rohan, I too wonder how CVs forgot their own story 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Hw came to Lucknow for his job but never went to office... always Nidhi ka driver, bodyguard, assistant, probelm-solver, Ashuji ka car-mechanic and Anji-Nidhi ka supporter hi bana raha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But maybe noodles company wala option is correct... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Case 1: Why did Suhasini constantly motivating (you may call it 'egging' ) her sister-in-law towards Ashutosh and against Nidhi?


Is there a strong supporting reason for this strange behaviour???




Suhasini might have got bored with her husband being 'yes master' types to her... she wanted a new pet.

so mallika is crocodile



Suhasini was experimenting a new theory on the endurance of mards in her favourite subject - 'Mardology' and needed some volunteers to conduct that... so she was behind Mallu.
🤣🤣



Suhasini is like a over flowing dam... and she had to channelise all those waste ideas before her head is burst...

See... we found many reasons behind Suhasini's actions...😆😆

actually what i think is sushasi herself is interested in ashu 😉😆 mallu is just one way to reach ashu 🤔



Case 2: Why Rohan came to Lucknow at all...

It was told..that he came for the job... but, we heard DB personally inviting him on the phone...

Socho...if some one calls you like that, will you go? ...obviously there should be a strong reason behind it... then what could be the reasons behind Rohan's Lucknow trip?

searching for reasons why characters came and leave in ktlk is like searching a dinosaurs in 2013😆





Rohan's mother got tired of him sitting idle in front her eyes... so she was ready to kick him off anywhere in the world...

yes it was surely an another world of doing nothing ..and just saying nidhiji nidhiji😆😆 i hate u CV'S for spoiling the role of rohan😡😡😡



Noodles company wanted to make a survey about the inter-relationship between jobless and noodle consumption... and their noodle eating patterns in a day (or say midnight)
🤣🤣



nice post teacherji ⭐️

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Posted: 12 years ago
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These images are superb Mudraji... Have never seen them before... 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Perfect emoticons!!














🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Mudra great questions,👏
Am glad we got 'specimens; like Suhasini, Aditya, Rohan and of course Mallu😉 to dissect. Otherwise what would have happened to the likes of us😆
Rohan came to Lucknow because his parents threw him as he spent too much time at his 'dream-job' - dreaming.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Great post Mudra!
What an idea.. 😆 Every action has a support behind it 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: alkaparmart

@Mudraji hillarious post jee.Kya theorm prove ki hai.Suhasini toh bachi thi bechari theory sikhati thi practical mallu karti thi na?Ab kakiyee manthara ke hisab se chalegi toh yahi hoga na?


Kabhi bhi dikhawe pe mat jao apni akal lagao.Nuksaan kiska?woh[sui to Australia chali gai na?

Sue gayi to kya hua.. baad mein madam bhi Australia gayi
😆


Aur Rohan,use uske papa nalayak noodles nahi khana kehete the toh use laga ki Noodles ke liye Lucknow me hi Nidhi ki company milegi isiliye woh yahaa aa gaya

😆😆😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Yeh leejiye.. Tupu, alka aur NR ka photo
Edited by mudraswathi - 12 years ago

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