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suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#51

Originally posted by: mudraswathi

Hai Raamm!!! mujhe pehle iska meaning samjhao..😆😆😆

Meaning kya aap toh chalta phirta AC ho Mallu ka...😆

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mudraswathi

@mudraswathi

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Posted: 12 years ago

#52

PART - 3

what about the second crypt?... Again a 5 letter word... tried M-U-N-N-I... Officer and director are looking at me.. sweat on my head.. No ... it did not open... I grabbed a pen and paper... wrote all 5 letter names ...HUNKY, KUSHI, BUAJI, BBABA, CBABA, DAKSH,ABJee... M-A-L-L-U...

I am staring at the word...
M-A-L-L-U..????

opened the crypt... eagerly opened the papyrus...single statement again...

"I WOULD HAVE RULED THE WORLD HAD I KNOWN HER BEFORE"

'I need to get access to the other things that are confiscated at the site where Saddam was caught'..my voice is urgent..

Director sensed something...

'I wonder MS... do you think anything specific?'.. he sounded hopeful.

How to tell him my apprehensions? how to avoid the major crisis... right now, I have avoided the inquisitive gaze of the director and the police officer.

I am airborne once again... to the head quarters of the Intelligence Agency.. My tummy is churning in anticipation..

Officer leading me the way... I am walking as fast as I can..No..No I am gliding hurriedly behind him...

'Ms MS!! What exactly you want to see? '

'Saddam's diaries' ...my voice is cryptic...

Unbelievable... Saddam just followed every single rule dictated by Mallu..... He tortured his enemies by being verbal.. hid all important documents and put them to face ugly repercussions... snatched the Iranian assets... acted mad... poisoned them... threw tantrums... just for the 'Love' (of terrorism)...

Who must have imagined, Saddam was a great follower of Mallu!!!!! What a startling revelation!!!... his disappointment for not knowing her before is very evident through his diary...

I have explained everything to the Director of the Intelligence Bureau and the Officers assembled...

I have sensed there is something the Director is not telling me..He looked very stressed out and even strained...

Suddenly, it occured to me.. why dint I think of this before...I wanted to access Internet immediately...

'Madam.. what you are thinking is right... Thank you for averting a major International crisis... just our department unearthed the dealings of US government agreement to provide Nuclear weapons to Mallu... you name is nominated for Nobel peace prize'

'To Mallu?? impossible!! she is a fictional character!!!'

'Madam... everything is possible for the man who got the Nobel peace prize for running the war and bombing the moon even!!!! it all accounts for what you have done during your term in the highest seat in the government'

My head is spinning... I am spiralling.... I lost every sense... Should I be happy that my knowledge of KTKP decoded the secret nuclear dealings???..I closed my eyes...

'MUDRA...MUDRA...'

Jumped...opened my eyes...Director turned into Mother-in-Law...my Nobel prize dissolved into the recipe list .... she is shouting at me... 'It is half past ten... you havent started cooking lunch...get up... get up..fast...'

oh!!! I have slept while surfing through Forum ...

.. and this was all dream...

Where is my Nobel prize??

Meekly walked into the kitchen... MIL is watching bollywood news...

All khans / kumars /*gans are telling that they have turned into huge fans of KTKP...

'We had to struggle with the make up and spend lot of money on the image processing softwares to romance with the much younger heroines.. now KTKP has given us the new lead of life... we will have great fan following even with the gray hair and can romance our heroines with huge age-gap... KTKP made it acceptable...'

Hey Bhagwan!!! Seems everyone is a fan of KTKP here... right from the first human Adam..to.. the great scientist..to Laden /Saddam /US president ... to Bollywood heroes!!!!!!

I salute KTKP!!

I salute ABji!!!

Edited by mudraswathi - 12 years ago

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suku_07

@suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#53

Haha you were ine dream Mudra ji... Lolz poor nobel prize

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mudraswathi

@mudraswathi

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Posted: 12 years ago

#54

Originally posted by: suku_07

Haha you were ine dream Mudra ji... Lolz poor nobel prize

My Nobel prize..

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suku_07

@suku_07

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Posted: 12 years ago

#55

Originally posted by: mudraswathi

My Nobel prize..

Kissi ko batana mat ki nobel prize chori karke layi ho

... nahi mujhse jyada aapko marrege 😆

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mudraswathi

@mudraswathi

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Posted: 12 years ago

#56

Originally posted by: suku_07

Kissi ko batana mat ki nobel prize chori karke layi ho ... nahi mujhse jyada aapko marrege 😆

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parmarA

@parmarA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#57

Oh god Mudraji,what a post jee?Bechara inteligent bureu pahele munni se badnam fir mallu se.Kya idea dhund nikala hai torturing ka?aur Laden and mallu same same.Aaha majaa aa gaya.lekin aapka noble prize

This is fro us to you

and then

Baki toh aap jane aur aapki MIL

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mudraswathi

@mudraswathi

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Posted: 12 years ago

#58

Originally posted by: alkaparmart
Oh god Mudraji,what a post jee?Bechara inteligent bureu pahele munni se badnam fir mallu se.Kya idea dhund nikala hai torturing ka?aur Laden and mallu same same.Aaha majaa aa gaya.lekin aapka noble prize

This is fro us to you and then

Baki toh aap jane aur aapki MIL

Ab Laden badnam hua 🤣🤣

Thank you very much Alkaji.. So sweet of you.. I must finish all this before someone😉asks for a share 😆😆

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deepa

@jayanti_dj

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+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#59

and here i was thinking how KTKP contributed to avoiding a major international crisis...was literally

wat a finale ! simply unexpected ...

take a bow my lady

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mudraswathi

@mudraswathi

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Posted: 12 years ago

#60

Originally posted by: jayanti_dj

and here i was thinking how KTKP contributed to avoiding a major international crisis...was literally

wat a finale ! simply unexpected ...
take a bow my lady

😆😆

Thank you Deepa for the nice bow..

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