Top 7 reasons why KTLK couldnt play long innings ! - Page 2

Originally posted by: jayanti_dj

Hi ppl ..

how r u ? I know I have been MIA ..but u know where u see me everyday ..right ??? Ab main bolungi toh kahenge ki bolti hai,agar main kahoongi ki welcome toh aap Muzse hi puchhengi,"main kahaa gai thi? fir bhi welcome back

anyways I was thinkin why apna show couldnt play long innings ! (Waiting for IPL to end btw !) Kp ji Christ Gayle nahi hai,Lekin Rahul Dravid hai joh kabhikabhi chalte hai.

so here Iam ..with top 7 reasons why apne show got run out after makin 200 plus runs !

seven..five feet distance and phomance !

solution - why fear ..when gomati putra ashu is here !Nidhi ko toh us ashu ne Achhut kanya bana diya tha.Aur fir achanak kamdev ban gaya,kya kare Menaka sorry mallika thi jo saath me.

six. ashu ji ki grah dasha kharab thi ..thats why aaye din kahin na kahin gir pad jaate the !

solution - alka jee .iska upay to bhai aap hi bata sakti hain !Maine kitni kundali banawayee,kitni warning di lekin tab tab kp ji uski kundali palat chuke the.

five- RS KTLK headoffice had khatara a/c ...so bechare bando ko garmi me creativity kaise hoyegi??

solution - get a good a/c ! Ab toh unhe a/c ki nahi achhe Ambani ki jaroorat hai.ya fir Tata aur Birla

four- subah 5 baje ka alarm snooze hote hote 10 baj jaata hoga and show ko shoot karne ka time ho jaata hoga ..so no time to write script !

solution - gift d writer an alarm without snooze option ! Unke bolo biwi ke sath so jao.Biwi ke kharrate aajkal bhari logo par bhi bhari pad rahe hai.

three- intelligento-logy - brought to you bai niche audience association of india !

solution- sillyness rocks ! who needs intelligence anyways !Ab yeh kaun se market me milta hai?kitne paise kharcha hota hai?budget dikhao sab jaan jao

two- baby mania on d wall ,under the wall... over the roof ..under the roof..

solution - hata baby mania ki ghata !Baby kya dikhana yaar.Udhari badh jayegi

one- trp audience and unke nakhre !

solution - arre bhai ..kuch aap bhi to socho ..agar hum saare solution de denge kya? aap kis khet ki radish ho?

itne paise me itnaich milega !Chalo deepaji,main paise badha deti hoo.aap roj aise hi post banayenge.Lekin aapke jitni sidhi aur budhi kahaa se layenge?