all 😳
fun headline' s😆
Namskar : shaam Aaj Tak mein apka swagat hai
Mukhya Samachar : good evening .. NR ki dad ki tension increase hotee jarahee hai gold ki liyee NR jiid kaar rahee hai 🤣
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,😭
Are Woh Woh Too Boliye ,😲
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.😒
Life is difficult,😭
Full of trials..😔
Sorrow..😭
Pain..
But if u fall down,😲
just standup straight,😕
Be confident & say'😳
"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA"😡
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.😭
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
one more 😆
A student In a interview:
How does an electric motor run?😕
Student:dhuurrr😲😲
Interviewer shouts: stop it.😡
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.🤣

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
more 😆😆
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much
more more more 😲
Lady: Is this my train?😕
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.😡
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.😆
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.🤣

Teacher: Suppose you have 10 chocolates. You give 3 to Tina, 2 to Mina and 3 to Sema. What do you have now?
Boy: I would have 3 girlfriends.😉😆
aurr aurr loo 🤣
A police officer caught up with a man who was driving the wrong way on a one-way street. "Where do you think you're going?" the police officer demanded.
"I'm not sure," said the driver, "but I must be late ' everybody is coming back!"
chaloo byee tamataar peknee ki liyee bhi loog nahi bachee yahaa 😲