all
fun headline' s😆
Namskar : shaam Aaj Tak mein apka swagat hai
Mukhya Samachar : good evening ..aaap logoo ka swagaat hai 😆 doo diin aapko news nahi milaa uski liyee NR maafi maagtee hai..tabiyaat theek nahi thaa paar now NR is back to pakaaoo u all 🤣
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.
Examiner: Why r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator?😕
Student: No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (cheating material) today.😭
One more 😉😆
Orkut pai ladki patayi
facebook pe baat chaliyee
twitter par mom se milaya
google pe shadi kaarli
yahoo pe divorce ho gayaa
isi bahane COMPUTER COURSE ho gayaa😲
3 Other Companies Are After Me.
Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?😲
Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
N
Credit Card...!!

Husband: can u be the moon of my life? 😉
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!😳
.
.
Husband: Great! then'.😡
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me.