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Against everyone else here, I find fault with Ashutosh only.
Poor Mallika was roaming around on the Lucknow streets in half mad state (in her sequel-2) and now sulking for her fate on her own in a remote hospital... (sequel-3)...
It was all the mistake of Ashutosh and Nidhi to do ' khud ke pairon pe kulhaadi maar'...
Khair...it may prove ' khud ke pairon ke upar kulhaadi maar' for my self, if I go on... with so many Deepas around... chup chup..😉😉
On retrospection, I understood she doesnt need to worry about Ashutosh...he will any way come on his own...
>> whether it was the excuse No 1:'Nidhi told me to do' ,
>> excuse No 2: 'Purani dosti ke naate'
or
>> excuse No 3: 'to check how she is doing' once in a while...( 'WHILE' can be everyday to once in a week I think!!😉)
All that she has to bother now is about her own protection from Jagan in that aloof Bangalow...
She has to find some self help techniques...
She is physically not in a condition to learn martial arts or any such sort of a thing... Then, what should she do ???
She got a fully furnished house... and I am sure she has got a DVD player too...
1. Make a 'Chitti the Robot' ('Robot' --http://www.imdb.com/news/ni4652713/) and teach all the fist fight techniques, running parallelly on the trains, multiplying thousand folds on its own...
She can programme and use Chitti for her medical check ups too...
... Better if she finds a useless robot in the attic ... tight nuts and bolts, do some small changes and train it for WWF game ('Real steel' --http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433035/)
Thats all...Bhaago... Jagan...
2. Read all about Gandhi-ism
and develop patience. (Lagey Raho Munnabhai -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456144/)If Jagan slaps on her right cheek, she would show her left cheek to do the same... If Jagan abuses her with all those prohibited words, she would gift him 'Bhagvad Gita'
in return along with a glass of water... One day surely, Jagan will be a changed person totally...3. Sit and practice light music -- vocal... (Gumnaam -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247394/)
No need of any special make up.. Bas, add two white sarees in the groceries list and hand it over to Ashutosh, when he visits next to check whether everything is fine with her...
Just sing 'Gumnaam hai koi' and roam around the balcony , you will find Jagan's unconscious body -- out cold .....
Let alone Mallika, he will never even think of uttering the name India even...
on me, if I find a fault with Ashu
