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Fire Liar - Mallika
Liar Liar
Pants on fire
You are such a dire
Waste of a vamp-trier
Even BB seems to find you a false crier,
Wait Wait Vampire
You'll soon be a flat tyre,
As Nidhi will watch you retire 
Into your coffin stewing over a pyre 
Home Fire - Ashutosh
Dr. you opened your home 
To a gnome 
And let her roam
In and out of your dome 
A man who wrote his wife a love poem 
Is bitten by an evil syndrome 
That allows a tangled maniac mess
to comb 
to comb Your thoughts to a murky foam
Why else will you let your dear roam
In wee hours of the night not worried if she's in Rome
Wake up before you are dragged by
the vampire into the loam
the vampire into the loam Fire-Fighter 
Nidhi resting wearily on a bike 
Shattered by her husband's fiery bite 
Reached out to her pal who thought alike
Practical pal asked her to strike 
With a red hot iron, warlike
At the dreadful psyche 
Deciding not to share her plan over a mike
Nidhi disguised all her dislike
To become childlike
And send out many an invisible spike 
To get vampire to take a never- to- return hike
Kumkum Bhagya
