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Frutea-BB 
BB get out of your love for chaai
And lost dreams of bride Mallu Mai
At your age you should be a wise guy 
Instead of falling for that pesky fly
Oh! My My!!
You'd rather standby
And watch your grand child cry
Than burn the vampire with your angry eye
Nut Cracker Mallika
Oh!! What a joke
To think that knife can only poke 
Stop your silly attempts to get the Dr. Bloke,
All you do is croak, 
Ashutosh, Ashutosh to the folk
Everytime you spoke
You only invoke
A burning heatstroke
Hope you choke
And go up as black smoke
Fruit of Labour - Nidhi 
Pull out your war suit 
And chase your house bhoot 
Let the men at home toot toot
Don't give a hoot
In need of help we are there to recruit
Pull out the vampire's tooth
With a force that shakes the root
A resounding kick to the bhoot 
with the boot
with the boot Will bring back your love chants with a flute 
Nutty Professor - Ashu
Tut Tut Tut
Was that a cut
To make your brain shut
Can't you see a raving nut
Walking loose in your love hut
What you need is your wife's kick in the butt
To make those eyes, ears and brains in a rut
Open with a loud thut 
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
