If i was Nidhi...(fun Post)

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Posted: 13 years ago
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We saw two unbearable scenes today for any wife...

1.Mallu came and took Ashu away while he was playing such soulful Violin tune for his wife..

2.Mallu asked Ashu to comb her hair in front of Nidhi...

Now just imagine yourself as Nidhi..and give whacky funny ideas..you would have done to tackle Mallu..in such situations...

In first case...I would have gone to Mallu room with my hubby...sat very close to him while he played violin..And if she tried to touch him...would have pinched her hard ..šŸ˜†

In second case...I would have brought scissors and chopped her 'jungly' Hairs...šŸ˜†

Guys Its a Fun post Enjoy!!...

Add on your Ideas...

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Well ... my ideas..

a) For the violin .. i did hv.. smartly... cut off its string.. with a nail cutter or something so.. Ashu wuldn b able to play...šŸ˜‰

b) For the comb. .i did hv added WAX on it so when mallu goes to comb her hair gets waxed out ... 😈🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: rabzonedge

We saw two unbearable scenes today for any wife...

1.Mallu came and took Ashu away while he was playing such soulful Violin tune for his wife..

2.Mallu asked Ashu to comb her hair in front of Nidhi...

Now just imagine yourself as Nidhi..and give whacky funny ideas..you would have done to tackle Mallu..in such situations...

In first case...I would have gone to Mallu room with my hubby...sat very close to him while he played violin..And if she tried to touch him...would have pinched her hard ..šŸ˜†

In second case...I would have brought scissors and chopped her 'jungly' Hairs...šŸ˜†

Guys Its a Fun post Enjoy!!...

Add on your Ideas...

Rabzie was just going to shut down when I saw this post. I was expecting something serious and lo what did I find.
Superb!!🤣 Loved both your ideas.
I would also accompany my husband and sing loudly ( can call it braying, screeching etc) so out of tune that Mallu will take both of us and leave us in our room and lock it from outside.
I will dutifully bring a brush soaked in chilli powder and ask Ashu to brush her hair. Her reaction will ensure that she will never again ask for a brush (even a tooth brush from Ashu).
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Superb Tanu and Wavy...Unique ideas...🤣🤣

wavy i am Gonna edit Title..Sab serious samajh lenge...I want to read many whacky ideas..good way to avoid Mallu Puraan...šŸ˜†

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Posted: 13 years ago
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1) i would have hugged and caressed hubby when he plays violin and if mallu sticks along will ask her to sleep or scare her telling jagan will come😈
2)in the name of GOD tonsure mallu,hubby will be pleased by my good heart but will get rid of bhoothni's hairšŸ˜‰
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: andkan

1) i would have hugged and caressed hubby when he plays violin and if mallu sticks along will ask her to sleep or scare her telling jagan will come😈

2)in the name of GOD tonsure mallu,hubby will be pleased by my good heart but will get rid of bhoothni's hairšŸ˜‰

@ bold..I am imagining Mallu..Cant stop laughing...🤣..Superb...

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Posted: 13 years ago
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good post rabz...

in the first scenario, i would say lovingly to Ashu, "suniye jee...bichari DR. mallika ki tabiyat kharab, aap unhe koi achi so lori type ki dhun baja ke sula dijiye...phir hamare paas toh poori umra padi hai... aap jaiye main aapke liye adrak wali chai banake lati hoon...taki aap fresh ho sake mallikaji ko sambhalne ke liye..."
in tthe second scenario..."mere paas ye new comb pada hai...toh dr. mallika ko mera use kiya hua comb deneki kya zaroorat hai.." and would hand over a brush/comb with very sharp bristles or whatever they r called
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Mallu is a perfect model for

>> Lycil ( removal of lice in the head) shampoo

and

>> 'kaya' clinic's before wali ad..

I would call these two companies to shoot the ad for free..
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Pour a bucket full of acid on mallu's head...na rahegi mallu, na rahenge uske baal...aur na rehega uska emotional atyachaar😔.
I know its lil too harsh but what mallu is doing is not fair either
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: sshirley

good post rabz...

in the first scenario, i would say lovingly to Ashu, "suniye jee...bichari DR. mallika ki tabiyat kharab, aap unhe koi achi so lori type ki dhun baja ke sula dijiye...phir hamare paas toh poori umra padi hai... aap jaiye main aapke liye adrak wali chai banake lati hoon...taki aap fresh ho sake mallikaji ko sambhalne ke liye..."
in tthe second scenario..."mere paas ye new comb pada hai...toh dr. mallika ko mera use kiya hua comb deneki kya zaroorat hai.." and would hand over a brush/comb with very sharp bristles or whatever they r called

Thanks Shirley and hilarious add ons..šŸ˜†

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