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Posted: 13 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: fanktlk

@sshirley

B) Do you think, Ashu would like to name his daughter after Mallika?😲
🥱
This is a trick question in more than one ways:
Ashu ko beti ho vo bhi with nidhi is impossible - malluma kabhi permission hi nahi degi
if u r thinking of the not-so-remote possibility of ashma daughter, then also, its a trick q - ma beti dono ka same naam - confusing hoga na

👍🏼 I am not even in the grading committee... but i give you a ⭐️ for this 👏

Thx a lot ktlk fan, but m still ducking under the table awaiting mudra mam's grading...hum ko test paper deke vo kahi ghumne to nahi nikal gayin?
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Posted: 13 years ago
#32
Hey dear ..thanks for taking the test... time is ticking... dead line Monday morning...

Buck up...

BTW, I am fully enjoying the teacher's 'Haq' to enjoy while students sweat...😉

(Scouting around for house hunting again!!! weekends are horrible...)
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Posted: 13 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: sshirley

Thx a lot ktlk fan, but m still ducking under the table awaiting mudra mam's grading...hum ko test paper deke vo kahi ghumne to nahi nikal gayin?



Hahahhahahahaaa ...Grading is a very difficult work dear... If you fail some student, You have to write ten different apology letters and 100 explanations why you have done so...
See, How difficult this Teacher's job is...😉😆
Edited by mudraswathi - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: Sujatha.rao


Sorry Dear... you were doing extraordinarily well till now... But I have to detain you for two reasons...

1. You tried to give 'ghoos' to your teacher
2.Ghatiya ghoos.

Soon your report card will be sent to your parents




Teacherji...anything but that...my parents will make me watch KTLK all through next week as punishment...!



See, the repercussions...

(Tip: Next time offer me.. wedding DVDs... Priyanka's wedding is my all time fav. Second best is AshNi's)
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Posted: 13 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: fanktlk

@sshirley

B) Do you think, Ashu would like to name his daughter after Mallika?😲
🥱
This is a trick question in more than one ways:
Ashu ko beti ho vo bhi with nidhi is impossible - malluma kabhi permission hi nahi degi
if u r thinking of the not-so-remote possibility of ashma daughter, then also, its a trick q - ma beti dono ka same naam - confusing hoga na

👍🏼 I am not even in the grading committee... but i give you a ⭐️ for this 👏



Yes... this is a TRUE winner for me too...
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Posted: 13 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: mudraswathi



Yes... this is a TRUE winner for me too...

Thanks mam, but pl. give me my full report card, so that can come out from under the table - whole body aching
Edited by sshirley - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
#37
Originally posted by mudraswathi

OK guys... You must be thinking of freakin to movies / pubs / beaches and run away from our favourite late night - daily torture... No way.... here is the question paper... 😡
Your answers must be precise .🤓.. extra points and imagination will award you extra brownies..
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Ok Mudra here I go...But pls excuse me if I skip some questions...U see in my entire student career I have never ever completed any paper fully...Some tiny part has always been skipped by me...either for lack of time or lack of knowledge...

Question 1:
Answer using assumptions and clearly these questions test your creative imagination


A) Will Ashu bring Mallu home if he was not injured? 😕

Of course he would have brought her home...injury or no injury...after all Ashu-Mallu are soulmates aren't they? Courtesy KP ji...

B) Do you think, Ashu would like to name his daughter after Mallika?😲🥱

Yeh bhi koi poochne ki baat hai? But the million dollar question is w ill Mallu allow them to have one? Donon ke beech mein deewar banke toh khadi hai...Phir baccha kahan se hoga?

Question 2:
Analytical questions:


A) Ranga's dad is clearly appreciating the village belle's concern over Ranganath's health and well being..🤗 Would you think he will accept Anji only by her visible makeover?

Anjie is one determined girl...woh kuch bhi karegi lekin apne ranga ko toh woh paa ke hi rahegi...On one side Mallu is all out to get Ashu by hook or by crook...and on the other Anjie is out to manaofy her FIL and make him change his mind about his age-old notion that city gals do not make good wives as village belles do...

Question 3:
Read the following case studies and answer ...


A) Say, Nidhi wants to go back to work..

>> KGH cannot take her back (she was fired on the disciplinary grounds 🤢)

>> She cannot go to the second hospital also as the hospital management may not encourage the interns with impulsive behavior.😔

>> Jeevan Sandhya may occupy her, but will not give her the medical degree.
🤔

What is your take about her future plans and how should she fulfill her mother's dream?

Confusing question...Will come back to it after I finish the rest of the paper...

B) Mallika has done something:

>> A house worth few lakhs (at present not fit for human habitation) was artificially increased its price to be for 3 crores to accommodate Nidhi's needs. 😒

>> In doing so, Mallika lost all her hard earned money.😔

>> She gifted it to Ashutosh after her marriage ( handed over keys and documents after the registrar office), though she knew Ashutosh is not going to be hers.😭

>> She didnot complain to police
😲 and suffered the torture and abuse, though she had a chance (through the same maid, she could have informed police).

>> Mother of all these.. she waited for Ashutosh for 12 years.😕

All this description classify her into villainy or vampish or moron or dumb & dimwit ?


This can be answered by using the elimination method...Moi used to always use this method to answer MCQs...So 'moron' and 'dumb & dimwit' is ruled out as she is neither of those...Even villainy or vampish is not very suitable...so my option would be ...'None of the above'...I would simply call her a determined woman who is out to get what she wants irrespective of who she hurts in her attempt to do so...Like a successful businessman who walks over people in order to reach the top of the ladder...And if she is out to catch Ashu...then Ashu seems to be willing to be caught by her...As he is not resisting her at all...In fact he is allowing her to fall all over him...and is even encouraging her to do so...Reference: hugging her time and time again, telling her ur Ashu is there, and now even combing her hair...

Question 4:
Essay type question.


A) Give atleast ten (Ok I reduce to 5) differences between the age-gap and same-age marriages citing strictly the examples from the show only...😳


1) Same age couple would have no problem in deciding where to go to spend an evening....One would suggest the other would agree or pout...If one pouts the other would agree...and vice-versa...

2) Same age people would like to eat the same type of food...But in age-gap a burger would be considered junk food and bad for the health so would be looked down upon...

3) If Same age then husband and wife will decide their honeymoon destination together...Because of age-gap hubby leaves decision to wife...(to please her of course as she is young/or should I say to humour her?)...Then when she chooses a location he would never even go to in his wildest dreams he has to grin and bear it...and go along with his young wife's whims and fancies...

4) If same age husband would not sulk if wifey sleeps late but would join her in sleeping late...and say..."to hell with work today is my day to make out with my wife..."...But older man is a strict disciplinarian and has to get up at his fixed time and do everything as per set rules and time-tables...

5) If same age then who cares whether wife gets up and makes tea for family or not? If there is a servant the servant will make the tea and cook the food...Wife should only spend time with hubby...But older men need someone to fetch and carry for them, to do their bidding without grumbling...In common parlance they need more of a mother-figure than a wife...

6) This is for both pre and post-marriage...If same age then husband would be scared even to look at another girl leave alone bring her to his house...But an older man can do anything in the name of friendship and expect his young wife to grin and bear it all...

7) If they are of same age then the wife would not be expected to hesitate to bring her 'friend' home in retaliation to her husband doing the same...But a younger wife is expected to understand her older husband and not object to whatever he does in the name of friendship...She is expected to accept the fact that her husband because of his age puts friendship above love...He can see tears in the eyes of his young wife but not in the eyes of his 'friend'...even though the friend would have done many things in the past to hurt his love and even attempted to break them up...

8) Same age people do not hesitate to show their emotions in public but age-gap couples hesitate to even hold hands in public..leave alone hug...

9) If of the same age they would both be tech-savvy...so if they decide to spend time together at home then both would sit down with their Lappies doing whatever they want to do...But older age man does not believe in surfing the net...instead only wants to read medical journals...

10) One would want to listen to classical music and the other to modern music...The older husband would call modern music bakwaas and the younger wife would call olden music boring...

Phew...Got the 10 points...But at the expense of my brain being completely washed out...


OK guys & Gals.. your time starts now...TICK..TOCK..
____________________________________________________________________________________
Wow finished the paper at last.....But it was the toughest one I have ever had to answer...And true to my track record here also I have left one question unanswered...My brain is too exhausted to think of an answer to that question...If Teacherji permits will come back and answer it...when I have rested and refreshed my brains...

PS: Do let me know how i have fared Teacherji...Waiting for the results anxiously...
Edited by Mehek25 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
#38


love ur sense of humor ,mudra..
simply fabulous !

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Posted: 13 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: mudraswathi



Here is your report card...

Passed with Distinction

Wow...dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika dhinka chika 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Posted: 13 years ago
#40

Originally posted by: sshirley

Mudra mam, here i come ...but ducking under the table tilll i get my result card... never failed a test before so...ya ya i know, 'there is a first time for everything', but phir bhi dar toh lagta haina. .

Dont worry dear... If you have done home work well...😆

Question 1:
Answer using assumptions and clearly these questions test your creative imagination


A) Will Ashu bring Mallu home if he was not injured? 😕
What has injury got to do with it? the thing is, mallu ko dekhte hi ashu brain dead ho jaata hai...injury kya, he would bring mallu home even if he was on his deathbed and tell nidhi to give TLC as his last wish.

dear...dear...dear...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

B) Do you think, Ashu would like to name his daughter after Mallika?😲🥱
This is a trick question in more than one ways:

Ashu ko beti ho vo bhi with nidhi is impossible - malluma kabhi permission hi nahi degi
if u r thinking of the not-so-remote possibility of ashma daughter, then also, its a trick q - ma beti dono ka same naam - confusing hoga na
Oh My My... This answer alone will give you a A* for this entire paper...⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You found out the trick...
😆
Question 2:
Analytical questions:


A) Ranga's dad is clearly appreciating the village belle's concern over Ranganath's health and well being..🤗 Would you think he will accept Anji only by her visible makeover?
No... bauji ko ek shaher ki chhori (anji) itni pasand aa gayi hai ki ab unko trademark shaher ki chhori chahiye - someone like 'J' of DEK. Bauji says twirling his moustache, 'saara gaon dekhta reh jaayega ki shaher ki chhori byah laaye hain'

hahahahaha...bichari Anji... kal kya hoga khud ko nahi maloom...😉😆


Question 3:
Read the following case studies and answer ...


A) Say, Nidhi wants to go back to work..

>> KGH cannot take her back (she was fired on the disciplinary grounds 🤢)

>> She cannot go to the second hospital also as the hospital management may not encourage the interns with impulsive behavior.😔

>> Jeevan Sandhya may occupy her, but will not give her the medical degree.
🤔

What is your take about her future plans and how should she fulfill her mother's dream?

What dream? NIdhi: 'ye daktari kis chidiya ka naam hai? 🤣
Future plans: I am tempted to answer: she will bahao aansoo, but i get the gut feeling that you r looking for hatke answers like kpji so, will try to answer as follows:
while ashu is busy tending to mallika, nidhi will become the hottest item girl in b-town. if by a remote chance, ashma go to a disco and nidhi sees them, she will courteously greet them with 'hello uncle, hello aunty'

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ten on Ten
B) Mallika has done something:

>> A house worth few lakhs (at present not fit for human habitation) was artificially increased its price to be for 3 crores to accommodate Nidhi's needs. 😒

>> In doing so, Mallika lost all her hard earned money.😔

>> She gifted it to Ashutosh after her marriage ( handed over keys and documents after the registrar office), though she knew Ashutosh is not going to be hers.😭

>> She didnot complain to police
😲 and suffered the torture and abuse, though she had a chance (through the same maid, she could have informed police).

>> Mother of all these.. she waited for Ashutosh for 12 years.😕

All this description classify her into villainy or vampish or moron or dumb & dimwit ?


scraching my head helplessly- m too abodh to answer this question... thinking of cheating by asking kp's help, but ek prolbem, sorry problem hai...if i copy his answer verbatim, i will be caught in a sec. and i m not intelligent enuf to understand his answer and put it in my words. Instead of taking the risk of disqualificatioon, i wuld skip this q - kya hoga? thode marks hi katenge na - maybe i still get passing marks


Hahhaaahha ... aaj tak is question ka jawaab Mallika (read KP) bhi khud answer nahi kar paayi..

Question 4:
Essay type question.


A) Give atleast ten (Ok I reduce to 5) differences between the age-gap and same-age marriages citing strictly the examples from the show only...😳

Same Age couple :: Age gap couple
1. both parners go to bed and wake up at the same time :: one partner eats noodles at midnight and is late getting up and misses tea making, which irks the other partner so much that he spends the entire 4th day of his married life life sulking
2. Couple spend first few days and even months of their marriage romancing 24*7 :: elder partner spends first few days/months tending toi his best friend, while the younger partner looks on understandingly
3. whisper sweet nothings to each other :: elder partner whispers sweet nothing and reminisces old times with his barah saal purani dost and shouts at his 10-day-old wife and her elderly relative, while the young wife apologizes to him for her silently bearing him
4. cant stay away from each other, esp. when newly married :: the elder partner cant stay away from his friend and doesntt even spend 5 mins daily with his wife, and the young wife doesnt even have the choice to leave him.
5. lovers, spouse and soulmate can be used synonymously in their case :: lover and soulmate are entirely different in their dictionary...
uh huh sigh...finished with the toughest exam in my life...now, should i go out and reward myself with my fav cheesecake?


congratulations..You have answered so well...here is your reward...and your medal

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