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BAKWAAS TIMES
All those eagerly following KTKP know the special NO Contact Love that exists between the lead pair. Over the weeks, Munni has been desperately trying to get Handu to lay a finger on her... she got him to put the pendant on her, she cried buckets hoping he would wipe off her tears, she even declared him to be her HERO...but to no avail! Handu still refuses to touch her!
We at BT are moved by Munni's plight and have put forward this special issue of tips collected from our subscribers (and some our own contributions) to help her achieve her goal of getting close to her Handu!!
1. Give supari to a gang (or get Rohan and Armaan dress up as masked marauders) to kidnap them both and tied up together in a dark room.. in the middle of a jungle...
2. Get him to buy her a brooch this time and pin it on her!
3. Get them to play blind man's buff again with him blindfolded this time and she standing right in his path!
4. Volunteer to be the dummy for his demonstration of CPR to a bunch of interns in KGH!!
5. Have him demonstrate his newly bestowed superhero status by rescuing her from danger, like hanging off a steep cliff or jumping in a lake...
6. Tell him she wants to try on a new shade of lipstick... And proceed to do it On HIM!!
7. Take a leaf from Vampu's book and slash her wrists... marhampatti ke naam se at least wrist touch toh ho sakta hai!
8. Wear one of those backless blouses with strings undone... ask him to tie them!!!
9. Wear high heels and then pretend to sprain her ankle, and need support to even stand!
10. Wear a dark smudge or a ketchup stain on her face and pretend to be unable to wipe it off .. ask him to do the honours!
11. Take him to a crowded Mela ..where people can jostle them onto each other and carry some superglue to ensure they never come unstuck!
12. Spike his adrak waali chai with liberal doses of Ginseng!
13. Invent a mysterious ailment for herself that can be cured only by Handu Touch Therapy!🤪
14. Stand under a bhujia avalanche and have him help her brush it off!😆
15. Get baba to say, "Dr Ashutosh, mujhe is rishte se koi aitraaz nahi hai, par mujhe is baat ka dar hai ke mere naati kabhi janm lenge bhi ya nahi... Aap zara mujhe itminaan dila sakte hain is bare mein?"😉😛
16. Disguise herself as Armaan and say "Gale lag jaa, meri jaan!"🤗
17. Hide his stethoscope and tell him "My heart is making strange noises, doctor"!😳
18. Get Shehenshah (or one of the other kids) to get both of them kiss him at the same time and pay him a bomb to move away in the nick of time!! (inspired from countless Hindi movies!)😆
19. And the most important of all... Break both of Mr Bagair Dimples legs, and ensure he's out of action before attempting any of the above...
Please add your own ideas/ suggestions.. Lord knows Munni needs all the help she can get!😉😆
All those eagerly following KTKP know the special NO Contact Love that exists between the lead pair. Over the weeks, Munni has been desperately trying to get Handu to lay a finger on her... she got him to put the pendant on her, she cried buckets hoping he would wipe off her tears, she even declared him to be her HERO...but to no avail! Handu still refuses to touch her!
We at BT are moved by Munni's plight and have put forward this special issue of tips collected from our subscribers (and some our own contributions) to help her achieve her goal of getting close to her Handu!!
1. Give supari to a gang (or get Rohan and Armaan dress up as masked marauders) to kidnap them both and tied up together in a dark room.. in the middle of a jungle...
2. Get him to buy her a brooch this time and pin it on her!
3. Get them to play blind man's buff again with him blindfolded this time and she standing right in his path!
4. Volunteer to be the dummy for his demonstration of CPR to a bunch of interns in KGH!!
5. Have him demonstrate his newly bestowed superhero status by rescuing her from danger, like hanging off a steep cliff or jumping in a lake...
6. Tell him she wants to try on a new shade of lipstick... And proceed to do it On HIM!!
7. Take a leaf from Vampu's book and slash her wrists... marhampatti ke naam se at least wrist touch toh ho sakta hai!
8. Wear one of those backless blouses with strings undone... ask him to tie them!!!
9. Wear high heels and then pretend to sprain her ankle, and need support to even stand!
10. Wear a dark smudge or a ketchup stain on her face and pretend to be unable to wipe it off .. ask him to do the honours!
11. Take him to a crowded Mela ..where people can jostle them onto each other and carry some superglue to ensure they never come unstuck!
12. Spike his adrak waali chai with liberal doses of Ginseng!
13. Invent a mysterious ailment for herself that can be cured only by Handu Touch Therapy!🤪
14. Stand under a bhujia avalanche and have him help her brush it off!😆
15. Get baba to say, "Dr Ashutosh, mujhe is rishte se koi aitraaz nahi hai, par mujhe is baat ka dar hai ke mere naati kabhi janm lenge bhi ya nahi... Aap zara mujhe itminaan dila sakte hain is bare mein?"😉😛
16. Disguise herself as Armaan and say "Gale lag jaa, meri jaan!"🤗
17. Hide his stethoscope and tell him "My heart is making strange noises, doctor"!😳
18. Get Shehenshah (or one of the other kids) to get both of them kiss him at the same time and pay him a bomb to move away in the nick of time!! (inspired from countless Hindi movies!)😆
19. And the most important of all... Break both of Mr Bagair Dimples legs, and ensure he's out of action before attempting any of the above...
Please add your own ideas/ suggestions.. Lord knows Munni needs all the help she can get!😉😆
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