Date : 09/05/2017
This is after Dev comes to the room after he hears Isshu talking about his failed relationship with Sona...
Dev : Sonakshi, Sonakshi...tumhe pata hai maa maamiji se kya keh rahi thi??????????
Sona : oh God lagta iske baaloan ki tarah iska dimaag bhi ab iske ghutne tak pohunch hi jayega...Dev sabse pehli baat to tum mujhe please mere poore naam se bulana band karo...you know it's annoying...aur doosri baat, mujhe kaise pata hoga ki tumhari maa tumhari maamiji se kya baatein kar rahi thi...mujhe thodi na aadat hai tumhare jaise doosroan ki baatein sunne ki...😡
Dev : apni philosophy jhaadna band karo aur meri baat suno...maa keh rahi thi ki hum dono aise Soha keliye ek saath reh rahe hain to kahin humara rishta phir se na ban jaye...par khargosh, unhe bhala aisa kyun laga hoga?😕
Sona: obviously, kyunki woh tumhari maa jo tehri...unhe cheejein assume karna accha lagta hai... aur kam to tum bhi nahin ho...apne inn floppy baaloan ke jaise apne jazbaat har jagah lehrate jo ghoomte ho...yeh jo din bhar mujhe pyaar se dekhte rehte ho unhe to pat chalna hi tha...mujhe to lagta hai ki tumne hi unhe yeh idea diya hoga...😡
Dev: hello...main tumhe pyaar se dekhoon ya nafrat se...it's none of your business ok...aur main koi sabka dimaag control to nahin kar sakta!!!!!!!!!!mujhse toh mera heart bhi nahin control hota...ðŸ˜
Sona : ofcourse kar sakte ho...tumhe pata hai tumhara woh police waala dost still calls me bhabhi coz he thinks we are still together...😉
Dev: haan to tumne hi use hint diya tha...mere liye sorry bolkar...bhool gayi kaise haq jataya tha tumne uss din...waise agar mujhe dimaag hi control karna hota to sabse pehle tumhara dimaag control karta...phir tum mere pyaar mein paagal hoti, mujhse kabhi alag nahin hoti, mere liye lambe baal rakhti, aur humare bohot saare bacche hote...😳
Sona: seedhe seedhe bolo ki tumhe mere baal lambe chahiye kyunki log ab hum dono ki hair length compare karne lage hai all thanks to your floppy hair...aur tumhe bohot saare bacche isiliye chahiye the taaki tumhari maa apne asal ka sood gin gin ke thak jaati aur apne calculations ke bojh ke tale dab ke marr jaati...waise shampoo kaunsa lagate ho...mere baal to badhte hi nahin...tumhare to din b din badhte hi jaa rahe hai...sambhal jao, warna log kahin tumhe best actress ka inaam na dede...😆
Dev : dekha isiliye main kehta hoon...ki Golu hi mere liye best hai...kamse kam woh mujhe complex to nahin deta...aur daant bhi nahi lagata...ðŸ˜