Well, I was thinking with all the twists and turns, uncertainties that lies ahead for KRPK, would it not be great if a KRKP fan calls God for help ...this is another figment of my wild imagination going astray once again...during the weekend.
Ring Ring Ring
Voice Mail: Good Morning. Thanks for calling our Helpdesk hotline. We are sorry, all our Angels are busy attending to other Sinners. Your call is important to us but don't get swell headed at that!. Please stay on line and we will attend to you shortly, hoping of course that you would hang up ...really hang up and spare us.!
KRKP fan meanwhile was biting her fingernails , with what that was left and was now in danger of sinking her teeth into the flesh...probably losing a finger or two in the nerve racking moment of waiting ...just then the phone got connected
God: Hello, this is the almighty lord speaking. How may I help you?
KRPK fan : Oh er...Hello god...Thank god... ! You took ages to answer and I thought you guys went for a break or something and forgot about me...
God : Actually we were having a KIT-KAT break from people like you, but looks like you are like a dog that bites and never let go...so Shoot, what the hell is so freaking important that you have to call us around the clock 24/7!
KRPK : I am super worried about KRKP!!! I am very scared...cant sleep...too scared...
God : KRPK? Sorry, don't get you..is that a new bus station?
KRPK FAN : NO! It's a TV serial in Sony starring Shaheer and Erica. I thought you knew.. you have all the latest updates don't you? It's a show so famous that it does not fetch any trp but everyone is talking about it! Surely you must have heard about it!
God :You think we are very free is it? So what the hell do you want me to do about it? I don't have time for this stuff. I am busy with so many people calling me about the UK exit from EU and you are calling me about a TV serial???. Do you even know what priorities are? C'mon give me a break! Get a life will you!
KRPK fan : Well I don't care about UK and EU...all I care about is KRPK Show and I want some answers now!!!
God : Like what? , Mike , whatever your name is . You have 5 minutes , that's it , to present your case. Shoot! I have better things to do than discuss about some TV stuff. Hey get going!..I am waiting.
KRPK: Well here is the thing... I am worried...about what is going to happen...I hear a break up is coming soon in KRPK
God: So? Let it be...I am sure they will work things out...just watch the show and panic later with the rest.! I will join you as well.
KRKP: But that's the whole point...how can I enjoy watching it knowing the break up is just around the corner. My poor heart will not be able to take it.
GOD : Then don't! Seriously ... you have to call me for that...?
KRKP: baahhh waaahhh
God: What the hell? Ok.. What break up? Give me a moment to see all the episodes...ok watched. So What's the problem ?
KRPK: Are you deaf? I Just said I am worried about the break up and you asking me again what's the problem?
God: Hey hello...manners.. I don't like the tone of your voice...so well the break up...where did you get the idea that they will break up? You like to shed some light into this?
KRPK FAN : Well, they confessed just a couple of weeks ago...and then well you saw right, the mother is not going to accept the relationship ...so what else is there but break up only ???Dont you see, there is no way out!. I don't want a break up yet! I want them to be together for a long time! Pls do something. Anything...I want Devaskhi to be together...forever...plzzz
God: I don't understand you ...let me peep into your activities ...Hey! Looks like you are worried for every small things and like to work yourselves into frenzy or cardiac arrest each time with your predictions which often never come true! Why do you do this to yourself?
KRPK : I don't understand what you are talking about?
God : Oh really? Dont pretend... ...Like the rain scene...wait a minute...I am reading the comment here...on a picture posted of Dev and Sona in the rain...oh really, "why is Dev drenched in the rain , his -Tshirt plastered to his skin ...Must be the break up..." And more predictions... Looks like you worked yourself into a pure madness convincing that the rain scene was a break up.!
Seriously how often do you see a guy waiting for a girl in the rain , drenched, with all his upper torso clearly visible and looking sooo damn hot and sizzling ...comes for a break up.? I would break down looking at him like this.! Chill will you! Enjoy the show...live for the moment!
KRPK : I don't want a BREAK UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You get that?
God : My god. You have lost it! stop yelling! You are giving me a headache!. God I hate you. There are another bunch of you asking me to kill the fly and another to control the snakes and ghosts, kidnappings of family members, and then you... Phew! Ok let me get this straight. I am lost here... . I am a bit confused...Weren't You also complaining only last week, that there were too many repetitive romance scenes and the dude was neglecting his work and , this and that,,blah, blah, and his business empire will crash... and now you want to prolong it...?What's with you ? Make up your mind !
KRPK fan : Well, I changed my mind. I want them to romance again...anything but no break up.. I just cant handle it...its too soon. They just confessed after almost the 80th episode and so soon break up.. This is unacceptable! I wont allow it! I need you to help me here...pls god, plz
GOD:FINE!!!! Have you heard any contrary information that might have corrupted you to this belief?
KRPK : Wow, that is too deep for me to understand...what's the question again?
GOD: Think carefully. Please remember that corrupting information can come in many forms such as word of mouth advertising, through constant gossip from housewives, gossip columns, tabloids, newspaper articles, social media, nothing to do worrywarts like you, fortune tellers like you, mind readers like you , misleading SBS,MM articles, trailers, unreliable new promos, precap, unexpected daily episodes? Have your ears, eyes downloaded anything that might have construed as corrupting for you to be in this state of mind. So take your time and which of this made you so scared? C'mon its not rocket science .. you know the answer man!
KRPK : Whoa...that's a lot to digest...I think almost everything you just mentioned, I think
GOD : I have a solution to relieve you from your pain?
KRPK: Yayyy...no break up. You are going to solve my problem
God : Mike ...why don't you use the remote button on your TV and switch channel to watch something else, like discovery channel, BBC LIFESTYLE...there are no twists and turns on such programmes and your mind will not play any tricks! Watch safe programmes. This is more suitable for you ...
KRPK: I am really disappointed with you...I thought you can help but you really need to get your act together. What's the point of being a god but you cant help me!
GOD; Oh, so now its my fault is it? Ok FINE. There will not be a break up! You Happy now!
KRPK : Whaaat there's NO break up??? But how's that possible? I read that there's a break up. You are wrong! The promos indicates that...You are so wrong!!!
GOD : Now you sound like as if you want the break up... holy cow what do you want, "you confused utterly lost fan.!!! Even if the producers are not intent on the break up, you with your hyper imagination will surely break them apart! So what is it to be ? Break up or no break up???
KRPK : Why do I feel a cold chill behind my back suddenly...I feel something bad is gonna happen...I knew it ! I knew it!
GOD: Mike..Mike...you really need help...That's because you left your fridge door opened! Turn around and check for yourself.! Gosh do I have to do everything here? Help me out here will you?
KRPK: Oh ok ok I must have left it opened when I left my credit card in the freezer.
God: OMG...really...a credit card inside the fridge...Ok tell me again why I am still talking to you? On second thoughts... don't! I don't want to know!
KRPK: You haven't answered my question..still
GOD: What! I did!
KRPK: DID NOT. DID NOT , DID NOT.! YoU DIDNNNT!
GOD : For the last time, I am telling you I have no idea where you come up with this thoughts of yours. Why cant you just watch the show instead of asking too many questions? Devakshi are now romancing right..? RIGHT? Answer me, before I hit you with the Wine bottle you have in the fridge!
KRPK : Well Yes..
God: Then what's your problem dude?
KRPK: ,... but I cannot help but think that this is short lived and soon they will break up.
GOD : But why are you preparing for the worst. Enjoy the moment .What if there is no break up? Have you thought about that? Did it occur to that brain of yours...ooops what am I saying,..you don't have one...what little there was left , is no longer there...I can see that clearly from where I am sitting. Now.. I know why...you are like this...
KRPK : No you don't understand...everyday I go thru the torture and torment, that the break up will happen and it doesn't. ...but I know it will .The uncertainty is killing me...did you see how many crying emotions I have on my thread? And I need to know exactly when... so that I can use the maximum cry emotions .
GOD: If it bothers you that much, Why don't you just call the producers and ask them to put you out of your misery, MIke?
KRPK : I tried ...They don't want to take my calls
GOD:I don't blame them...how many times do you call them in a day?
KRPK : Not many about 999 times...and I tweet, also..about 1000 times...
GOD: Yup , don't blame them at all...for avoiding you...my records here shows that you have been stalking us for the longest time and one of our angels died due to dehydration, while explaining to you that we are not in charge of the shows as we have a much bigger show to run, the reality show..!
KRPK: So, what is to be ...?
GOD: Why cant you just shut your fraying thoughts for a while, just watch the show, whatever name it is and keep your mind from wandering into unnecessary paths. In another word. Just watch it and see how it goes...don't think so much. You are far too weak.!
KRPK : Sorry, I cant do that...I just cant do that.. I am not programmed to behave like that. I cant enjoy the present without knowing what is going to happen in future. ,I NEED TO KNOW!!!! And I want all to be miserable. If I am miserable I want everyone to be miserable. I don't want anyone to be happy...you get that?
God: In that case, You should be calling Lucifer, not me...look here's the number...it's a 666 but you have to dial 999 first...to get free talk time.. I figured you are gonna need that a lot! We have a special package with the telco...for people like you.
KRPK:NOOO! You have to make it right...Pls pls. help me...I don't know who else to turn to.
GOD: EXCUSE ME , its not my problem ok! Now hangup and let me do my work!.
KRPK : No, no ,No., not until you solve this...I aint going anywhere...
God Ok fine...the break up will happen, just as you predicted but not for now.
KRPK : What !!!! But how long are they going to be romancing...I will get sick watching that!
God : For crying out aloud before I send Lucifer to take your life...God where is he when you need him the most...Oh ok there were some requests to kill Radha Rani...when will he understand that she is just a character and he is wasting too much time plotting ways to get rid of her. Ok where was I...Ya...you are not happy with whatever I do. When I say there is not break up...you want one and when I say there will be one and you say you don't want that...will you listen to yourself! You are never happy with anything. Always complaining! Nothing to do is it? Listen, Look just go with the flow Mike. Look at the bigger picture ...turn your complains into compliments...And be positive! Its a good promising show...
KRPK : Well I am waiting. I still want a break up and then later they get together and then again a break up...and then ...I love it!
God : Ok looks like, whatever I said is not working. You are far too gone to be saved even from yourself , you know that right ? ok...you just wait there...
Lucifer...will you please stop drenching that Radha rani in colorex. That wont kill her...you need some explosives ...leave her... I have something else for you ...someone else...to take quite swiftly...
KRPK: Who is Lucifer? You keep talking about him...is he your brother?
GOD : No my stepbrother , he helps me to remove some people and mostly I talk him out but sometimes, I need him to go the extra mile to take care of people like you, who are a constant pain for everyone...don't move...stay where you are ...we are coming soon!
KRKP: I am not going anywhere...
God: Good, now come closer...no a bit closer where I can see your face... Hmmm...
Relax...Laaambi Saas Lo! Lucifer..she is all yours now!
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