3rd Natchathira nayagi - Page 2

1. you are known to be the queen of controversies...it is said everytime you open your mouth you ably put your foot inside.

a. how do you manage to do that over your thoppai?
Very easy. You carry your right leg very high, you grip your chair and then bend your leg towards your mouth....if you can't bring your foot to your mouth, then bring your mouth to your foot....ask Prabhu and Sunder, I am an expert at this!!!!

b. do you put your "kushboo slippers" in as well???
Definitely. Might as well do it with class.

c. does the "boo" which is a part of your name come from the way you smell or is it your BO? or is it to frighten people??
My BO is Prabhu - Boyfriend Only. I smell like a flower. Haven't you heard of the song Koodaiyile Thalam Poo? And you call yourself a journalist?

2. you have been named after idlis, gulab jamuns, and jaangiris. all of which are round, plump, food??? at least in food you could have been named after breadsticks,oma podi etc....your comments.
Breadsticks, omapodi....enna nakkal ah?? Why would I want to choose stick food? Even my food should be plump, meaty, full of substance....like me.....stop snickering, mamoi!!

3. you made a remark on premarital sex and thankar bachchan made some unsavoury remarks...which must have been a bitter pill considering what he was to you. please comment
Err, what was he to me? I am genuinely puzzled...he was just a prick in my side.....thorn pricks, you know....what was going through your filthy mind?

4. if shreya sends you many of her dresses will u make a patchwork blouse or something and wear it in you next jack pot episode???
She has to send many, many of her handkerchieves....sorry, dresses. Then we'll see.

5. the latest controversy around you is bcos you sat cross legged when all leaders and VIPs in the dais wished and greeted Thiruma. do you think the tamil people expect you sit a bit spreadeagled, or maybe do a sharon stone??? do you think that would got you accolades???
I did a Sharon Stone for a Tamilian, you know....one Prabhu??? And they built a temple for me. Imagine if I did for the Tamil people....

Hmm...thank you for that pointer, journo. Maybe I could achieve what Sonia Gandhi never could.....titillate (pun intended) the Tamils, then the whole of India...

ms kushboo...i shall be back with more kostins for you.

3. a .Everybody from (Amitabh Bachchan to Vikram) has done a drag role. What movie actor does the best 'drag?'

Kamal Hassan....Avvai Shamugi....and from behind, he looks like me....not the front though....my "two" assets are real. Mamoi, stop snickering.

b. What is it with these men …why do they always want to get into a skirt???

Honey, I'd be worried if they did not want to get into a skirt!!!!

4. When "Like a Virgin" by Madonna was released in November 1984 were you one?

You mean, was I a Madonna? But of course....they built a temple for me, did they not? (That was the crux of your question, wasn't it?) Mamoi, stop snickering.

5. If you could give one tamill actor/actress/politician a slap in the face. Who would it be? And why???

Oh, it has to be that dumb Perarasu. Have you heard the dialogues he makes his actors churn out? E.g. Vijay in Sivakasi...wish I could hug Perarasu....I'd crush his skinny bones like Bhisma crushing a twig. Koodukura arey-le avan elamba mattan.

6. What would you do if the phone rang, and when you picked up the receiver you heard "Hello? Prabhu speaking"?

"You took your time to come back this time
The grass has grown under your feet
In your absence I've changed my mind
And someone else is sitting in your seat
I know that I said there be no-one else
I know that I said I'd be true
But baby - I've burned out cupid's arrow
And here's the short and the narrow
I've nothing left to offer you
All cried out
You took a whole lot of loving for a handful of nothing
All cried out
It's hard to give you something when you're pushing and shoving me around

So don't look surprised there was no disguise
You knew where I stood from the start
So stop - look around you
You're right back where I found you
Take back your cold and empty heart

All cried out
You took a whole lot of loving for a handful of nothing (well, I am not sure that he was handful of nothing; credit must be given where due )
All cried out
It's hard to give you something when you're pushing and shoving me around"

The singer is Alison Moyet. A BWWA - a Big Woman With Attitude - like me. Did you say something, mamoi? 😡Athu.

7. I think Angelina Jolie is a incredible Actress. DO you agree? And would you agree to act with her in a movie where her hero is Surya and yours is Michael Jackson??? Reasons??
Your journos are weird.....I don't think Miss Jolie is an incredible actress....she has incredible lips though....if only Jennifer Aniston went for botox injections on her lips. It would also be easy to say no to a movie with her....MJ notwithstanding....do you realise that both of them are weird in their own way? That's a combo made in Weirdness Heaven....besides I have my roots in the South and in the South I will stay. (Also I am worried she might set her sight on my mamoi...)

8. Who was or is your favorite movie mother? Are you ready to fill in her shoes????

Sujatha....I can't....her size is too small, my feet will not fit her shoes. Mamoi, stop snickering. That was what the journo meant, wasn't it??!!!