Please do not throw old shoes at us as your buddy Anu is not opening the Adda today, but you can all throw Chavvanis. We wanted to promote and kick-start our brand new business, and what better platform than the Adda. Thank you a lot Anu for giving us your Adda for a day. Minnie and Me are very grateful to you. And, rest of you, dress-up in the best black dress and make a bee-line. The Tour of the Millennium Starts Today.
(The Adda Title: "Unspoken Words" by Anu and Image in this post thanks to the creativity of Karishma)
Minnie & An Company Unlimited
Presents
Punji Jail Tours
Punji in Jail, All Hail and Wail
There finally comes a time,
When we hear the ring of the dime,
We sprint to start a new venture,
Unveil for all the Breathing Placid Picture
View of Punji is on sale,
Miss It and Punji will never get a bail
It's Simple
Pay the highest price,
To get the biggest view prize!
Minnie & An Company Unlimited brings to you the much awaited Punji Jail Tours. The Tour is one of its Kind because WE have the Best Devilish Mind. We offer you the Best View of the Extremely Popular and High on Demand Jailbird -- Punji.
Yes, the same rich lad who hated women all his life and then fell head over heels in love with a beautiful lass. The chirpy lass took his hand and showed him the splendour and beauty of life. The dark clouds of misunderstanding hovered for a while and the passionate lad felt cheated and destroyed the sand castle of their love.
The night he realized his mistake, he almost lost her forever. His pure new born soul made a promise to her sleeping soul. He gave up his life to live her life and became the visible shadow to protect her from all the adversities. The lad even snubbed his proud and calculating father and walked away without any remorse.
Punji willingly became the pauper in spite of being the crown prince of a flourishing empire. Arohi came to the city of dreams to become the singing sensation. Punji followed her to ensure that she sleeps on bed of roses and achieves her dreams. He plucked and burned all the thorns without blowing his own trumpet.
Lots of forgettable drama happened and Punji also stepped in and out of his now home, the dungeon, and he almost killed the then evil man Karu. Sooner or later, your good deeds do pay off, and Punji was soon rewarded with bountiful of unconditional love. Arohi started wearing new glasses and clarity of vision was restored. She saw the signs of Punji's true love and his sacrifices. A man made fire finally burned all the bridges, and she kissed him like an ardent maniac.
Love throws plenty of challenges and lovers have to overcome each challenge before they can open doors to the Forever Together Paradise. Arohi failed to clear the tricky challenge round and succumbed. She ditched Punji who was standing at the marriage altar, and took a U-turn and knocked at the doors of the now good Karu.
Karu and Arohi were all set to get the tag of "Just Married" when Punji killed Arohi's father to stop the most happening news of the bland season. A Passionate Lover, a Handsome Killer, and a Serene Jailbird: He is the Deadly Combination Called Punji.
If you miss the Silver, Golden and Platinum Opportunity, you all are Doomed because He is Simply The Best Expressive Beauty on Offer in the whole wide world. Do not Let the Once in a Lifetime Opportunity Go Waste and Jump in with your Potli of Chavvanis before Ganga Mata Helps Him Jump Out.
What we Offer
- We offer the best tours in town to watch the most prized catch, the Jail Bird Punji. Sometimes his Jail House Rocks -- if you are lucky enough to be around when he does Punjance in his cell -- and that makes for a breath-taking and rolling on the floor view.
- His tranquility will make you numb and you can touch the raw emotions without touching.
- The Adonis ditched by Aphrodite.
- A Unique Often Seen Case of Lover Boy Accidentally turned Killer.
- Ganga Mata in white as your guide cum ally. She will be playing tape-recorder all the time.
- Our Packages:
- Silver Package: For 25 Chavvanis, you can watch Punji from a little-very far and you can bat your eyelids.
- Gold Package: For 50 Chavvanis, you can watch Punji up close, bat your eyelids, sigh a little and smile without showing your teeth. You are also allowed to wave goodbye.
- Platinum Package: For 75 Chavvanis, you can watch Punji up and close, bat your eyelids, sigh unlimited, smile away to glory, and you are allowed to whisper hello and bye. You can also take picture with him-- he inside the cell and you outside.
Our Product Eyes Speak Volumes and Discount Will Hurt his Doe-Eyes and our Bank Balance. Do not ask for one when we do not offer one to protect the already broken heart of your dearest and unshaven Punji.
Additional Offerings:
Snacks and Drinks: The queue is long and you would like to munch while you wait for the view. We offer the best Punji snacks and cold drinks.
Yummy Punji Pop Corns: 5 Chavvanis
Chilled Punji Cold Drinks: 5 Chavvanis
Peppery Punji Samosa (1 piece): 3 Chavvanis
Hot Sugary Punji Jalebis (2 piece): 6 Chavvanis
Crispy Punji Chips Packet: 7 Chavvanis
Dark-White Punji Chocolate: 10 Chavvanis
Buttery Punji Chicken Legs (2 piece): 10 Chavvanis
Since tears are welcome on the tours
Box of tissues (10 tissues + 2 *free*): 5 chavvanis (limited time offer, while supplies last)
Bucket for tears (1 piece): 10 chavvanis
Dark glasses (1 piece): 8 chavvanis
Emergency make-up kits (included tear proof mascara): 12 chavvanis (every girl gotta look only the best)
Souvenirs and Gifts: Buy them and you will treasure them all your life. A man like him was never born and will never be born again. He comes from the extinct race of sacrificial lambs
Punjance dance CDs: 20 chavvanis
Punji fancy dress photo album: 20 chavvanis
Best of Punji's harmonica tunes and songs : 20 chavvanis
Punji Jail Bird magnets: 10 chavvanis
Punji Frankenstein wigs: 15 chavvanis
Punji Jail House Rock T-shirts: 10 chavvanis (Sizes S to XL available)
Rules and Regulations to Follow:
- Dress-code: Only Black
- No eye-locking and giggling
- No touching and pulling
- No breaking lines or falling in love
- No asking water from Ganga Mata's earthen pot
- No screaming I love you
- No screaming marry me at any times
- No credit or discounts applicable, all payments in chavvanis only
- You must sing aloud All Hail and Wail Punji in Jail (to make Punji feel special)
- No photography allowed in the jail, photos inclusive in certain packages see promotions for details
- No eatables and beverages allowed from outside
- Follow the rules strictly or Punji will Kill you too
We do not discriminate. If you have chavannis, the best view is yours.
Our Address: Minnie & An Company Unlimited
Near the Dilapidated Building of BT Mumbai Jail.
We are Open 24x7
Meet Minnie and An. SOON Before MOON Says Hello
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