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roshaniD

@roshaniD

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#1021

Heyyy Fellow law abiding citizens of ML...I am here with a joke ...enjoyyy

"TENJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

This is funny ... Because it is TRUE!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

In order to continue getting-by in (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUTTS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here it goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today...

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: "...What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so.."

Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tenjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUTTS' "...
(Thank you very much)

And you do, don't you!

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imtiaz

@KMH-NASHA

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#1022

aksh and kavya just read the court thread.wow guYs where do u guys get this energy from.it was hard reading it how did u manage to write it. aksh keep this up u r making our job easy thanks.

Edited by MARYADAFAN - 14 years ago

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tehreem

@tehreemm

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 14 years ago

#1023

I am on Arjuhi side why because the truth is beyond any proof or any evidence =))

May be a liar can win once but not always, in the end its the truth who always gets to win and I am more inclined towards siding the truth than arjuhi <333