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GEEE I am Back ... and people who are shy and don't like me bantering please disperse because I am back with the most Besharam , over rated , vulgar post of this forum . You just have to read the title and you know How dirty I am talking about :P it's GUTTER .. I mean welcome to my #3 MIND IN GUTTER post. I feel so happy writing it and you all feel so humorous reading it that I can't control myself from showing my Vulgar writing talents to you again and again.
This one is really special because now I have succeeded in VULGARISING your all's mind also because I have been requested by someone to write this one. I have written this a long back but I was waiting for a special opportunity to post this and now I have found one. THIS IS FOR YOU ATHI ON YOUR REQUEST AND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY(5thDec) ... LET"S GET DOWN AND DIRTY GIRL!!! hehehehe
So Now you will ask ki meri buri nazar ab kaunse scene pe padi so lemme tell you it's JULY 30 scene .. remember remember? Prem in orange sherwani , heer in pink saree and The Juneja is back with all the angst and love. That nose to nose conversation .. hayee rabba .. tubelights apne dimag ki batti jalao aur phir bhi na jali to no worries Youtube hai na .. Check here -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuUipDOytxw
Ok come back from your la la land. I know prem was looking smoking hot in that sherwani and no matter if he is married and EK bacchi ka papa u all still wanna jump him. Comeon guys accept it, Prem juneja is the Hottest guy and no matter if you call him heer ka pati and try to act sati savitri and stuffs, you people still have eyes for him and I know where all your eyes travel ( IDEA next gutter post and I will talk about a shirtless scene :P phir kiski kiski neeyat fisalti hai we will see)
The scene starts with prem looking at the pics and heer coming out of the room and I wonder why can't they ever come out of the room together or as a matter of fact why don't these two ever go to a room together and just do something .. all they do is talk .. cry and talk some more and after seeing it we all want to cry and cry and cry some more !!
Ok I must say the BG is superb and I knew this is going to be interesting. This is called The Prem Juneja Effect, he even doesn't touch the heroine and we all go ballistic. The famous lines of heer juneja starts - tum kya kar rahe ho ?, kyun kar rahe ho ? and here it was "TUM YAHA KYUN AAYE HO?"
Give the guy some slack girl, ek to wo Ash ke paas jaata hai to problem aur aaj to wo biwi ke paas aya hai to bhi problem? BANGS HEAD ON A WALL*
But prem being prem goes sarcastic on her In a very cute way "To kya karta heer kaha jaata apna dukhda leke tumhi ne meri shadi fix karai thi na jo roke se pehle tut gayi" ok I have to say this as much as I like when he goes all macho on her, but this is something hillarious. Ab shadi to roke se pehle tutni hi thi na kyunki tum to already shadi shuda ho. He is the only guy I know I guess whose wife is letting him go taste someone else and he is still rooting for his wife. The guys I know will run for the mountains if their wives let them.
So finally the first touch of the scene, he puts his head on her shoulder and haye rabba heer gets more agitated. Ok SERIOUSLY !! I would have kissed him, if he did that and would have jumped and taken him back to the room but alas! Anyway let's move on before I start dreaming about my suhaagraat and u all shower me with jutta and chappals!
And yeah next prem put his hands on her arm and makes her face him and the BG turns into sad "meri aankhen pyaar ka darpan chalke aankhen uss bin sajan" ok I have to say this DESH WAS DESH COZ OF IT"S EXCELLENT BACKGROUND SCORE. I mean yeah you the exact moment when prem is going to say something senti and we all will fall in love with him and his eyes some more. The man can speak a thousand words with just his eyes, no dialogues needed. Yeah so this is the reason I say I like the quieter and intense types more and prem juneja is the epitome of those characters.
Ok did u guys see the way he inclined his head a little closer to her, heehhe he is trying to invade her space and it seems real romantic and aggressive on the screen. I mean a guy should know what he is doing and be confident of himself and the next lines exactly tell us how confident he is of his effect on her.
"pehle jab tumhare kareeb aaya karta tha tab tumhe bahot accha lagta tha"
ok so basically I have a question "ye heer ke kareeb kab aya?" koi mujhe bata do please, mujhe to abhi bhi yakeen nahi hota ki uss 5 minutes Phingoli se chahat kaise paida ho gayi ...!! ok I wanna share something with you people and I know many of you has had the same experience, during this phase of KDMHMD I was something like 14 or 15 years old and I would watch all this really in a shy way looking here and there seeing if my parents are seeing this or not .. I mean yea DESH Was the hottest thing happening on tv and being a teenager I was so conscious of my suroundings and really shy. If some scene like this where they are like millimetres away is going on tv and by chance my mother TAPKAOING there I would change the channel and giggle like crazies and then I would have missed the scene and then again I would sit through 4-5 serials just to catch the re-telecast :P now I am glad I have YOUTUBE.let's not get diverted and talk about my silly antiques, FOCUS on them !!
The way he keeps on staring at her and she staring sideways is just intense. The guy even doesn't blink or for a second look here and there, he is just fixated on her as if asking her to turn towards him and look him in the eye and the dialogues "lekin pehle wala chehra jhukana aur sharmana kahi nahi jata" and she turns towards him and closer they come. Their nose almost touching hayee .. this is pure torture for us and prem inclines more closer as if something is pulling him. I donno how they did these scenes and such chemistry. The way everytime he inclines his head towards her it's almost like he is going to kiss her. Just see the video with a little concentration and you people will also feel the way I am feeling.
The next scene is epic .. heer looking downwards infront of the mirror and prem looking at her from her behind and we see the impression on mirror .. it's just beautiful.
"aakhir tum chahte kya ho?"
"chahat"
and the mood breaks, from the intense passionate prem juneja we see the whole scene shift and turn into the mocking prem juneja again, who says everything he wants to say to heer in a "GOLMOL" way
"matlab ek aisi ladki se shadi jo mujhe chahat jaisi beti de sake"
ab we all know what he means , comeon heer forgive the damn guy and go make another chahat for gods sake(if you won't then I will)
"tumhe to mere liye apni jaisi ladki dhundni chahiye , tumhari jaisi ladki , ek aisi ladki jo zindagi mein kabhi dubara palat kar na dekhe phir chahe uski poori zindagi kyu na peeche choot jaye , ek aisi ladki jo ek pal ke gusse me apni zindagi ke saari khushiyo ko bhool jaye, ek aisi ladki jo 6 saal ke umar ke pyaar aur 6 saal ki judaai ko 6 second mein bhool jaye , ek aisi ladki jo bhool jaye us insan ko aur uske pyaar ko jo uske liye bana tha aur uske liye mit jayega , ek aisi ladki jo uski bacchi ko uske baap se dur rakh sake , aur keh de ajnabee hai , jo apne zidd gusse aur narazgi ke sath aage badh jaye ,ek aisi ladki jise pyaar aur parivar ki phikr nahi honi chaiye, ek aisi ladki jo ek galti ki saza baar baar de sake .. zindagi saza ban jaye , tumhari jaisi ladki mil jaye to jodi ban jayegi"
oh my god those line at a pace can turn any girl into a trembling mess ... those dialogues made prem juneja what he is .. first the way he walks towards her standing as close as possible and then looks at her and says everything he wants to say to her and makes her realize he still can do anything for her is just downright sexy and heartbreaking.
"haan heer itna sab kuch hone ke bawjood mujhe meri zindagi mein tumhare jaisi ladki ka intezaar hai"
prem sach sach bolde na .. tumhari jaisi kya .. tum hi chahiye mujhe .. !! these two are masters in going round and round and round and we people are so stupid that we jump everytime they go round and round and round.
We can see that he is angry and barely controlling himself from shaking her and telling her that damnit he loves her.
"haan heer galti to tumhari hai , lekin maine tumhe maaf kiya"
ok I donno if I wanna hit him or kiss him after hearing this but how can he do whatever he does in style, I mean yea he slept (FALSE) with someone else but the arrogance and style never goes away.
He just walks out on her, leaving her to delve in her past. This is freaking epic, he first tries to be funny , then aggressive,then mocking , then he goes all senti on her and finally the arrogance. The scene had everything we ever asked for and the final walkout was also so sexy ... I mean the guy can just come down the stairs and we all will still go into puddles !...
Ok enough of my chattering and impure thoughts. Mera dukhda to kabhi khatm hi nahi hoga, everytime he wears a kurta, be it white or orange I want it off but that never happens. Every time he touches heer .. I want them to .. u know . but that also never happens. So basically I will never stop blabbering about what I wanted and what they did. So for next dose of vulgarity stay tuned !!!
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