(ye tara woh tara-swades)
SP: Ye serial woh serial har serial.
Ye serial woh serial har serial.
uthake karo PT se bhahar. (PT=prime time)
ye serial woh serial har serial.
We: par kyun?😕
SP: *chuckles*
hume sirf pyar itna hai do shows se.....
magar jee nahi sakte... TRP ke siwaa.....aaaaaaaa......
hume sirf pyaar itnaaaa.......
We: but this is ridiculous! u want TRP's our show is giving it. Without any promotion from u guys. 🤢
SP: *gets into a wild mood*
(ye jawaani hai dewaani-jawani dewani)
Ye beyamaani, ye deewani.....
Ah!! hum hai SP.... TRP ke bhooke....
dekh zaraa hume mudke.....
Nahi chaiye shows with Low TRP.....
We: Oh god! Dat's wat we r telling u guys! We r NOT low TRP show. We r giving good TRP's. We r No.1 in 8.30 time band now.
SP: *gets into offensive mode*
Hum bewafaa hargiz naa the....
Par tum wafaa kar naa sake.....
hum ko mili uski sazaa......
tum jo nahi apni show dekpayee.....
We: What???? u blame us for ur fault? u don't promote the show but we still watch it and u get numbers.Of all u don't talk of loyality plz.😡
SP:*ignores the truth*
*watch our new shows* it's new and refreshing......
(rock n roll soniye -kabhi alvida naa kehna)
arre naye naye shows.... watch us out....
fresh fresh shows....watch us out....
poly polygamy.... we promote.....
abla abla naari....we promote.....
Khwaab dikha de, raah bula de,hosh udaa de sabke....

chain mita de, tan sulga de, mann mein de masti ghol....
We: shock and puke SPiye..... khol de ab tu aankein....
shock and puke SPiye....khol de a tu aankhein.....🤢
SP: wat??? it's rock and roll soniye no?😲
We: How can u rock and roll with something which is NOT new n fresh as u claim. for most of us it resembles a show already on air.
Anyways, We can't watch our show in this absurd timing. young crowd watch desh FYI. how r we supposed to watch it in the afternoon.😡
SP: (Elo ji sanam - andaaz apna pana)
Elo.....Elooooooo.....
elo ji deshains hum aagaye..... aaj phir solution le ke....
ab inta bhi gussa kar nahi yaaroon.....
ye fight fight slogan drop karo aur maano....
kahee uda le naa reputation humarii.... ooo... fame humari....
so watch it in Star player. :)

We:
huh?😳 promoting star player now? n u call this solution??🤬
here we r talking of ur bias and u r on promoting ur star player?
SP: bias?😲 no. we r not. we love all our show equally. Sad KDM has to shift. But..........
hum hai raahi pyaar ke... phir milenge afternoon slot mein..... 🥳
tum ho raahi pyaar ke..... show dekho afternoon slot mein......
We:(baar baar haan-lagaan)
Baar Baar haan. kinti baar haan?
takh gaye hai hum...bol bol ke naa.
koi humse jeet naa paaye chale chalo chale chalo.
mit jaaye jo takhraaye chale chalo.
*sigh* we'll b in colleges and schools then...don't u get our point?🥱
And, this show deserves to b in prime time.
SP:(tu cheej badi hai mast-mohra)
hum cheez bade hai mast mast.
hum cheez bade hai mast.
nahi tujhko koi khabar khabar.
kar deenge hum KDM ko shift shift.
nahi tere khyal matters matters...hum toh aise hai thick thick......
We: we know that u areBut we will keep fighting.😈
Guys, this is strictly tongue-in-cheek and just to tell u da fact u already know abt how thick SP is being. From all our mails and questions these r da kind of answers we got from SP India.😳
of course, not in da form of songs.😆
We r fighting with such a channel🥱. So gather lots of patience and get ur logical questions answered with irrelavent stuff or not answered at all. But we'd keep going on with wat we thought.Coz we r making sense and most of all the right noise in SP *pats all*😃 We don't give up. Do we?😆