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Anna

@I luv Shamit

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Posted: 16 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: estee
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don't treat it lightly -- this is a really important question.

crucial for understanding the progress a couple will make on kiphphing. 🤣 'cause i think it's gonna be totally important to figuring if their relationship is gonna last, no? i mean, what couple can last forever-and-ever without kiphphing. and that too often? 🤣

so i was thinking 'bout which pair on the show would come closest to finishing a kiss in one of those standard prem-heer near-kiphph situations, as measured by their nose-sticking-out-from-face distance! 🤣

contemplate our pairs:

* prem-heer (distinctly ... uh ... strong noses! 🤣 which is clearly not that helpful for a kiphph, darnit!!🤣 good thing that fate, the stars, the moon, destiny, etc, etc, have ordained that prem-heer-are-one. otherwise, their relationship lasting would be kinda dicey...🤣 )

* kiran-kuldi (small noses? good chance of relationship surviving - which they have been doing nicely so far!)

* preet-meher (extremely elegant noses -- these two won't have much of a chance of escaping a kiss if they start... 🤣 so they should survive too.)

* harman-shrimp-maya (harman's nose is looooong; maya's nose is shooooort!)

* vitchface-nihaal (small noses?)

going by nose-sticking-out-from-face distances, it is obvious that harman-maya relationship have the least chance of many kisss and therefore, survival. and see what happened??!!!!

this measure speaks the truth!!! so go out and measure your nose-sticking-from-face distance to predict how well your relationship will survive!

(no, i refuse to contemplate lalit-juneja-gementor - the longevity of their relationship clearly puts them of this analysis....🤣 )

*can you tell i have too much time on my hands?? 🤣
and that i've watched nan's new vm -- which has a prem-heer clip from the episode-that-must-not-be-named, and therefore have a diminished brain?? nandini, i soooooo hate you! 😆*

😆you are sooo funny haha..maya and harman😆 🤣

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ash08

@ash08

Dazzler

Posted: 16 years ago

#22

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Originally posted by: estee

*can you tell i have too much time on my hands?? 🤣

This was my first reaction after seeing your post. 😆 And I am very sure that your next or the next post will be something about how heer fits perfectly in the curve of Prem's hand. 🤣

First thing in the morning I log on to the forum and see this post. Thanks for making my day.😃

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Soaps1

@Soaps1

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+ 5

Posted: 16 years ago

#23

huh??? 😲 how did i miss it??? so you are saying that relationships are all about the size of the noses??? 🤣

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atop

@atop

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Posted: 16 years ago

#24

I seriously would have felt guilty of leaving this post, thank god that it was on the first page when i checked the forums now.Sigh!
E *waves frantically*, well this is your great theory and i seriosuly have no second thoughts about it, coming from you what more can i expect..Mustsay jaani thatyou are deeply involved in kiphphing andwhat a great observation👏and then on your analysis on it .See mustsay you are avery devoted student with a microscop(h)ic eye to account the small details.....
Okay i can't hold it for long and must admit E , that am on a roll now(Ju better not think anything else)🤣

Guess that's the reason for meher and preet bonding so well and harman and maya basking in irritation....
You know now this is really bad , having read your post now am not able to do my work which has been long pending and i need ot finish it today at any cost *rolls back*

luv atop

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Priyadarshini Basu

@munam_13

Dazzler

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#25

🤣... U bet, I have a crazy friend of my who thinks the same... well I'll elaborate

We both happen to stay in Hostels and the dammmit hostel doesnot have tv😡😭 to ki hoya???😉 internet hai na!!! and I being I, download all the episodes and we watch them together. So my friend was a bit disappointed of Premeer not kiphphing, or getting close to Kiphphing but not getting one😆, she litrally spat out on my computer screen "Oye chumma nahi dega to teri lambi naak kat dungi"🤣 I looked at her shocked😲, that's when she elaborated "Prem Heer ke beech mein deewar aur koi nahin uski naaki hain"🤣 crazy speculation ha😉

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PurplePantsuit

@PurplePantsuit

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Posted: 16 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: premeerrock
its jus tht i hope ma mom doesnt sneak up on me wen i am measuring ma husband to be's nose🤣 tht will be sooo embarrassing!!🤓 🤣

no, no, hiba!! it would only be embarrassing if you couldn't explain what you are doing!

once you told her (and even the potential husband!) the theory, everyone would look at you with lots of respect... and immediately join you in measuring this precious distance!

trust me.

*ps: er.. it would help, of course, if your mom -- and the potential husband -- watched the show. just a few particular episodes would be enough to convince them, i'm sure of it!*

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PurplePantsuit

@PurplePantsuit

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: I luv Shamit

😆you are sooo funny haha..maya and harman😆 🤣

😆 you are laughing... but you agree, no? harman-maya really had little chance of saving their marriage?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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PurplePantsuit

@PurplePantsuit

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#28

Originally posted by: ash08

This was my first reaction after seeing your post. 😆 And I am very sure that your next or the next post will be something about how heer fits perfectly in the curve of Prem's hand. 🤣

y'know? there are waaaay toooo many people on this phorum who can tell what i'm probably gonna do next! 😆 you guys are scary, man. waaaaay scary... must be that. 'cause i'm not thaaaaaat transpare...nt?

hmmm. need to change my estee-on-phorum patterns... this is just tooo bad! first smits. then bee. now you. not good...

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PurplePantsuit

@PurplePantsuit

Rocker

Posted: 16 years ago

#29

Originally posted by: Soaps1
so you are saying that relationships are all about the size of the noses???

soapsie, soapsie!!! *shaking head patiently like a school-marm at a slightly slow student.

it's

for how long the relationship will last (not relationships)

that is a lot about

how much a nose sticks-out-from-a-face distance! (not size of the nose)

see! interesting, no??

and i know this is new 'cause no-one ever -- i mean, ever, ever! -- has ever cared 'bout the nose-sticks-out-from-a-face distance ever before!

people talk about the length of the nose. the fattness of the nose. how big the bulb of the nose is. the arch of the bridge of the nose.

but never 'bout the nose-sticks-out-from-a-face distance!

i'm the phirst to discover it!!! *preening*

imagine my nobel prize for peace ceremony. *of course, i'm gonna get awarded the peace nobel for this! imagine how much more peaceful the world would be if you could just find the right (or about-the-right) partner without having to go through multiple breakups and stuff.*

''... but most importantly i would like to thank prem-heer and the case of the perpetual kiphph-miphpheph! without which i would have no problem that was the motivation that led to my tremendous discovery. and without which i would have had a phull brain that could have been working on other more useful, but less-nobel-prize-winning problems! thank you prem. thank you heer. i owe this distance to you! *and no, you can't share my prize money, 'cause that's going into my buy-a-custom-made-lamborghini fund.* ...