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Radio-Side Confessions -Featuring SMAKRRRSZ
Part 1
"Heer! Jaldi! It's time for your show to begin!" Aradhna screamed over her cell behind the window of her cabin, making the entire unit of SMAKHRRRSZ freeze and stare at Radz pure shock filled eyes through the window. Just then, Ravjot gets up from her chair and walks over to her cabin window, which was linked with Radz's and stares at the celling, carefully taking 2 cotton balls out of her left pocket and placing it one by one in her ears. Meera comes walking up, afraid of Rads sudden, but not so new outburst and stands beside Ravjot. She looks back and forth at Ravjot and Radz.
"You know, you could have made it more simpler by just using your iPod? Music ka music and a heck of time away from Radz and her unbelievable screaming." Meera states, giving a reasonable explaination and then continuing to stare at Zahra, who had just entered Ravjot's cabin. Meera waves at Zahra and Zahra rolls her eyes, pointing her eyes towards Radz, who was busy screaming at the sound proof glass window of Ravjot's cabin, while Meera just nodded her head and gave Zahra a sympatheic smile in a "What shall we do?" manner. Zahra quickly slides past the frozen office workers, excusing herself from the ever so little bumps and makes her way in to Ravjot's cabin, while Rani followed suit.
"Phir se?" asks Rani, who had just managed to stand up in peace by Ravjot, who was by then leaning in against the window glass, smiling at Radz. Zahra gives Ravjot wierd looks.
"What is wrong with her? Why is Ravjot smiling?" asks a confused Zahra.
"Oh nothing. She is just day-dreaming about Yug...AGAIN!" Meera answers, emphazing on the name of Ravjot's 1st and only boyfriend, Yug.
"That reminds me, she had a date with him yesterday. Kaise thi?" Zahra asks.
"I think, Ravjot can answer that for us, can't she?" Replies Meera, in a more question like statement.
"Yo girlies! What's up?" An enthusiastic Shabo questions, wrapping her arms around Shifali and Asma's shoulders, who had just entered along with her.
"Nothing. Another late day for Heer." explains Rani.
"Awww...that is soo sad. 5 days in a row and waise bhi, today is Monday!" Shifali says, getting a bit afraid for Heer.
"Shifu! You worry too much! We all know how work-a-holic Radz is? And how she always wants everything to be P se Perfect, don't we? And we also know how moody and self controlled Heer is." Asma exclaims, giving Shifali the idea of the whole screaming thing being years and years, or even decades old.
"Yea! Chill Shifu. The match has been lit, now we only have to get the fire on full speed. Meera ji, what are your views on this fight. Who shall win? Heer or Radz?" Shabo says, adopting the roll of a 'pretend' reporter and moving her 'microphone' hand, from person to person. Meera hits Shabo on the head.
"Shut up Shabo! Masaak humesha bhi aacha nahin hota hai" Meera exclaims, giggling.
"WHAT? You are still at HOME? Heer! Are you out of your MIND? You don't know WHO is coming for an interview today! Prem Juneja...INDUSTRIALIST Prem Juneja! So Ms. Sunshine, I shall say, get MOVING and I WANT you here in 5 minutes!!" Radz exclaims, while everyone else plugged thier ears.
"You know, I am shocked..." Rani starts off.
"Why?" asks a confused Zahra, eyeing Rani wierdly, and as if she had just gotten hit with a pumpkin.
"Because, Radz was kind enough to give Heer 5 mintues to come here. When I was late once, Radz just gave me 1 minute! I demand a day's refund!" Rani states, making her face look like as if a very big summer vacation
was stolen from elementary school kid.
was stolen from elementary school kid."Uffo! Rani! That was because The Company Owners were coming to check on you, and if Radz hadn't been that strict with you, you probably would have been kicked out by now." Asma explains, while Rani just sighs in relief of not having to go through the pain of creating a petition and going on strike.
"By the way, did anyone bring popcorn?" Shabo says just popping in at such a random time and way.
"Popcorn? Did anyone say popcorn?" says a totally lost Ravs, finally taking her cotton balls out of her ears.
"Shut up Shabo." Shifali says, smacking Shabo in the behind her head and they all start to laugh, while Asma shushes them up, as she sees Radz approaching.
"Shush! Act serious." Asma exclaims.
Meera quickly grabs numerous files from the counter and passes it to each and every one of the girls, who quickly open them up and hide thier faces, pretending to read, while none of them are able to control thier laughter. Radz walks up to them, and sees everyone with a file, and quietly, circles around them, to see what each of them were doing and comes to a halt, at Ravjot. Radz lightly taps on Ravjot's shoulder, who in return gives her a nervous smile.
"Hey...Ravs!" says a nervous Ravjot. Shabo gives a little giggle and is in return ended up being elbowed by Meera.
"Ravs, My name is Radz, not Ravs." explains Radz, politely.
"Oh. Sorry. Hey Radz." Ravjot restates her sentence, but this time, choosing her words correctly and in the right order.
"Hello. What are you doing?" Radz asks, taking a look at Ravjot's file.
"Just marking this file." Ravz replies.
"Oh! Well, this file has already been marked by me Ravz, and secondly, you are holding the file upside down" Radz explains.
A flush of red runs through Ravjot, Meera, Shifali, Shabo, Rani and Zahra's veins, who know they have just been caught, and with no way out.
"Ohh," Ravs says, her heart skipping every other beat. Slowly, and without another word, all the 6 girls prepared themselves for Radz's frustation to be showered on them. Closing their eyes, they made thier last wishes, and promised God, that if they came out of this alive today, they would pay him respects, bare feat, backwards. The SMAKRRSZ waited for 5 mintues, but not one single voice came from Radz's mouth, which to them, felt pretty awkward, seeing they had known Radz all her life, and it just took 1 second to trigger her frustration and therefore, this whole thing of her not -so -sudden outbrust, was technically and hypotheoratically very rare!
Slowly, Shifali, who was the most afraid of Radz's outbrust, and with that big of afraid-ness from Radz's outburst, had closed her eyes, managed to peek through her half open eye, to see Radz standing there, with her arms folded.
"Psst!" Shifali says, leaning towards Zahra. "Am I dreaming or is Radz not saying anything?" questions a confused Shifali.
"Ermm...I don't know." says an equally shocked Zahra, who did nothing but just stared at Radz with her eyes wide open, as if they would pop out any mintue.
"Psst, Asma, can you please pinch me?" asks Shifali, who was now wispering in Asma's ears. Asma gives Shifali a light pinch, and Shifali just stares in horror, as she sees Radz just smiling at her, or shall we say, staring at her stupidity. So now, this really wasn't a dream. Radz was actually not saying anything or even looking frustrated.
Finally gathering the courage to take such a drastic step, Meera quietly takes a step towards Radz, and walks over to her.
"Radz?" Meera asks, touching Radz lightly on the forehead to see if she was feeling alright. "Are you okay?" she blankly asks.
Radz just smiles. "Yea, why?" she asks, still smiling.
"No, soo-- you aren't going to sc--ream at u-s?" Meera asks, stuttering at certain words.
"Ofcourse not! What made you think that?" asks a surprised Radz. All the 6 girls take a sigh of relief and go up and enroll Radz into a group hug.
"So, what was the whole deal with you and Heer today?" asks Rani, who was just getting a bit curious with the whole deal.
"Oh, that was nothing. Today will be the biggest interview of Heer's life. You don't know who is coming! Industrialist PJ!" Radz states, enthusiastically.
"Ofcourse we do! He is Mr. Pajamas! The dude who makes Pajamas! PJ!" states Shabo, as enthusiastically as Radz, while the rest of the gang agreed while Radz just gave them a look of disbelief of ruining such a respected man's name this way.
"No silly! He is Prem Juneja! The son of Lalit Juneja!" replies Radz.
"Oooooooooh!" says the gang at the same time. "Himmm!"
"Yes!" says Radz, finally relieved that the gang got her point.
"Never heard of him! Is he related to Captain Underpants?" says Ravjot while the gang just smacked their fist against their forehead.
"No Ravz! He is not related to Captain Underpants. He isn't a secret superhero in pajamas at the snap of a finger and an industrialist with a bucket of water. He is a simple man!" explains Meera, Ravjot's human thesaurus and dictionary.
"Oooh!" says Ravjot, while the rest of the gang, just looked on for more explaination.
"Yes, as Meera said. So he is coming for an interview, and I want Heer to be the one to interview him. And he shall be arriving any minute and therefore, I was screaming at Heer to come early. I don't want her to be a late go-er. Prem Juneja is very punctual when it comes to time." Radz explains.
"You know, why do I have vibes that this interview will be more then just an interview?" questions Zahra.
"You know, I am having the same feeling. There is much more to this interview then we know. Anyway, lets get ready!" says Meera, as the girls went their seperate ways, and started preparing for the arrival of Mr. Prem Juneja.
~End of Chapter 1~
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