the history, the ownership, the construct-base
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the history
the (ph)ictionary has all the terms that are real words in other languages which take on a particular flavour when it comes to describing anything that prem-heer do! the idea was born when the one of the phhandooh-at founders (kimmu/kimz) was high on pepsi one day... lemme let her tell you the story in her own words. 😆
Ok ok ok... I'm still on a high. I just came up with the coolest thing ever, I think. 🤔
phoozing!! -- get it get it get it? 🤣 It combines the terms oozing, and drooling. I thought we'd need our own word for the "thing" we do when we see a phhandooh.
*wipes tear from laughing* Ahhh... we really need a "phictionary"... omg omg omg!! I'm on a role here. 🤣
*rolls away laughing*
(source: phhandooh archives at the ''ophat'' the original phhandooh-at 😆, page 76
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1083228&tpn=76)
and thus was born the (ph)ictionary on the 30th day of january of the year 2009 after the death of jesus christ. *i have to speak like this, 'cause one of the editors of the phictionary is the pope... 🤣*
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current ownership -- the editors!
the (ph)ictionary is the effort of a lot of people. but the real power rests in the hands and brains of the editorial team:
- editor-in-chief -- mod-am khushi (aka khushix)
- editor-in-charge -- the pope (aka radz, andhara13)
- editor-in-assistance -- kimz, kimmi (aka kimmu)
the editorial team will accept all submissions to the (ph)ictionary and chose whether the word will be accepted or not. the editorial team's choices are phinal! 😆
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words in the (ph)ictionary are based on the following construct-rules. these are not binding, of course, but only guidelines.
there are two types of words in phooh language.
1: words that are created when the word is used along with prem-heer.
phreams is a perfect example. phreams == prem-heer dreams. ie, dreams 'bout prem-heer. phreams is what happens when you say ''ph dreams'' fast. or like phhands == prem-heer hands. or phrool == prem-heer induced drool. 🤣
2: then there are words that are created 'cause certain letters get .. er .. substituted with ph.
phour is a perfect example. phour == four where the ''f'' has been replaced by ''ph''. why? well, 'cause we have epe/ephe on our brains! 🤣🤣 *wiping tears off my cheeks.. i know, is not that phunny, no? 😃* hey! phunny == funny where ''f'' has been replaced by ''ph''. or perphect == perfect with the same replacement.
unlike the 1st set of words, the 2nd set of words is not as well defined. why? 'cause their definition depends upon the level of epe/ephe infection you are suffering from!!! 🤣 so the english numbers getting transphormed 😆 was started by one of the phounding members (kimmie, stand up and take a bow! 😆) when she announced that she was turning phiphteen from phourteen in june. that kinda got taken by the virus in my head. and made me have phreams. phreams converting fours into phours. and twenty into phwenphy. 🤣
struggling to make order out of chaos, i phigured this out:
-- ''f''s tend to get converted to ''ph''s in words whereveer applicable! like phigured and phunny.
-- since ''s'' can be stretched to look like an ''f'', ''s'' can get switched into ''f''s whereveer applicable! like khuphie and phabnam. 🤣
btw, this applies to the sound of s too! like six becomes phikph... 🤣
-- same thing happens with ''t'' wherever applicable! like phwenphy and phirpheen.
btw, we need to poll one thing: does ''ph'' take over all the ''f, s, t, x" in a word? or just the first time it occurs? like should it it be phwenty or phwenphy? *see, how complex constructing a language is! phew! and people call this silly stuff... 😆*
-- there is one prem-heer-are-one construct. 😳 whenever there is a single p in a word or a single h, it will automatically attract it's soul-mate. a single p will get an h. a single h will get a p. 'cause?
heer prem ka prateek hai. aur prem? prem heer mein sabsey samaan hain. ☺️😍
and if they don't get their soulmate, the single p/h will be sad. so heart has to become pheart.... and people has to become pheophle . we wouldn't want the single h/p to be sad, would we? 😳
so pholks! what do you think? does this work? what did you hate, like? what do you wanna add? what should we change? 😃
*pholks is such a lovely word, no? 'cause it can be type 1 (prem-heer folks == pholks) or type 2 (folks == pholks) 😍 i love lphooh-anguage construction.... 😆*
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