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bahahaahahahhahahaha 🤣🤣🤣TRIV DI!! I loveeddd the Harher story and the Laleer(lallu-dheer) stoorryyy 😆 LOL soo fuunnny!! i lovee all of youur topics/post yaar. you are just waayy to good at this stuuff! okie well i know i asked you questions before, but one lasstt questionn, 😊😳Write a dialogue on Laljeet. 🤣- Deena
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Ahhh..Laljeet
It was almost midnight. Lallu sneaked into the kitchen and screamed like a girl. Thankfully he choked mid scream so no one woke up.
"What in world are you doing here and what happened to your face? It's all fluffy and white. You are not a Bhootni in disguise, are you?" He mumbled looking wide eyed and scared.
"It's just me, your daljeet," DJ said annoyed with the disturbance.
"What's wrong with your face? Make-up disaster?" Lallu asked hopefully, still scared that Dj was a Bhootni in disguise. Not much of a disguise. DJ even normally looked like a Banshee or the wicked witch of the west.
"Asks the man who's the biggest disaster of nature. His parents would have been sentenced to death if they had been alive." DJ muttered glaring at Lallu.
"What? Dallu darling?" Lallu asked still unsure if it was DJ or someone else.
"It's just Dahi for God's sake," Daljeet explained with gritted teeth.
"Oh, Dahi," Lallu asked disappointed. "I wanted to eat the Dahi."
DJ ignored that. This git sometimes acted like that Greedy Meher, she actually wondered if Meher wasn't his daughter instead. Maybe Ballu was smart and exchanged Veera for Meher. Meher just ate food, Veera ate brains and souls.
"Dallu Darling? Why are you so quite?" Lallu asked scared coz DJ was staring at him like she did with Heer. But how can that be, he didn't have any hair! But miracles do happen so he touched his bald head to check. It was bare. No luck. Maybe he can cut some of Heer's hair and stick them on his head. He nodded to himself making a mental note. He would do that, he was mental after all.
DJ didn't want Lallu to know that she actually hated him so she quickly tried to divert his attention from her prolonged silence. "I am wondering Lali-Wali that what did you think was on my face anyway? Hmm?" She batted her eyelashes for good measure.
"Uhh..I thought it was Colgate toothpaste," He mumbled kind of dazed. He wasn't worried about DJ batting her eyelashes, he wouldn't fly, he was fly proof, even the Toofan that took away Heer and even a tractor had rejected him.
DJ was outraged. "You thought it was Colgate? Why in world would I spread toothpaste on my face?" She screeched.
"I dunno. It's white," He muttered.
DJ wanted to bludgeon him to death. Colgate for the love of God, she thought still annoyed.
"Why Dahi?" Lallu asked.
"It's good for the complexion and stuff," DJ explained. "Didn't Gaya3 ever put Dahi on her face?"
"No, she just ate it," He replied.
"Ya, I can imagine from her size."
Lallu nodded. "Do you think I should put Dahi on my face too? People look at Prem & Preet more than me. Harman is no competition though. Even crows do not look at him. But they do sit and poop on him, due to his expressionless face I guess. He looks exactly like a statue." He giggled.
DJ rolled her eyes in annoyance. "No Lali-Wali, if you become even more beautiful then you will forget me and then I will become lonely." She pouted.
Lallu patted her hand. "That is true," He preened. "I will eat some icecream then. Vanilla, it's white like Dahi and we never feed our guest in any of the marriages anyway, not even the ice creams so we have lots of it." He grinned and opened the freezer. It was empty. His face fell. He now looked like a bull dog.
"Ahh..Meher must have raided it," DJ explained hiding the bowls of ice cream she had eaten.
"But I want Ice-cream!" Lallu wailed. Just then fireworks began. "What the-?" She began.
Lallu interrupted. "Kisiki Shaadi aka Barbaadi hoing, Me want to knowing."
DJ rolled her eyes. "Not everyone had Mandap Drama in their marriages."
"It's our tradition," Lallu insisted. He slid a mornful glance at the empty ice cream boxes.
"You know marriages has guest," DJ hinted.
Lallu stared at her clueless.
"They have dinner." She said.
Lallu kept staring.
DJ decided to give a direct clue to the daft man. "They also have free ice creams."
"Oh! ohhhhhhhhhh," Lallu had finally caught on the clues. "And maybe their mandap drama has not yet begun, maybe I will get to slap someone in their mandap drama too and plus free ice creams. Not everyone is as kanjoos as me afterall," He stated proudly. "This is the best idea!"
"Yes it is, it's given by me after all," DJ said.
Lallu nodded already striding towards his car parking area to scare his driver awake and DJ washed her face and went to her room to scare Balwant awake. Just because she could.
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There you go😆
~Triv
it was a professional date..and not just a date.😆
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