MNSTR Raids Bhoot Bangla

Did you know Juneja Zoo is filled with Bhoot's and aatma's? There are many😕. We took a major risk with our sanity (what little we had) and went in to get this proof for you.

Prem - Dukhi Aatma and I love my freaky GFN father in a freaky way Aatma. (Now he is literally Window Aatma, Phone Aatma, Rain Dance Aatma, Restaurant Aatma. And oh let's not forget Moon Aatma. Also Laji Aatma coz he prefered to sit there crying and give his family Bhashan for 15 minutes instead of running or finding a way out of the fire.)

Happy Diwali from MNSTR😃

Originally posted by: Power20

Did you know Juneja Zoo is filled with Bhoot's and aatma's? There are many😕. We took a major risk with our sanity (what little we had) and went in to get this proof for you.

Tell me about!!!!!! Did we take a risk or what?? However, in honor of bhoots I would have loved to say that J-bhootiya bangla is scary.........but, I am unable to do so no, matter how hard I try......

Prem - Dukhi Aatma and I love my freaky GFN father in a freaky way Aatma. (Now he is literally Window Aatma, Phone Aatma, Rain Dance Aatma, Restaurant Aatma. And oh let's not forget Moon Aatma. Also Laji Aatma coz he prefered to sit there crying and give his family Bhashan for 15 minutes instead of running or finding a way out of the fire.)

Dont even remind me of The Lazy Prem aatma......he sat there so patiently, waiting and waiting......all set to be a literal aatma. And while the waiting process, he preferred recording himself as time pass. And my God, was the camera being operated by a bhoot as well???? It kept zooming in and out and took Prem's so-called heart-wrenching goodbye interview from this position and that. Made sure that Prem's left profile is given as much publicity as the right profile and front profile.

Is he an evil aatma or what??? He badi chalaki se lured bechaari heer to the restaurant and made that mad(e) heer sing in front of everyone. Some really lallu-ish people threw paper tissues at crazy heer. But bhootiya Prem didnt bother to use his bhootiya powers to protect heer by shoo-ing those lallus away. He kept playing his bhootiya violin, with a weird bhootiya passion. And for a literal bhoot, I must say that Prem has a nice wardrobe and miscellaneous stuffs. The things that he didn't get under lallu's house, he got it in heaven.

Heer - Dukhi Aatma. ('nough said)

Agreed.........she is a dukhi aatma. Just a plain dukhi aatma who is obsessed with the literal-Prem aatma. And oh, she is the I-would-gave-better-clothes-if-I-were-a-begger-aatma.

Meher - Dukhi Aatma (It runs in the family) and Expressionless Aatma (Affected by Hurtmania)

She is chorni-morni aatma. Though her hefty make-up wala face shouts "I am dumb, I am stupid" in reality she is very very cunning. The main reason for her wanting Hurtman just for herself is solely because of the Juneja money. No no.......don't think its assets that she wants, its the liquid form of property that she has set her eyes on. She is taking all the money by spending it. Now this aatma, actually eats foods. She keeps buying food and eating them and becoming bulky day by day.......and that absolutely revolting make-up of her. She seems to be buying new shades of blush-ons, lipstick and eye-shades. Even if she doesnt have different shades, she definitely has at least 10 of the same colour. A make-up that can be adopted by 5 different normal brides. Our obsessed with make-up bhoot applies that much make-up, added together just on her face.

Nihaal - Dukhi Aatma, I am as Bad as Harman Aatma, Biji loves me in a freaky way Aatma, Someone save me from Biji Aatma, I am the world's stupidest person coz I love Veera the witchface Aatma.

He i also I am a desperate aatma. Here he makes faces as if he wants to run away from Biji, but he conveniently always finds a spot close to Biji's to stand, dance, cry.......and keeps on eyeing abhi-toh-main-jawan-hoon biji aatma.

Lallu/ Ullu/ Lalit/ LJ/ GFN Taklu - Dharti Pe Bhoj Aatma, Insaniyat Pe Kalank Aatma, QB Lover Aatma, GFN Aatma, Ballu Lover Aatma, Freaky Baap Aatma, I take Public Bath's Aatma, I do Shraad of my living son Aatma, I deserve to die Aatma, Even toofan's reject me Aatma, Heer flew away and then ran away to get away from me Aatma, I point at my fathers potrait and ask my son if he knows who is the picture of Aatma (🤣 Prem apparently saw his grandfather's potrait first time that day😆). (I can go on and on and on on this character. But I don't want you people to kill me and make an Aatma so I will stop now😆)

Lallu!!!!! Muhauhahahahahaha *rubbing hands together*
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Let me add some more versatility of this aatma in the list.........
Self-pity aatma-its always I, me, my, mine for him. Always......

akal ke dushman aatma-he keeps on displaying the knowledge of his brain-ke-naam-pe-dhabba brain at every single step. Either through his mediocre talks or through his trashy talks or through his insanely obnoxious talks.......he makes even a lukeworm seem intelligent and worth talking to.

jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole, ole ole ole aatma- I can go on with the lyrics and no debating here that Lallu isnt this JBKLDMDDBOOOOOO aatma. Firstly he married Gullu as his first wife died. Okay fine, we can forgive him for ruining Gullu's life in the name of Prem and Kulraj. But what was that with hyena Daljeet. He had a wife, but he simply cant resist eying other women. He started hitting on Daljeet!!!!!

That toh that phir bhi......what about how he kept dancing with women in that party( which took place somedays before Prem died).......itni umar hote huye bhu shaarm nahin iss buddhe ko. He kept dancing with women kamar hila hila ke.

Even shamelessness will be ashamed by Lallu's act from tomorrow's episode. How he kept on watching that dance in RR's farm house and interfered only after the song was coming to an end. Lallu the loafer kept watching like a chor from outside, eying those girls even.

Last but not the least, thank God Lallu never came across Jugni. These two would have been soul mates. Both talk and talk and make no sense whatsoever..........and while watching them we always wonder about their presence in Premeer's life. If Lallu ever met Jugni, I can bet Harman's law career that Lallu would have eloped with and married Jugni.

aadmi hoon aadmi se pyaar karta hoon aatma- Yaa trivs, this is just a presentation via song and merger of your Ballu lover aatma, freaky baap aatma along with adopt-stranger-from-road aatma and in-the-name-of-Biji's-affection-for-a-certain-young-guy-try-to-get-close-to-him aatma.

keep beating people whom I shouldnt aatma- He slapped Prem, which was obviously a grave scene performed by him, he slapped DJ. He should never had as DJ is not relaed with him in anyway (minus that affair) and moreover DJ is a woman (yes, admit it....she is a female).....and that nalayak buddha shouldnt have raised hand on a woman. Now comes Preet.....another arresting sin that Lallu performed. With a heavy heart I have to put RR's name in it also. Granted that the guy is a crook and deserves a slap.......but he is neither Lallu's son and nor does Lallu have the right to slap that diagonal guy.

not slapping the people whom I should aatma- He keeps slapping here and there but he never slapped Veera and more importantly Harman. He should also slap Kiran for once, if not for that guys irritating nature at least for the fact that the guy tries to steal Lallu's limelight by talking.........

Heaven se banned and hell se ditched aatma- Aha.....he is such a pathetic foul creature ever born on this planet, that he as even been ditched by hell. Off course we can absolutely never expect him to be in heaven.......but even hell doesnt want him. Rejected by heaven and hell, and even aliens from craptastic planet........this guy has no place but to haunt j-bhootiya zoo.

Some time ago when the dialogue "so ja bete warna gogo ajayega" went out of fashion.....and children no longer bought that line........parents held a meeting and it was decided that from now on they will use "so ja bete warna Lallu ajayega" line. However the first parent who did this experiment, wasnt so succesful to get the targeted object....she got more than that.......she said "so ja bete warna Lallu ajayega" to her son to make him sleep and poor kid jumped out of the window. Thankfully, the kid was in coma for three months. Turns out he rather preferred to die than bear the thought of Lallu paying a visit.

My dream list is is taller than me aatma- He kept talking about this dream and that dream. I have been hearing about his dreams since I took birth. And yet, the guy claims that throughout his entire life he had just one dream. Yaa, right!!!!! Then what about all those dreams and the hugeeeeeeee dream list which even makes Chetan Garewal look shorter infront of it.

I am a liar aatma- he lies and lies and somehow gets away with it. Be it about asking for his children's desire to chose life-partners, or about his number of dreams. He even lies about his love for his children, which vanishes as soon as they go against him. He lies about his real feelings for Ballu. He says Ballu is his friend, but what we see is more than ummm......friendship. And the list goes so on about Lallu kale karname's. He is buzurgh ke naam pe dhabba aatma, hairstlye of a circus clown but activities worse than batman's joker aatma.

Gayatri - Sometimes I get Ullu attack Aatma, I love Prem the most Aatma, I am STUPID coz I married Lallu Aatma, I own the gaudiest jewelleries Aatma, I tried to give away my gaudy jewelleries and clothes to Heer but she was too smart for it Aatma (I kinda like her so I don't wanna attack her much😆)

Balraj Maan - Dukhi Aatma (Told ya, runs in the family), Majorly Scary Bhoot and I tried to give lallu a heartattack by sitting besides him with a scary expression but it didn't do any good Bhoot. (Ballu uncle..some more scary make up and more spiky hairstyle..just a suggestion)

He had the perfect face and physique to scare people's raaton ke neend, din ka chaiyn.......but poor soul chose Lallu as his first victim.......this should be a lesson for every scary bhoot all around the world.......never, NEVER pick Lallu as your first victim in your test of passing as evil bhoot.🤣

Teji Maan - Dukhi Aatma, I gave my daughter unlimited hope over a guy she never met or talked to Aatma, I prefered to die with my GFN Hubby then save my daughter from Madmeet Aatma. (How stupid was She? Prem could have been a guy with blonde hair dye or earring in his eyebrows or something 🤣 Stupid woman)

Also insecure aatma.......don't blame her......her hubby preferred to think of Lallu aatma rather than her.

Preet - I made weird plans to bring my PB back Aatma, I love my dad even when I know better Aatma and I am sanest in J-Zoo Aatma. (Seriously cannot hate this guy..he's cho cuweet)

Sweet ya okay........but he is an annoying aatma, for not beating the hell out of Lallu when the vice versa was taking place. And for giving Lallu so much importance.

Harman - I suck Aatma, I look constipated Aatma, I cannot bring one expression to save my life Aatma, I am Greedy Aatma, I think Prem Bhaiya is jealous of me Aatma (🤣), I am male Witchface Aatma, I should be kicked 24x7 Aatma, I am 20 year old famous lawyer in Ludhiana, haha Aatma, I wanna be like Prem Aatma😡, I think I am better at Business Aatma, I want the Juneja Empire Aatma(25000 crore empire which went bankrupt coz Prem died 🤣 ), I love Maya the witchface 2 Aatma, I call myself Bharat of Juneja Ramayan Aatma, I chori PB's clothes and shoes Aatma😡.

Harman!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha

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😡I am so confident of my horrendous plan aatma- Can't believe he is still so proud of his plan of making Maya more indianized while staying engaged with Meher. We can definitely see how hard he is working on his plan. Now I can gladly name him, I dont even work on the plan that involves me, let alone what involves my family aatma.
My smile is as constipated as any other characteristic of mine aatma

I am a charmer enough two woo two most unwanted girls on earth aatma- He is so proud of himself that two girls like him..........gadhera kahika!!!!!! He thinks he is so handsome and attractive. Attractive my foot!!!!!! I wouldnt even 'okay' if I am paid 10 lakhs.....let alone call him handsome and attractive. But he is so proud of himself as he thinks he is popular. Seriously???? Popular among Meher and Maya.......those two suck a big time!!!!!

When I give seductive looks I look nothing more than a pervert aatma- He was being so seductive when he first came across Meher after his come back in the serial. He was giving all those looks........but it made Meher scared and us sick. Nalayak insaan!!!!!!!!!!

Basically I am a pervert aatma- He is such a pervert. He doesnt need to be all lovey-dovey with Maya publicly. But as he very well know that his entire family is just as stupid as him and Meher doesnt want to let go of him at any cost, he hugs meher and tells I love you to Maya. He fives flying kiss to Maya and takes Meher's one on behalf of Maya. He is such a, such a big pervert. God knows what he will be when he becomes as old as Lallu.
I am a double-standard aatma
I am a hypocrite aatma
I make even lamp posts look more desirable candidate for marriage aatma
I go mad(e) if my father doesnt talk with me aatma
I wear eye-catching pink lipsticks borrowing from my Maya and Meher aatma
I am so obsessed with my father that I chose a similarly takla guy as my father-in-law aatma
I deserve to be beaten with Prem's.....no,no, Preet's shoes aatma
As you have already covered so many stuffs about this squid.......I have hardly anything more to say than repeat myself. But I will add more, if I remember anything else.............though I promise you not to give a thought about anything concerning Harman.🤢😕😆

Kulraaj - I am clueless about everything but my children Aatma.

Veera - I am selfish Aatma, I love RR the diagonal mouthed horse Aatma, I hate Nihaal Aatma, I am mean just for the heck of it Aatma, I love Money Aatma, I love Harman more than my other brothers coz he is just like me Aatma, I don't like Kul Di's Good deed bhashan Aatma, I am spoiled rotten Aatma, Gaya3 Mom forgot to teach me manners and Sanskaar Aatma. I Hate Meher and Heer Aatma, I am possesive of my GFN father Aatma, I am greedy Aatma, I deserve to be locked with Biji for years Aatma.

Biji - Scariest Aatma, I called Preet Mowgli Aatma, I want Preet to become Tarzan Aatma, I LOVE Nihaal Aatma, I have a signature expression for every situation ALWAYS Aatma, I deserve to be locked with Lallu and Witchface forever Aatma, I am constipated like Harman Aatma, I look like I am laughing when crying and viceversa Aatma, I torture Triv with my expression Aatma.

Kiran (Kulraj's hubby) - I am Mandh Buddhi Aatma, I look like a Drug Addict Aatma, My wife cares about our children more than me Aatma, I am broke Aatma, I am clueless about Business Aatma.

Trivs....also, I run and hide behind my wife when my father-in-law has rabid attack aatma..........I still remember how he jumped to stop Lallu when Lallu took that stick to beat Preet. But as soon as Lallu turned around and gave that indredibly wannabee hulk look......he jimped back as fast as heer flew......and positioned himself behind Kulraaj..........🤣

Dheer(2nd one, not the current one) - I look like a Werewolf with Frog eyes Aatma, I love LJ coz he doesn't have hair like me Aatma, I love my mom ke haath ka bana Khana..which she eats 95% off that's why my brother lives on Chana and me on Juneja Ration Aatma, I don't like witchface Veera Aatma, I dance like I am trying to give everyone heartattacks with my looks Aatma, I have no sense of fashion Aatma, I scare Triv and Vibha with my dance so much that they hide under their beds Aatma.

Kuljeet - I need to attand Preschool Aatma, I speak funny Hinglish Aatma, I Hate the Juneja's for the heck of it Aatma, I am Daljeet 2 Aatma, I is Ebil Aatma, I wear the most gaudy jewelleries, make-up and clothes Aatma.

Ashlesha - Greedy Aatma, I was brainless Aatma, Prem calls me Aslesha Aatma, I love Preet Aatma, I was a greedy witchface but I am now nice Aatma, I like Witchface Veera Aatma, I am not best friends with Meher and Heer Aatma, I have more expressions than Meher now Aatma. I LOVE Mirrors Aatma, I was Majorly Vain Aatma.

Hmmm..did we miss anyone?😆 The two chipmunks right? I forgot their names and that they exist at all😆

Happy Diwali from MNSTR😃

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