Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats?
Why are apartments so close together?
What idiot put an 's' in the word lisp?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Y2K???? Maybe 1 K just isn't enough.
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
hy is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure