A Funny Version of 7th August Episode

Originally posted by: vibha_23

Ello Friends,

And I am back with my funny analysis of the week. Ahhh i do look forward to this....everyday I use the real dialouges with my comments, here i can make mine own..ahhh bliss thine name is my analysis.Okay bit of recap for new members, here I keep the same story as in the show just use my own dialouges.sort of make it my version with same story track. And for this week i will pick thursday's episode...mainly because it has new dheer in it and i want to give him some major lines purely for my fun....and then how can forget veera darling....so here i go:

Meher is decorating the puja thali and thinking to herself...great..di gets prem and i get to be a pujaran.....she has all the riches in the world and i share a room with a bipolar person..talk about my life being better here...darn!!!! and then lallu comes:
Lallu: Meher, why are you so slow girl...it doesnt take a whole month to prepare this thali
Meher: lallu chacha if you are so good at it make it yourself...you promised me that i will marry harman but he is gone and now i am here and you are boring me.
Lallu:Enough!!!!! you rude girl!!!!!! stop your self pity and talk about me..dont you know i love to hear about myself....hasnt anyone told you that..
Meher: no one needs to...i lived with your son remember....thats all we ever heard...you you and you...anyway what do you want to know???
Lallu: Did casper.....oops sorry...balraj..ur dead dad remember me????
Meher: no he didnt....my dad had better things to do....like marry my sister off to madmeet and then going and finding out the truth and all so no he didnt remember you...
Lallu: you are lying meher...i dont believe you...do you even know what you did when you were little???
Meher: yes i do...who doesnt remember that???but please you are freaking me out so chill and move on now...go kiss your prem now...

🤣

Meher wants to marry Harman?😕 Seriously?😕 She is that desperate? Mel's prediction came true?😕 Vibs..maybe Meher is bipolar too? That's why Meher and Veera fight like junglee cats.

Here veera is watching all this and shouts from the balcony that,"dad!!!!!!! enough!!!!! leave the hired help alone......geessssssss!!!!!! you bring embrassment to a new level dad...anyway i am off to meet my mates who have came from canada and so dont miss call me all the time okay???"
Lallu: whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you do waht you have to...you are useless anyway

LOL!🤣

*whispers* Vibs..remember our plan? The secret one? We can finish Veera with Biji too..Mel can handle Veera..you handle lallu and I will handle Biji

then back to meher:
Lallu: I rememeber your dad everyday...he is in you and heer
Meher: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww please stop right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck!!!!!!!!! heer didi and i are so pretty and dad had no hair like you...cant you see this long hair i have???granted it needs cut badly but still..it is there unlike you who grows hair on face and none on head.....

Hehehehehehehehehehehe..grows hair on face and none on head LOL!🤣

Here Veera is sitting on a sofa and new dheer is making sandwich and flicks his lovely hair and then gets up and gives it to veera:
New dheer: yo!!!!!! bipolar maid!!!!!!eat this sandwich
Veera: are you freaking mad?????you didnt even smoother the jam properly...you want me to eat this?????
ND: You have bipolar so just rub your face on the bread and smoother it yourself.....why should i waste my time????
Veera: you long haired pony!!!!!!! dont tell me what i have.....atleast i dont live in other people house like you ...why dont you leave?????or i will tell everyone you like my mom...and are flirting with her
ND: Chill freakbag!!!!!!! my hair is my everythign....i go to tony and guy and use the best product to get waht i have so chill or else i will plummet you. And about me leaving????darling i want to go your dad has got many guards who wont let me..and your mom????she is sick of your dad so she is the one after me...got it???? and anyway your friend are useless and they dont speak english properly
Veera: and like you are oxford dictionary....do you know vibha,trivy,mel and sidda...they are still confused when you speak...they dont like me either but atleast they understand me...oh okay they dont...but i m rude so i dont care...

Was that a sandwich? Seriously? Man..that Dheer's bullfrog eyes are so blind..besides why would he care if Veera ate or not? Dheer loves Veera! Dheer loves Veera! And Gaya3 flirts with Dheer! Gaya3 flirts with Dheer!

Wow!!!! Creeeeepy family!🤢

Here meher is watching all this and goes:
Meher: ND !!!!!! stop this.....she is bad and you are worse.....do this arti and chil
ND: whatever....chubster !!!!!! as you say

Hahaha! Chubster! 🤣

Here kulraaj's young one comes and says you two that is krazzyy veera aunt and chubby meher mom is calling you..

Heer is looking at all jewellery and clothes in front of her:
Heer: Gaya3!!!!! i dont like any of these sari's or the jewellery....lets go to cartier and get the latest design...i heard they have this one set that nicole kidman wore at oscars...i want that...i deserve that after i put up with prem and his crybaby routine
Gaya3 : No can do heer!!!!! we wanted prem to be with you...and you failed and now evn you are with us...so just make the most with this salvation army stuff and be happy.

🤣Heer IDEA...only way to get rid of this stuff is get married soon to Prem..have a son and arrange his marriage in advance and donate the stuff to your D-I-L ASAP!

and then lauren and hardy enter:
Gaya3: okay you two..pick what you like and move on
Veera: dont like anything...mom your taste is so bad..starting from marrying dad till now...you suck at picking things
Meher: i dont want anything...i just want to marry harman....in his absence even that new dheer will do...
Gaya3: enough!!!!!!!!!!!!! take what you want and get going
Veera:fine i will take this weird looking rustic thing
Gaya3: no thats for heer
Heer: nooooooooo!!!!! let her have it and you take me to cartier
Gaya3: i am not taking you anywhere just take that and wear it too..this is your punishement

Veera gets angry and leaves and so does hardy...oops i mean meher

Oh GOD! Meher is a despo! She is even ready to marry Dheer🤢 He's the last guy that ANYONE would want to marry..but wait..since Meher is Bipolar like Veera..we shouldn't be surprised😆

Here Nihal comes to the house and meets biji
Nihal: Hello oldie!!!!! where is my belongings????
Biji: Nihal you will live here now
Nihal:what????????why???????????no no no there is no no no way i will move in with you....sorry not happening
biji: but nihal i want you too...after all whom can i practice my french on??
Nihal: Pardon moi....that aint happening.....you are creepy and you want me to be your someting that i wont be agreeging to...sorry
Biji: you will live here and thats it...see we have held new dheer as hostage and now you....i love this lallu style...keep people as hostages...hehehehehe
Nihal: you go to sleep grandma and i ll finish you off

🤣 Vibs you forgot to mention the zabardasti ka kiss that Biji bestowed on Nihaal...🤣

Here all are doing arti and thinking:
Gaya3: Thank goodness i palmed all my old stuff off to heer....my MIL was horrible and gave me stuff i couldnt even pawn off and now its all gone....gucci, prada here i come...yessss!!!! there is god.
Heer: there is no god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got stuff even that jugni wont wear...and she wears anything...no cartier...my lovely necklace....this gaya3...she needs to be shot along with her creepy husband who keeps staring at me strangely
Lallu: now i have two hostages...new dheer and nihal....ahh life is good and so am i...let me think about me now...me! me! me ! me! i love me....

🤣 Lallu..even prays about himself..why am I not surprised? And poor Heer..Heer read my above idea😉

Then preet comes to gaya3:

Preet: mom!!!!!!! I have had it...you said prem bhai will move out and now he is here and we are getting heer and that chubster too..can you tell that lets buy a tv instead????
Gaya3: Chill!!! there is a surprise for evryone....that chubster and new dheer will be out soon...wait and watch

🤣 BUY A TV Lallu...you can have more time to pray about yourself if everyone is busy with the TV..and we will be spared from his rabid parties too😃 It's a Win-Win situation!

Then all gather in a small circle like they are going to play a game or somehitg and then new dheer and meher parody prem and heer
Prem: Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i so dont look like that!!!!!!!!!!!!! eye popping bullfrog(courtesy mel) and that pony...mine looks better for mahabharat........
Heer: Is that how i look???????????where is that jenny craig's number????

Somehow..I pity Prem more this time 🤣

Then second one on lallu and gaya3
Lallu: I love me, i love me, i love me...and looks like new dheer loves me too...yesss today is my day
Gaya3: oh goshhhhhhhh veera was right!!!!!!!!!!!!! i suck at my choices.........this lallu is so ugly it even insults the word ugly

Gaya3's eyes finally opened after seeing Dheer's bullfrog eyes..Woohoo! 👏😆

Then heer comes to gaya3:
Heer: gaya3 you wont take me so i have decided that i will go to cartiers alone
Gaya3: and who will pay for your items???have you thought about that???
Heer: ofcourse!!!! not everyone is dumb like you and marry creepster.....i will put it in your account..and you better pay or else i will tell all that you flirt with new dheer...

and she hopps along

GOOOOO HEER! 🤣 And Don't forget to take Prem with you too!😆

Then comes veera's parody:
Veera: New dheer and chubby meher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are bad and my bipolar is flaring up and so now i am all in my glory and then walks up to new dheer and slaps him hard

And all think:
Gaya3: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she can slap..........atleast one good thing out of this mad marriage...a daughter who knows how to slap
Lallu: oh noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now new dheer will go and who will love me????
Prem: Darn!!!!! do i have to cry now?????????i should have gone with heer to cartiers...
Preet: and this just makes my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some entertainment at last
Ash: my mom slapped better....just an observation
Biji: i love to look shocked and constipated
Nihal: goshhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! is she going to take me next or what????????
Meher: finally this freakfest of dancing will be over...

🤣BTW, I so pity Meher..she had to look into Dheer's bullfrog eyes during the freakfest of dancing.🤣 And believe me Dheer looked CREEPY! I think he ran away from the Ramsey(the people who used to make ghost serials and movies) private jungle😕

Well guys what do you think of this???Any feedback is welcomed....BTW mel,trivy,sidda and nandy cant wait for your MNST's take of the week

It's been posted as you already know 😃😆