Ulka Kaku ka Kidnap - Fun post :D

Hey guys now we all know Ulka kaku ne saara romance ka kapada kardiya.. n some of us wanted to even kidnap her. Right? Lolz so this just a crazy thought of mine.. hope it makes at least one person smile.




SaRuv are in kitchen. Sachi making coffee n DV.. *ehem* romancing her.

Saachi: Chodo mujhe DV.. 😳 I said-

DV: Batein karwalo kilo bhar ke, par PRACTICE k time.. bhari hawa?😉

Saachi: DV chodo mujhe! stop-☺️

DV: Laal ho rahe hai aap k gaal..😉

Saachi: *blush* *blush*☺️

DV: Ithni sharam..?😉

Saachi: DV stop it tum...☺️

*eye lock*

SaRuv are lost in their own dream land. Me and some forum-wasis land at Prabhu Nivas and find that the door is ajar.

Saruv fail to notice as we lock the main door.

xxx

Meanwhile Ulka kaku is hungry.

Ulka (while walking towards Prabhu Nivaas): Arey yar.. Yeh Sachi subah se hospital mein rehgayi. Kuch bhi khaane ko nahi mila. Ab uske ghar jaungi aur halwe banaane ko kahungi.. aur khoob khaungi.. yeh DV kaha rehgaya? Din bhar chakkar lagaata hai Prabhu Nivas ka, agar hota tho main ice crream k liye-

Ulka stops and notices us standing in front.

Ulka: Kaun hai aap log? Aise kyu ghur rahe ho? Aur kyu ho yaha?😡

SaRuv k Deewane (SRD): Hello Ulka Kaku.. hum log aap hi se milne aaye hai, hum log aap ke bohot bade fans hai..😆😛

Ulka: Hayee.. mere fans? Lekin maine aisa kya kia ki mere fans honge?😆

SRD: Aap bohot famous hai, hum log aap ko roz yaad karke gaaliyan dete hai..😆

Ulka: Haye Galiyan?😲

SRD: (covering up) Galiyan nahi..gaane, hum aap k gun-gaan karthe hai..😆

Ulka: 😃

SRD: Hum aapk liye kuch sweets laaye hai..😛

Ulka: Haye halwa.. *eats while smililng*

xxx

Meanwhile Inside Prabhu Nivaas...

Saachi: bohot dekh liya.. ab chodo..😳

DV: Nahi.. main aapko ghanton bhar dekh sakta hu..

Saruv once again go into dream land and... THUD (from outside).

Saachi: Yeh awaz kaisi...😲

DV: yeh tho aap ki dhadkane hai jo badh gayi hai..☺️

Saachi: DV! Sach main yeh awaz..😕

DV: mere bhi dhadkan k rahi hogi...😆 teri meri meri teri dhadkano ki awaaz😳

xxx

Outside...

SRD smile at their handy work. Ulka kaku has fainted. Mission Roko Ulka Paat is succesful.

SRD: Ulka ka kya karein.. khoon karde?😡

ME: Naa, main bhi SRD ka hissa hu. Khoon-woon nahi karte baba.. inko daraate hai..

SRD: Kaise?

We take her to a dark room and we scare her.

Ulka: Kaun ho aap log? Mere fans hoke iss tarah pesh aate ho?😡

SRD n me: hum saruv k fans hai..😳

Ulka: Saruv kaun?😕

ME: Isse aapko kya?😆

Ulka: Kya karnewale ho aap mere saat?

SRD: hum ne suna ki aap apne ghar mein kum aas paas k ghar mein zyada ghus jaati hai!😆

Ulka: (Scared) tho..😕

SRD: isliye humne aap ka kidnap karliya..😆

ME: *laughing maniacally.*.

(spot light focused on her and we all are in dark)

Ulka: Nahi.. chodo mujhe! Dekho tum log nahi jaante tum kisse panga le rahe ho.. haan? Aur auron k ghar jaana kya guna hai?😲

SRD: taak-jhaak karna guna hai. Aap jaanti hai aapke iss harkat se kisi ki love life kharab ho sakti hai huh?😉

Ulka: Nai..

SRD: Ab aur Prabhu Nivaas ya kisi ghar mein ghusne ki koshish ki tho..😡 *shows a large knife*

Ulka : Nahi.. Nahi (faints)

N we shift her back to her house.

xxx

Saachi pushes DV n runs.. towards the door.

DV: cheating huh! Rukiye..😛

Saachi: (pulling at the door) DV yeh tho band hai..

DV: Kya?? Sachh??🥳 Oh lord mere saare duwayein rang laagaye. Kya baat hai saachi ji accha hua! Hum tum ek kumre mein band ho.. aur chaabi kho jaaye...

Saachi: DV! Mazak hai kya? 😳 hum ne ise khula choda tho-

DV: (hugs her from behind) Accha hua na ab hume koi disturb nai karega..😆

Saachi: U're impossible *blush*

Door opens n they are embarassed to see us.

DV: Kaun hai aap log?😡

We all: Aap ke fans..

Saachi: Fans?😕

Me: Nahi AC, Fridge, washing machine sab kuch..😆

DV: tho..🥱 *Kebab mein haddi hai yeh log*😡

Me: U know DV we just saved you from Ulka kaku..😉

Saruv: KYA? Ulka kaku.. par kyu..

SRD n me: Yes.. because we love you..

Saruv: thanks.😳😃

Me: Agle baar door band kardena?? N no khullam kulla romance till you let Aaji Naani know..😉

Saruv: *blush*

N we leave the love birds alone.

xxx

Meanwhile Ulka kaku wakes up in her bed.

Ulka: hayee.. yeh main.. apne ghar pe hu??? 😕 Deva re Deva baal baal bachi aaj! Kaun the woh? Kyu kidnap karna chahte the woh? Arey nahi nahi.. kidnap hoti tho Ulka tu yaha hoti kya?? Baba re bura sapna tha! Jo bhi ho, Ab tu kahi mat jaa Ulka😆.. bas apne ghar pe baitke hi khaaleti hu halwa, woh bhi banaake..😆


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there... it turned out to be a bit long.. but bear with me! thanks for reading😊

Originally posted by: tinatartari

priyamvada awesome

Originally posted by: tinatartari

yaya!!!me 1st 2 cmnt...yaya!!

loved ur fun post...

its the superb way 2 keep ulka out..wish cvs listen 2 u 😉

thanks Tina..😃 btw u can call me Priya/Priyam😊

Originally posted by: Priyamvada

thanks Tina..😃 btw u can call me Priya/Priyam😊

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Originally posted by: sama0023

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Last few days I was saying in so many post, ULKA ko kidnap koro.....yehi ek tarika hein, before Monday we must have to kidnap her...🤣

Tumne to puraa plot hi kardiaa yaar...🤗🤣

It is hilarious..I was reading and was falling from my chair..🤣

thanks sama.. I'm glad u liked! Yes it was u behind this funny post! Ur inspiration😆

Originally posted by: tinatartari

hi priya!!😊

hey Tina.. :) nice to make new friend on this forum as well😊

comment people warna Ulka bura maan jayegi😆

Its so funny Priyamvada. I cant stop laughing 🤣 Great imagination

such a cute post priya..loved it..<3 was rofling through out ..best way to get rid of ulka kaku hehe..TFS.. :D