Please darlings, when all this is over and the two of you are back in each other's arms in the warmth and privacy of your bedroom (make sure you've locked the door and windows with the curtains properly drawn so that no one can look or walk in), promise each other that you'll communicate honestly and openly like you guys did in Turkey like some of the many discerning Michians suggested.
Mils sweetie pie, hold on to that jealousy of yours. It may just be your downfall one day. What does it matter if your doll looks at that Neev once in a while? They say a cat can look at a king, so why can't she look at an old friend occasionally? Next time believe her when she says that she loves only you. And please don't make the mistake of using that irritating word 'nautangi' again, at least with regards to wifey.....reserve that compliment for either your pain-in-b**t sister or that evil ex of yours.
Which brings me to the next point. Keep far away from that piece of baggage...very far ...avoid her like the plague, the ebola fever, cholera, diphtheria, hypothermia and what have you. She ain't good for your health or your wife's or even for your marriage.
And you, Prachi doll, be more assertive especially when hubby dear doesn't listen....but for that, you must tell him things and not behave like the KGB, CIA, the Mosad put together and feel that any secret is yours to know and for Mils to find out! Cause, like all these agencies, there's always a mole to make things sticky for you.
So, from now on everytime you get that itch to hide things from Mils and you, Mils get all hot and bothered over wifey's strange behaviour and idiotic admissions, sing this intelligent and of course very romantic song to each other and things will right itself . Don't opt for exterme measures like what.....the fourth or fifth divorce! That's a jurm!!!
Learn this song by heart, my Tweedledee and Tweedledum and your life will be just peachy!
So here goes: Together now
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, jab koi muskil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera , o humnavaaz.
Naa koi hai, naa koi tha, zindagi mein tumhare sivaa
Tum dena saath mera o humnavaaz.
Mils, now you sing
Ho chandini jab tak raat, deeta hai har koi saath
Tum Magar andheron mein na chodna mera haath.
And now Prachi.....stop looking at Mils, dear....time for that later. You take it from here.
Vafaadarri ki vo rasamein nihayenge hum to kasme
Ek bhi saans zindagi ki, jab tak apne ho bas mein
Now, sweetie pies, together (the way you always will be and should be!)
Dil ko mere hua yakin, hum pahale bhi mile kahin
Silsila ye sadiyon ka, aaj ki baat nahi.
Ok, ok it's alright if you can't learn all the lines so long as you've got the jist of it but I insist that you remember the first four lines and follow them to the T. You hear?
Afternoon everyone. It seems I had nothing better to do than script this tidbit. The 'divorce ' is hanging like a Democles' sword over our heads and sending us into a tizzy. So, I was trying induce some positivity here.
That the song is used ad nauseum in reunion scenes in BT serials is known to all. In the movie, however, the husband promptly betrays his wife pretty much soon after singing this. Here, I hope the song is brought in after all the 'betrayals', ghile shiqwayes are done with.....around the end of the week, lets say?
Cobra bahi, are you listening?