hello every1
dis is my first fanfic.
it is very short n simple.
hope u all like it. I'll write d other main fanfiction later. It is titled "kayamath se kayamath tak".
Till den enjoy reading dis. I have also tried 2 put sum funny element in it though it can't b compared 2 my neevu's oneliners but i have tried my best. pls post ur comments so dat i can improve a lil bit in my next 1.
HALDI CEREMONY (MIDNIGHT)
(NEEV CALLS PRACHI)
PRACHI: hello!
NEEV: hi prachi main neev bol raha hoon
PRACHI: kaun neev??
NEEV: humne bhooke rehkar aapko milaya phone
aap humse poochte hain ki
" hum aapke hai kaun"?
PRACHI: neev phone rakho bye!
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(PRACHI IS SITTING IN FRONT OF D MIRROR
VT HALDI ALL OVER HER FACE - neev comes
thru d window n shouts bhoot! bhoot! bhoot!..)
PRACHI: neev tum yahan kaise aaye?
NEEV: hamesha ki tarha khidki se
PRACHI: neev pls tum yahan se jaao agar papa ne ya
dadi ne dekh liya to bohot datenge aur
waise bhi ab hum shaadi tak nahi milsakte
NEEV: relax prachi koi nahi aayega
main yahan tumse apne dil ki baat kehne aaya
hoon aur i swear use kahe bina yahan se kahin
nahi jaunga
PRACHI: acha jaldi bolo neev
NEEV: prachi ab humari shaadi hone waali hai aur
main tumse kuch kehna chahta hoon
maana ki main tumhare liye shahjahan ki
tarha tajmahal nahi bana sakta lekin tumhe
apne dil ke tajmahal mein rani banakar
rakhoonga
shahjahan ne tajmahal ki har deewaar ko
dekha
har minar ko dekha
har kaleen ko dekha
har khidki ko dekha aur bola.........
"MA KASAM BOHOT KHARCHA HOGAYA"
PRACHI:neev!!!
( neev comes close 2 prachi n says)
raat ki tanhaai mein jo tang kare
karwatein badalne par majboor kare
chupke se kaan mein sargoshi kare
aur gardan chume
( prachi bcoms very shy)
to samajh lena ki woh machar hai....😆
PRACHI: neev!!!😡
NEEV: prachi ek baat batao ab hum shaadi tak nahi
mil sakte to kya tum mujhe miss karogi?
PRACHI:kya tum mujhe yaad karoge?
NEEV: purani haveli ke bandh kamre mein
dhool mein atki tasveer ke peechey
jaal mein phasi makdee ke upar
baethe machar ki kasam
" i miss u"😆
PRACHI: neev!!!
magar main to tumhe yaad nahi karoongi
infact yeh kuch din to main aaram se reh
sakoongi😃
NEEV: maana hum itne sweet bhi nahi
ke diabeties hojaye
maana hum itne salty bhi nahi
ke B.P. badh jaaye
na hi itne tasty ke mazaa aaye
par hum itne kadve bhi nahi
ki yaad bhi na aaye
( dadi comes 2wards prachi's room- prachi...)
PRACHI: neev dadi aarahi hai tum jaldi se
kahin chup jaao
( neev hides under d bed)
DADI: arey prachi tune abhi tak apne chehre se yeh
haldi nahi nikali jaldi se ise dhokar so jaao
main tumhare liye yeh jewellery laayi thi
kal ke function mein tum ise pehen lena
( dadi is sitting on d bed n she stamps neev's
hand...)
PRACHI: ji dadi
NEEV: aah dadimaardala aapne to
bechare bache ki jaan legi kya
DADI: neev tum is waqt yahan kya kar rahe ho?
NEEV: dadi main toja hi raha tha ki yeh prachi
mujhe jane hi nahi derahi hai maine kaha
ki dadi aajayegi to kehne lagi ki dadiki
umar hogayi hai ab tak woh davai khakar
sogayi hogi
DADI: prachi tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho??
( neev stand back n laughs😆
PRACHI: dadi main woh...
DADI: prachi tum is joker se kaide shaadi kar sakti
ho ( she catches neev;s ear n says)
neev ab tum jaao yahan se bohot raat ho chuki
hai khidki se nahi darwaaze se jaana
NEEV: ofcourse dadi jaraha hoon
is prachi se kaun milna chahta hai
" A big gud nite 2 my sweet loving
sugar coated choco milk shaky honey
dipped cheese melting orange juicy
peperoni spicy bacon
icy butter dadi.......
DADI: bas bas neev maska bohot mehenga hogaya
hai ab jaao ( she leaves d room)
PRACHI: dekha neev maine kaha tha na
dadi aajayegi
NEEV:( he comes 2wards prachi places her dupatta
on her head n says..)
Ghoonghat mein tumhe dekha to deewana hua
sangeet ka tarana hua
shama ka parwaana hua
masti ka mastana hua
jaise hi ghoonghat utthaya.....
is duniya se ravaana hua
PRACHI: neev!!!
( she starts hitting him n he runs away frm
d window)
