Interviews

THESE DAYS I'M NOT HAVING SO MUCH OF WORK TO DO, THAT'S WHY I'M GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY WEIRD IDEAS I THINKS SO. ANYWAYS WHO CARES. THIS IDEA I GOT A WEEK BACK, BECOZ I WAS BUSY ON SOMETHING I'M POSTING NOW. HOPE U PEOPLE LIKE IT. ........................................ THIS SOMETHING WHICH IS NOT DONE INTENDELY TO HURT OR INSULT THE KAYAMATH CHARACTERS HERE. IT'S JUST A JOKE.

AN INTREVIEWER ACCIDENTLY STUMBLES INTO SHAH/MISHRA'S MANSION. HOPING TO MAKE A BREAKING INTREVIWER FROM THE RESIDENTS GOES INSIDE. FIRST HE SEES DADI THE ELDER MOST PERSON IN THE HOUSE...................................... THEIR INTERVIEW GOES LIKE THIS.

I: YOU NAME MADAM

DAADI: (THINKS FOR SOMETIME) SOME CALL ME MA, MOM, SOME CALL ME DAADI, NAANI, SOME CALLS ME BY DIFFERENT NAMES, SO WHAT HAPPENED IT HAVE BEEN AGES WHEN I HEARD MY NAME AND AT THIS AGE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHINGS, SO I FORGOT MY NAME........../.

I:😲 , OK WHAT'S YOUR PASS TIME...

DAADI; OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH, GOING TO MANDIR, TALKING TO MISHRAJI.............................................

I: (GETTING COMPOSED) YOUR PERMANENT RESIDENCE

DAADI: THIS SHAH/MISHRA MANSION

JUST THEN HE SEES PL COMING . SO HE TAKES HER INTERVIEW.

I: YOUR NAME MADAM

PL ; PREMLATHA

I; SIGHS........... YOUR PERMANENT ADDRESS

PL: BEFORE IT WAS SHAH/MISHRA AMNSION NOW I AM RESIDING IN LONDON.

I:OK, HOW MANY MARRIAGES DID YOU HAVE.

PL:(ANGRILY) ONE

I;(COOLIN DOWN) HI SIR WHAT'S YOUR NAME

MISHRAJI; I THINK...................................................ALL CALLS ME MISHRAJI, SOME CALLS BE BABA, PAPA........SOME CALLS ME DAADAJI, NANAJI, SO I DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME

I:OOOOOOPS ANOTHER NAMELESS CHARACTER OUCH, YOUR RESIDENCE

MISHRAJI: FIRST IT'S CHAWL, THEN SOME HOSPITAL AND NOW SHAH/MISHRA MANSION.

I:OK, YOUR PASTIME

MISHRAJI: STOPPING MY SON FROM DOING WRONG, SEEING THAT BOTH MY SON AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW ARE TOGETHER.

I:YOUR FAVORITE ONE LINER SIR

MISHRAJI: MERE BACHON KO KISI KE BURI NAZAR NA LAGE

I: HELLO MAM, YOU ARE

SUK.: SUKRUTHI

I:SUKRUTHI, WHAT YOUR IDENTITY.

SUKS:YEAH, AT FIRST I WAS MISHRA, THEN I BECAME SHERGILL AND THEN BACK TO MISHRA ONCE AGAIN AND THEN AT LAST TO SHAH

I (WITHOUT ANY EXPRESSION); YOUR PASSTIME MAM

SUKS: GOING BACK OF MY BHABHI ALL THE TIME FOR HER SUGGESTIONS, GETTING TROUBLES ALL BY MY SELF AND THROWING OTHERS ALSO INTO THE TROUBLES.

I: YOUR RESIDENCE MAM

SUKS; FIRST CHAWL, ENTERED INTO SHAH MANSION, WENT INTO SHERGILL'S HOUSE, KICKED BACK TO SHAH MANSION AGAIN AND THIS IS MY PERMANENT ADDRESS

I: SIR WHAT ABOUT YOU SIR

MILSI: MR MILIND MISHRA

I;YOUR ADDRESS

MILSI: FIRST CHAWL, THEN A RESIDENCE IN TURKEY, AFTER THAT SHAH MANSION, FEW DAYS IN HOSPITAL, FEW DAYS IN JAIL, FEW YEARS ON THE STREET, FEW DAYS IN DASGUPTA'S HOUSE AND BACK TO SHAH MANSION

I:(WITH A SHOCKED EXPRESSION) YOUR PAST TIME SIR,

MILSI: ERRRRRRRRRR FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE, BASHING ALAAP, WHAT'S MORE....................................... TRYING TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE AND BUSINESS.

I: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOO CHWEET, YOUR FAVORITE ONELINER SIR

MILSI: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY WANT TO SAY,

I: NOOOOOOOOOOO

MILSI: YOU SAVED ME ACTUALLY, THEY SOOOO MANY ONELINERS ARE THERE I FORGOT BY THE TIME COMES.

I:YOUR SECRET FOR YOUR STRONG BODY.

MILSI:😊 MY DEAR WIFE

I:WHAT

MILSI YEAH, I LIFTED HER SOOOOOOOO MANY TIMES, THE ALSO STARTED TO BUILD AUTOMATICALLY.

I: (ROLLING HIS EYES) HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU GET MARRIED.

MILSI: (COUNTING) 5 TIMES AND A BROKEN MARRIAGE.

I: WHAT (JUMPS FROM THE SOFA WHERE HE SAT)

MILSI: LET ME EXPLAIN 5 TIMES WITH MY DEAR WIFE, BROKEN MARRIAGE DURING PA DAYS, ACTUALLY I ONLY BROKE IT

I: (COMPOSING HIMSELF). HELLO MAM, (SEEING A WOMAN SITTING BESIDE MILSI)

PRACHI: I'M PRACHI MILIND MISHRA.

I: YOUR RESIDENCE MAM

PRACHI:FIRST AT SHAH RESIDENCE FOR A VERY LONG TIME, THEN 5 YEARS IN DASGUPTA RESIDENCE AND PRESENTLY AT SHAH RESIDENCE.

I: (SIGHS, I'M SAVED) YOUR FAVOURITE ONELINER

PRACHI: MILIND AAAAAAAAAAAP BHI NAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I: MAM, YOUR FAVOURITE ONE LINER

PRACHI :THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING.

I :(ROLLS HIS EYES AGAIN). YOUR FAVOURITE PASTIME

PRACHI: GIVING PRAVACHANAS TO AYESHA, ALAAP, KAMYA AND MALLIKA

I: HOW MANY MARRAIGES MAM

PRACHI: 5 TIMES OF MARRIAGE WITH MY HUBBY, 2 BROKEN MARRIAGES

I: YOUR PREVIOUS IDENTITIES MAM (THINKING ABOUT SUKRUTHI)

PRACHI; FISRT I WAS A SHAH, WANTED TO BECOME SHERGILL, BUT BECAME MISHRA, A FEW YEARS LIVED WITH FAKE NAME PANCHI DASGUPTA AND NOW PRACHI MISHRA

I;(ALL GIRLS N THIS HOUSE HAVE MULTIPLE IDENTITIES HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES IN THEM.) THINKING HE SEES PRACHI'S VOICE CHANGING. PRACHIJI ARE FINE.

ABIPB: I'M NOT PRACHI NOW I'M AYESHA THE BHOOTHNI.

I: OK SHAH RESIDENCE IS HAUNTED BY BHOOTNI LETS TAKE HER INTERVIEW. OK MS BHOOTNI, WHAT'S YOUR AIM

ABIPB: TO MARRY MILIND

I; YOUR BHOOTNI KNOW MAM

ABIPB: SO WHAT, I'M IN PRACHI'S BODY. SO I CAN DOO WHATEVER I CAN.

I: WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALITIES AS A BHOOTNI

ABIPB: TEACHING MATHS, RIDING A SCOOTY, NOT BEING AFRAID OF FIRE, NOTHING HAPPENNING WHEN I GO NEAR THE GOD IDOLS,AND POWERFUL BRACELETS.... JUST A SLIGHT SWRILING OF HEAD. AND ONE MORE. ... BECOMIG MORE ACTIVE AT NIGHT.. YOU KNOW I'M A NOCTURNAL BHOOT.

I: (ALREADY HIS HEAD STARTED SWIRLING) YOUR HAPPY MOMENTS.

ABIPB: WHEN PRACHI WAS, WILL CRIES

I: YOUR SAD MOMENTS (HIS VOICE GOT STRUCK)

ABIPB: WHEN MICHI ARE HAPPY TOGETHER.

I: AT LAST I SUCCESSFULLY FINISHED THE INTERVIEW HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY IT AND FAINTS DOWN

HOPE YOU ENJOY IT

SORRY FOR THE MISTAKES. AS TOLD BEFORE IT NOT TO HURT ANY OF THE CHARACTERS ,

OMG!!!!!!!🤣🤣 this is so hilarious..😆👍🏼.

Great one sharvu👍🏼,could'nt stop laughing keep coming up with more.👏👏👏

ya sure sooooooooooo many like this ones are dancing in my brain. so they will be coming up very soon. i first should tell jai ho to kayamath for giving these weird ideas.

Nice one shravu but please dont use capital letters for your posts. It is considered shouting in IF.

k then actually i know don't about it. thanks for letting me know about it

That was hilarious Shravu and actually quite well done....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THis is sooo funny hahaha its all true ... lol but this was soo funny made my day ...thnx and keep up the great work

🤣 that was too good. One hilarious interview and very well done. that poor guy who did the interview. He obviously didn't have a strong heart like us, loyal kym fans 😆

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gud one loved the interview