i hope no one has posted this
Jassi tries her luck in Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh : Ek hazaar rupeyo ke liye, aapka pehla sawaal. What does "C" stand for, in the term LIC? Aapke options: A) Company B) Corporation C) Colony D) Cell.
Jassi : Corporation!
Amitabh : Sure?
Jassi : Hah!
Amitabh : Confident!
Jassi : Yes!
Amitabh : Lock kar doo!
Jassi : Haaji!
Amitabh : Computerji please lock option B - corporation. Saahi jawab, aap ek hazaar rupey jeet gaye! Apne itna mushkil sawaal kaa jawaab diya... ab apse mein ek simple sawaal karoonga... Aapke pitaji ka naam kya hai?
Jassi : (sits silently)
Amitabh : (After a long pause) What is your father's name?
Jassi : (again sits silently, without uttering a word).
Amitabh : Aap chahe to aapke life lines istamal kar sakte hein.
Jassi : (still sits silently, says nothing)
Amitabh : Kya ab backout karna chahte hai?
Jassi : Oye nahi Amitji! Aapne abhi tak mujhe 4 options diye hi nahi!
another one
We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hotseat in Kaun Banega Crorepati.....
AB: OK Santa I congratulate you.
Santa: Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.
AB: OK Santa this is your first question for Rs 1000:
Which state has the largest Sikh population ? and your options are:
A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab
Santa: Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question?
AB: Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time.
Santa (giggles): Sirji, tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline: audience poll.
AB: OK audience, please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%
AB: Santaji, this is a not a good situation for you, I can share your disgust here. Par kya karen janta to janardhan hoti hai.
Santa: Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.
AB: Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. OK computerji, do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
Santa: Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko. Mereko third lifeline bhi chahiye.
AB: Kamaal hai Santaji, I must congratulate you. You have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great. OK, phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahenge aap?
Santa: My one and only one mera langotiya yaar, Banta Singh.
AB: OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai?
Santa: Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain . Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari.
Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati???"
AB: Hello Bantaji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Banta: OOOOOOOOOO Bachchan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he?
AB: Mein thik hoon Bantaji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur.................
Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.
AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............. chaliye mein aapko special case ke tarah treat karte hue ek minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Santa: Oye Bante ke ho raya hai yaar??
Banta: Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dudwala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya.
AB: Santaji, kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Santa: Yes, yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai .....................
(He reads out the question).
Banta: Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
Santa: Oye par ......... (and the clock stops).
AB: Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai, ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam Rs 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Santa: Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai!
enjoy friends
Real Estate
Fan Fictions
