Article--5 tellypoints-KASTURI

Men only Annu ki Ho Gayee Waah Bhai Waah, Star One, 8 p m Hotel owner doubts his gender preference because he's drawn to the senior male chef. Drags chef along to play squash at the club. Chef is horrified on being hauled to the men's room to change. Oh oh, the chef 's actually a girl in disguise.. oh lord, and one thought this chakkar ended with Rishi Kapoor-Paintal in Raffoo Chakkar . Kairee on romance Saat Phere, Zee TV 6.30 p m , Post-accident, a woman's gone nuts.. she thinks she's a five-year-old. Husband's try- ing to humour her. They're busy plucking kairees off a tree when it starts pouring kittens and pups. Husband flashbacks to a rainy, romantic day He draws closer to his . kiddy wife. How creepy is that? Sob opera Kasturi, Star Plus, 9.30 p m Boy's on a wheelchair. Girl massages his feet, drapes a shawl around him and looks deep into his eyes. Hard to find them because his face is hidden behind bandages like Amitabh Bachchan's in Satte Pe Satta. Girl's sobbing now. Cut to montage of old times when boy was walking around, laughing and talking. Cut back to the present. Stop, enough of wallowing in the past please. Want a refill? Bournvita ad Household maid saves every paisa to buy a refill pack of Bournvita for her son (the adorable kid from Shvaas though a little puffed up). Madam informs her that she can get a smaller refill pack for just Rs 20. Cut to son promising to buy mum a Banarasi sari when he grows up. Maid and madam exchange misty-eyed looks. Nice but mushy . CAR SEVA Race teaser This one looks like another wannabe slick flick. Saif Ali Khan with a carefully careless stubble and Akshaye Khan- na in black glares take turns to romp with Katri- na Kaif and Bipasha Basu. Cut to Khan sit- ting in his car with a remote control. He spouts a line about not taking dhoka lying down. Button clicks, car behind his goes up in flames. Was it a Nano? janaki.viswanathan@hindustantimes.com