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Voice Over: Welcome One And all to one of the HOTTEST, BIGGEST, Most UNFORGETTABLE events of the year 2009!
Audience: *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!*
Voice Over: I see our audience is getting excited! So, without further adeu, I'd like to call upon our 2 hosts for this evening, Mimi and Sammieeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Audience: 👏
Mimi and Sammie come up the stairs, and Mimi trips in the process.
Sammie: UGH! MIMI! It's not time to be tripping!
Mimi: Sorry!
Sammie (takes mike): Why, thank you so much for the amazing introduction!
Mimi: Yes, thanks so much! Before we start with the event, we'd like to have a small flashback to the red carpet event! Let's see our VIP guests!
***Flashback to Red Carpet Event*
Mimi: Hey Sammie?
Sammie: Yeah Mimi?
Mimi: Why is the Red Carpet black?
Sammie: I have no idea yaar! 😕
Mimi: HEY LOOK! OMG IS THAT?
Sammie: IT IS! IT IS!!!
Mimi *faints*
Voice Over: While Mimi is recovering, let us give a huge round of appluase to our first guest!
...*drum rolls*
TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!
Sammie: HEY LOOK! We have so many other guests appearing!
Mimi: And the last can go on and on! There's John, Bipasha, Lara, Shahid, Amrita, Genelia, Imran, Ranbir, Deepika
Sammie: OH! And there's Mimi's current favourite jodi from Aaja Nachle! (She's very behind in the movie world 😆)
Mimi: They're SOOO cuteeee *faints*
Sammie: Hey... who are they?
Mimi: 😲 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGG NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sammie: Mimi... who are they? Im confused 😕
Mimi *runs over* NICKELBACK! OMFG OMFG OMFG!!
Sammie: WHO?
Mimi: Only the BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!! *faints again*
Nickelback: I'm honoured to be here! You all will hear us perform in just a bit 😊
Mimi (touches them to see if they're real) :OMG THEY ARE!!!!!!!!
Sammie: (rolls her eyes at Mimi) Anyways, let's welcome the stars of the evening! Karan Patel and Shubhangi Atre!!!
Karan: Hi all! We'd like to announce to the world that Shubhangi and I have finally tied the knot on this special occassion!
Shubhangi *blushes*
Mimi AND Sammie: OMG NO WAY!!!!! *both faint*
----------------------------- Back to the main event
Mimi: So that was the Annual Red Carpet Event... *coughs* Or should I say BLACK Carpet 😆
Sammie: I wonder why everything was black... 😕
Mimi: Arre Sammie! Tum Bhi Na! The person we're holding this HUGE event for his partly goth, didn't you know?
Sammie: 😆 Oh, and partly male too!
Mimi: KYA?! 😲
Sammie: IM JOKING! Jeez Mimi, take a chill pill.
Mimi: So why're we delaying? Let's announce WHO this party is for!!!
Sammie: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, PLEASE put your hands together for the one, the only, the most beloved Kasturian........
HUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Nickelback starts jamming*
Nickelback: We'd like to dedicate the following song to our beloved Hummy! Humz- this is ALL for you!
And our newest release, I'd come for you!
Mimi&Sammie: Hummy, would you please come up here!
Hummy limps to the stage (because she fractured her leg...AGAIN)
Hummy: (Hummer, please share YOUR speech here, Imma leave this blank)
*Fireworks go off*
Mimi: KASTURIANS! Please stick around, the food and gifts shall be distributed in just a bit!
Sammie: 'Till then, I'd like to give you a trivia question!
How many times has Mimi fainted today?
How many more times will she faint?
*Please read next post*
